Leonaidas' Journal

[Karvon]

Macreus: There is one post just outside this room, in the outer hall. So I would avoid loud noises.
Macreus: Are you ready to discuss a course of action?
Eleni : *Opens her eyes* I suppose we do not have anything better to do.
Leonidas : don't suppose you know where the key is to the lower level of the crypts or have a way of opening the door for us?
Macreus: Well, you could always wait here until starvation overcomes you.
Damian : So, what did I miss?
Telemachus : We'll call that "plan Beta"
Polytropos : We fought a giant dog monster. The so-called King. He's a real Cerberus.
Telemachus : *gives Damian the cliff notes of everything from the forum post*
Eleni : Barely made a scratch on him...
Damian : *frowns* If it isn't one thing, it's another.
Polytropos : Not sure how we'll win. I get the feeling the death-priest has an idea.
Macreus: It would be difficult to get all of you through the lair of my former brothers. The beastmen have invaded it and are searching the entire area in force.
Andreas Appolodorus: Don't expect me to wear this lady.
Macreus: Indeed, I do have a plan.
Andreas Appolodorus: But I can put it in my pack.
Eleni : Do share it, then.
Andreas Appolodorus: * put the armor away *
Kataramene : It's a little cumbersome, but tougher. I'm thinking about it.
Macreus: On the lower level of the caverns there is a hidden tomb, the resting place of several of my brethren from the older days.
Macreus: We secreted weapons and magic there that may be just the thing to handle your problem with a certain immortal being.
Andreas Appolodorus: Better be a good one my fists can hit you as hard as a hammer and they did nothing to that King.
Polytropos : Alright. Sounds good.
Polytropos : Is there a price?
Eleni : ...well, 'head down and hope we learn something' was just about our best idea, anyway.
Macreus: There are three tombs, one of a high priest of my order, one of the mage Abbarkam, and one of one of our veteran warriors.
Telemachus : Hmph, he'll let us know afterwards..
Kataramene : I'd like to know up front.
Macreus: I will show you the tomb and get you past the traps if you leave the cleric's cache to me. You can divide the others amongst yourselves.
Leonidas : Sounds good to me.
Kataramene : Let's not get into another giving you soul away unnecessarily.
Telemachus : None of us are preists anyway. Doubt what's there would be of much us.
Macreus: Very well then.
Polytropos : We'll see...
Eleni : Perhaps, perhaps not. What's important is that it brings us closer to killing this Immortal King.
Kataramene : *purses her lips*
Polytropos : *readies himself for travel.*
Macreus: I will part with you briefly; I need to sneak into the complex of my brethren who have gone to the True God and ... check on a few things.
Andreas Appolodorus: We could use healing supplies if you don't need them.
Macreus: You should go the direct way, back to the lower level, bypassing the Lower Temple.
Eleni : Or?
Macreus: When you get to the underground river, follow it to a bridge at the of the cavern. I will meet you there.
Polytropos : So... we go out of this door and...?
Polytropos : ... turn... right?
Macreus: Yes.
Polytropos : Right.
Macreus: But I would strongly recommend that you do not let any beastmen escape to sound a general alarm.
Telemachus : Turn right, kill everyone, find the bridge.
Telemachus : got it.
Macreus: There are at least several hundred in the complex now, since you allowed the Immortal King to escape and reopen the portal between worlds.
Leonidas : Wonderful
Eleni : There was not much of an alternative.
Macreus: Well. Let us hope that you will be more successful this time.
Telemachus : "allowed" makes it sound like we had a choice
Macreus: I will meet you at the bridge.
Macreus: There is always a choice. That is the boon and curse of mortality, warrior.
Kataramene : Mmm, it would have been over our dead bodies but it would still have happened.
Macreus: Should you survive, I will join you below.

Eleni : There is a distinction to be made between dying nobly and dying pointlessly, I think.
Eleni : *Sighs*
Leonidas : I dion't see any difference between the two myself.
Damian : Death is but a part of life.
Eleni : You're sounding like /him/ now, Damian.
Polytropos : Hard to trust that one, now.
Leonidas : To be postponed as long as possible.
Kataramene : Yes, but I'd like it to be a part I experience a long time from now.
Damian : Old life dies so that new life may grow. *grins*
Damian : But that doesn't mean I'm ready to go yet.
Andreas Appolodorus: Heroes death is what we deserve. Then our legend will survive for generations.
Eleni : Nobody will remember it if we die here, though.
Eleni : So let's not.
Leonidas : Only if someone survives to tell of them.
Kataramene : Only if someone survives to tell of it, and no - that doesn't give you license to run off, Leo.
Telemachus : The gods make sure good stories survive.
Leonidas : I'll do my best to see your stories survive, even if you don't.
Telemachus : Lets get going.
Andreas Appolodorus: That's what bards do.
Damian : Besides drinking and carousing?
Eleni : How very comforting, Leo.
Leonidas : Always glad to be of service.

Damian : Eh?
Telemachus : traps.
Eleni : Careful... Seems they reset the traps.
Damian : *picks up a broken arrow* So I see.
Kataramene : Can we be a little cautious, yes?
Lazyzeus : Agrut bakkash?
Telemachus : I *was* none of the arrows hit me.
Beastman Subchief: *Grunt* You hear something?
Beastman Sentry: *sees a light*
Andreas Appolodorus: Hm
Beastman Warrior : *shouts an alert*

Eleni : Watch it!
Andreas Appolodorus: Not a good idea.
Polytropos : Gettim!
Polytropos : Nice.
Andreas Appolodorus: Want me to run over this trap? No?
Telemachus : You couldn't have disabled the trap before running after them?
Polytropos : Nope, no time.
Kataramene : It was easy enough to go around it.
Andreas Appolodorus: Aias!
Polytropos : Maybe if you'd all been further back.
Damian : He's fine, Andreas.
Andreas Appolodorus: Yeah but he stepped over the trap.
Telemachus : If I were any further back he'd have gotten away
Polytropos : Well, then.
Telemachus : *puts away the light ring, anyway*
Damian : I bound the wound and gave him some ambrosia. He's fine.
Polytropos : I don't remember seeing a river.
Telemachus : must be in those tunnels we almost explored?
Eleni : Well down, I think.
Telemachus : this way..
Damian : Are you sure, Tel?
Telemachus : yes.
Polytropos : They're very good at this sentry lark.
Kataramene : Through there?
Eleni : Must be. Only the temple the other way, no?
Polytropos : Well, we never looked behind it.
Telemachus : I could have sworn you were all with me at the time..
Telemachus : yeah, we did, we went into what looked like a mine or something
Telemachus : Did everyone else get a concussion or just me?
Eleni : At least I would have an excuse;.
Kataramene : *shoves a rock hard under the door*

Leonidas : *w* lizardman lair
Polytropos : Hey!
Damian : Aw.
Kataramene : Lizards?
Polytropos : Bandages!
Eleni : And the river.
Kataramene : Is there anything of use in the huts?
Polytropos : *throws the salves etc to Damian.*
Telemachus : *has a look inside the two huts*
Damian : *catches them* This'll give me 7.
Polytropos : I don't want to know, really.
Kataramene : *cautiously peers inside*
Polytropos : Dn't know what their problem was. Foolish lizard men.
Telemachus : Lizard junk.
Damian : *scratches Aias' ears*
Kataramene : Yes, I can smell that.
Eleni : Their /problem/ is that they live in fear of the Immortal King, and so will do whatever he says.
Eleni : Like 'kill all intruders on sight'.

Leonidas : narrow bank ahead
Leonidas : possibly treacherous so watch your step.
Eleni : *Nod*
Telemachus : There's supposed to be a bridge somewhere?
Eleni : Another hut or such over there...
Polytropos : *makes it over, slowly.*
Damian : *uses dory to help his balance*
Eleni : *Uses staff for same*

SERVER : Damian falls into the water, and is dragged downstream!

Kataramene : Damian!
Eleni : Ach!
Eleni : Where did the current take him?!
Polytropos : He'll sink like a stone!
Damian : *sputters* Ack!
Macreus: A bit clumsy, eh?
Kataramene : I don't know.... follow it!
Damian : I'm a druid, not an acrobat.
Polytropos : Oh.

Macreus: Your friend, he sank like a stone. *chuckles*
Eleni : Macreus....
Macreus: Indeed.
Damian : *shakes himself off in front of Macreus*
Macreus: You had no difficulties, I assume?
Eleni : *Glances to the rocks in the river*
Eleni : ...thank you, I suppose.
Kataramene : Obviously steadier on our feet.
Polytropos : None here, no.
Macreus: I was just attending to one of my brethren. Apparently he was clumsy as well.
Macreus: All right, you! Death is no barrier to service!
Eleni : Apparently.
Macreus: I command you, rise!
Macreus : Rise!
Damian : *taps skin* This has certainly come in handy this trip.
Polytropos : Aw. Must you? You've got us, do you really need to bother him?
Deathwalker Fighter: *shivers*
Macreus: You will obey me.
Deathwalker Fighter: Yes Master
Polytropos : *shrugs at Kat.*
Eleni : *Shakes her head*
Eleni : Just as well, I suppose..
Kataramene : *low* Would dedication to a god other than his prevent that?

Eleni : But what now?
Grastic Hammerclay : Who go there?
Polytropos : Athena's aegis, what's that?!
Kataramene : I think that might have been /his/ hut.
Grastic Hammerclay : Who you?
Eleni : ...ah.
Leonidas : *watches*
Eleni : Anyone you know...?
Polytropos : We're... great heroes!
Grastic Hammerclay : Me smash you down, you hurt me?
Macreus: Never saw his like before. But I'm sure you can dispatch him easily enough.
Kataramene : We will if you try.
Polytropos : Do we have to cross...?
Leonidas : *shakes head*
Grastic Hammerclay: *puzzles* You statues?
Grastic Hammerclay: Grastic not know any stone-people before.
Telemachus : Just get out of the way, if you're not with the immortal king, we don't have any quarrel with you
Damian : *looks around* Not yet.
Kataramene : Yes, as tough as stone. But if you stand out of the way, we will be nice.
Grastic Hammerclay: You wear black robe. Black robe not nice.
Andreas Appolodorus: Hey what's that?
Eleni : ...You don't ilke the death-worshipperse?
Macreus: Oh, just kill the lout already.
Leonidas : Pardon my friends, they are abit tactlless.
Andreas Appolodorus: A giant?
Kataramene : He just borrowed it to fit in.
Grastic Hammerclay: Black robes are mean.
Eleni : I quite agree.
Leonidas : We simply seek passage through the area and mean you know harm.
Grastic Hammerclay: Chase Grastic across river.
Leonidas : Ah, yeah black robes are bad, we killed many and kept this as a souvineer.
Andreas Appolodorus: What is your name giant?
Grastic Hammerclay: Me Grastic. Not giant. Grastic is gnome.
Kataramene : ....
Eleni : Well, Grastic. We just want to pass and move on, so we can find ways to fight more people in black robes.
Grastic Hammerclay: *nods at Leonidas* Me like you.
Eleni : ...a... gnome?
Leonidas : Pardon my manners, I am Leonaidas.
Grastic Hammerclay: Yes. Gnome. Mother say, biggest gnome ever. She dead now. Fall and hit head on rock.
Andreas Appolodorus: Andreas champion of the arena.
Leonidas : Perhaps you would like some mead?
Grastic Hammerclay: What is cham-pee-on?
Grastic Hammerclay: Mead? *sniffs*
Kataramene : It means he fights well.
Eleni : You certainly are big, at that.
Leonidas : *places it and backs off with a smile*
Andreas Appolodorus: Nothing really just defeated people in arena.
Kataramene : Do you mind if we come through?
Grastic Hammerclay: Grastic do pee on but me think not same thing.
Grastic Hammerclay: *drinks*
Grastic Hammerclay: *Burp*
Grastic Hammerclay: Grastic like!
Grastic Hammerclay: You give more, black robe friend.
Grastic Hammerclay: Then Grastic let pass.
Eleni : *Smiles* I thought you might.
Leonidas : Sure, *places a couple more bottles out*
Leonidas : This is called beer
Grastic Hammerclay: Bee-er.
Leonidas : *nods* right
Grastic Hammerclay: *Burp*
Grastic Hammerclay: *Burp*
Grastic Hammerclay: Grastic like very much!
Damian : We have no quarrel with you, my giant friend.
Grastic Hammerclay: *Burp*
Kataramene : Let's not get to the point where he gets rowdy, eh?
Grastic Hammerclay: Grastic. Why bridge moving?
Damian : You should sit down, Grastic.
Leonidas : So may we pass through your area and continue our travel?
Kataramene : It'll stop if you go and have a lie down while we go through.
Eleni : YeS. Perhaps you should rest.
Grastic Hammerclay: *looks at Eleni* You pretty. Hair look very soft. Grastic touch pretty?
Eleni : Don't you feel a bit sleepy?
Grastic Hammerclay: Yes. Grastic feel sleepy.
Leonidas : Maybe you should lie down and rest a while friend?
Grastic Hammerclay: Grastic take sleep now, come back and pet pretty lady.
Eleni : That sounds like a great idea!
Leonidas : Sure
Leonidas : see you.
Leonidas : *waves*

Telemachus : pfft lightweight.
Andreas Appolodorus: Well done.
Damian : *shakes head*
Polytropos : Onwards!
Kataramene : *eyes the rock*
Macreus: If you slit his throat, you might avoid problems later.
Andreas Appolodorus: Sleep well master gnome.
Damian : Leave him, he did us no harm.
Kataramene : Hmmm....
Eleni : He's done nothing to deserve our ire...
Polytropos : Kill someone when asleep?
Kataramene : *sighs and walks on*
Leonidas : hmm
Macreus: When better? Sleeping foes do not fight back.
Telemachus : He's not a foe though.
Damian : That's assuming he's a foe.

Leonidas : dont's uppose you have a key?
Macreus: Step aside.
Kataramene : He might have had something ... useful.
Macreus: *touches his holy symbol to a part of the door*
Macreus: After you.
Eleni : ...alright then.
Damian : So now we're common thieves? Slitting throats of the unwary just to gather their stuff?

Leonidas : Danger ahead!
Leonidas : bunch of jelly
Kataramene : I said nothing about killing him, just ta....
Macreus: Oozes! Destroy them!
Polytropos : *cough hack*
Eleni : Ngh...
Kataramene : This is .... yuck.
Polytropos : Yuch.
Eleni : You... failed to mention these, it seems.
Eleni : *Leans against wall, weakened*
Macreus: Yes, because obviously they were here hundreds of years ago when I was put in stasis.
Eleni : Clearly.
Macreus: Slave! Come, follow!
Eleni : What /do/ you expect we'll find, then?
Kataramene : We need something to squich that kind of thing with.
Macreus: Guardians. I believe I can deal with some of them.
Leonidas : need you to open the door for us.
Macreus: The others... well that's why you're here, no?
Kataramene : *narrows her eyes*

Macreus: Ah, the traps are still empowered.
Macreus: *incants* One invested in the Mysteries has no fear of the Touch of Death...
Kataramene : I don't like the look of that door.
Leonidas : *examines*
Macreus: You would not have liked it at all had I not been here.
Macreus: The way is open.

Polytropos : More walking skeletons...
Kataramene : Are those walking skeletons?
Eleni : *Observes closely*
Macreus : Guardians! I am Macreus, servant of the True God! Obey!
Polytropos : Well, they're not dancing skeletons.
Damian : Not yet at least.
Kataramene : *gives him a withering look*
Telemachus : Those are some big damn swords..
Macreus: Honor your vigil, undying servants.
Macreus: They will not interfere.
Damian : *looks at the skeletons* Disgusting.

Macreus: Ware the door. It is warded.
Eleni : ...hm.
Polytropos : Can't quite get it open.
Eleni : Leave the doors to Macreus, for now.
Damian : You should be at rest, not guarding a door.
Macreus: Let us remember these servants here, in case you decide it might be better to seize all of the treasure for yourselves.
Eleni : Have we come to threats already?
Macreus: I make no threats. I only offer prudent reminders.
Leonidas : Danger ahead!
Telemachus : We've slain armies of walking dead before.
Macreus: When one spends one's life in a death-cult, it is important to be up front about such things.

Leonidas : best hold
Macreus: Ah, another guardian.
Leonidas : *shakes head*
Macreus: Well, don't just stand there, deal with it!
Macreus: Slave! Smite the guardian!
Kataramene : Augh, it's tough.
Macreus: Indeed. My ancient brothers did not stint on protecting their secrets.
Eleni : Almost perfectly warded against all my spells...
Telemachus : this keeps happening... has everyone got some kind of weapon that burns or zaps or whatever?
Damian : Mine burns.
Eleni : When in doubt, use fire.
Macreus: Beyond these doors lie the tombs. I will go and get the cleric's treasures, you recover the others.
Telemachus : the trick with the fire is nice but I'm guessing this wont last forever?
Eleni : Would thse have any more guardians?
Eleni : Ah, no.
Macreus : Undoubtedly.
Kataramene : I picked up one of those axes, but ... one of you made this sword burn anyway.
Eleni : A few minutes more.
Telemachus : I've got a lot of spare axes that burn if anyone needs one..
Eleni : I can rekindle them, though.
Damian : I'm good.

Leonidas : can't open it
Damian : Better stand back before Eleni blasts it.
Telemachus : Is it trapped?
Eleni : *Sighs*
Leonidas : doesn't look to be.
Damian : *grins*
Telemachus : Could have just let me kick it in.
Telemachus : rather than wasting spells..
Eleni : *Uses her staff the melt the thing. Slowly.*
Leonidas : that would've been my suggestion; save the magic
Kataramene : This saves notching your sword.
Eleni : ...if you prefer, yes.
Eleni : Almost had it, too.
Telemachus : This sword's too heavily enchanted to notch.

Eleni : Ah!
Andreas Appolodorus: Oh.
Kataramene : Augh, what caused it?
Telemachus : That was unpleasent.
Andreas Appolodorus: The orb!
Telemachus : the glowy orb thing on the other side of the room
Eleni : The sphere, yes. Hm..
Polytropos : Owie.
Kataramene : Thow something at it?
Andreas Appolodorus: Can you destroy it?
Telemachus : be invisible?
Eleni : Hard to study it from... don't!
Leonidas : *watches*
Eleni : *Sighs* I'll see what happens if I try to dispell it.
Telemachus : might be able to get close enough to smash it or turn it off or cover it or something...
Damian : I only have so much healing.
Kataramene : I think I wobbled it a little.
Andreas Appolodorus: Your magic cannot break it?
Eleni : Argh!
Eleni : ...okay, the range on that needs some work.
Telemachus : And it can see invisible people..
Leonidas : don't mages have spells to protect from such?
Kataramene : It's like a force hitting you.
Eleni : Not at /present/, no.
Kataramene : Not like fire or cold.
Polytropos : I have an idea!
Polytropos : It doesn't seem to do that very often. Maybe it needs to gather itself.
Kataramene : *peers through the dark at the coffin*
Kataramene : We all charge and hit it fast?
Polytropos : One of us could draw its fire while others charge it, and take it by surprise!
Andreas Appolodorus: I can survive a blast like this but not too many.
Eleni : I can't quite get close enough to try dispelling it. Perhaps with some distractions, but...
Telemachus : I don't know, looked pretty quick when it was hitting Eleni
Kataramene : I've got this stone cover, should I try?
Polytropos : She probably made it mad.
Eleni : That won't help much.
Telemachus : the stone doesn't do much against it.
Telemachus : Want to just run up and smash it?
Telemachus : All at once..
Kataramene : Can't think of another way.
Kataramene : Someone say when.
Andreas Appolodorus: Yes if we don't die trying.
Eleni : *Sighs* A shame to break it...
Polytropos : Well, we could send in the bear.
Telemachus : Got a better idea?
Andreas Appolodorus: The bear and me perhaps.
Damian : He isn't that stupid, Tel.
Polytropos : Aias is tougher than us!
Kataramene : I wish I still had that wolf, it would have been.
Telemachus : I'm not Pol damnit!
Telemachus : He doesn't even sound like me
Polytropos : Oh well, here we go.
Kataramene : And you can make him better with Ambrosia.
Eleni : Hm. I wonder if it needs to see.
Andreas Appolodorus: Well prepare your healing.
Damian : Move, Kat.
Polytropos : ...?
Damian : Kat, you're blocking Aias.
Polytropos : It didn't do anything to you.
Andreas Appolodorus: Ahem.
Eleni : ...uh.
Eleni : Too late, it seems.

Telemachus : Could have let the bear handle it..
Kataramene : *grabs the ball before it hits the floor*
Eleni : *Peers at it curiously*
Kataramene : I was going to try and ... whatever.
Polytropos : Don't see anything bad...
Leonidas : cloak and bunch of scrolls
Eleni : ...huh.
Telemachus : Pretty.
Kataramene : Can you make it do the same thing?
Polytropos : These people bury the oddest things.
Eleni : Yes, though I think it's lost some of its poweR.
Eleni : Should be capable of warding, as well...
Kataramene : Worth saving then.
Eleni : What else do we have?
Leonidas : some nice resistance on the cloak
Telemachus : It's all bits of paper and a cloak.
Andreas Appolodorus: Papers and a fancy cloak.
Leonidas : wouldn't mind it for trap protection
Kataramene : What kind of protection?
Leonidas : fire and electricity
Polytropos : Hm.
Eleni : Hmmm. Seems rather like the cloak I'm wearing, with additional wards on it.
Kataramene : Also useful against weapons that hit us then.
Polytropos : Can this King spit fire?
Andreas Appolodorus: Shall we go?
Damian : Just dealing with traps you didn't mention.
Eleni : All for me then, is it? *Smiles*
Damian : Uh-huh.
Leonidas : *shrugs*
Andreas Appolodorus: Eleni you can tell if someone else can use these.
Telemachus : Not yet.
Polytropos : Not yet, no. Don't rush us, man.
Eleni : What these?
Macreus: I would not go that way, young man.
Eleni : Hm, the star motif is a bit much..
Andreas Appolodorus: You said you got a similar cloak.

Polytropos : Is this the Warrior's Tomb?
Macreus: No, that is the priest.
Eleni : I like the trim, though.
Polytropos : Oh, right.
Macreus: The trap had no terror for me, but I suspect it would not like you one bit.
Damian : So what'll be this time?
Damian : *what'll it
Macreus: A ward. I was not involved in the creation of this tomb, so I do not have specifics.
Macreus: I am sure you will handle it with alacrity.
Damian : More like fumbling about until we figure it out.
Macreus: Aye, I have noticed that trend.
Leonidas : no more luck than with the others
Polytropos : Aw.
Macreus: Well, do call if it proves too much for you.
Damian : it gets the job done though.
Kataramene : Warriors?
Polytropos : Over to the magic key!
Leonidas : *watches*
Andreas Appolodorus: Then what?
Eleni : If there is no trap here, either, do feel free, Tel.
Damian : Then we see what type of ward is there, Andreas.
Eleni : ..now.

Eleni : Are we going to get blades shot at us?
Polytropos : Ooo. Could be.
Damian : I'd rather nothing shot at us.
Kataramene : I say one of us runs and grabs the blade out.
Telemachus : Shall I?
Polytropos : Well, one of us has a stone skin.
Kataramene : Tel, you've still your stonecover.
Eleni : /This/ time, protection should probably help..
Andreas Appolodorus: Go for it.
Leonidas : my votte is for the stone skin guy
Kataramene : Go for it!
Telemachus : Alrighty...
Kataramene : Suspicious...
Andreas Appolodorus: What?
Eleni : Tel?
Eleni : Ah!
Telemachus : there's a trap on.. reahr
Telemachus : ...crap.
Eleni : ...that worke, Oh. It works!
Kataramene : Ouch you ... you .... ouch!
Polytropos : You villain.
Eleni : ...it got rid of your other protections as well, though. Well, not all of them.
Andreas Appolodorus: Let me try to get your sword.
Telemachus : Well you did block the damn door while I was trying to get out!
Damian : No, stay there.
Telemachus : I was trying to say, there's a trap on the pedastle
Eleni : Careful, Damian...
Leonidas : gave me a headache
Leonidas : *rubs head*
Polytropos : He knows what he's doing. He has a golden skull.
Eleni : Ah. Right.
Damian : There.

Kataramene : Hmmm.....
Damian : *kicks at the stones*
Kataramene : *irritable look*
Andreas Appolodorus: Well done.
Telemachus : sorry about the uh, stabbing..
Damian : Eleni, there's a dagger here you shoudl look at.
Kataramene : *humphs*
Eleni : Let's see...
Telemachus : Cheer up, you get a new toy
Kataramene : What toy?
Andreas Appolodorus: How about this one?
Eleni : Anything else here that requires my attention?
Leonidas : some potions
Telemachus : the dagger? who had the dagger?
Telemachus : or xiphos or whatever it was..
Damian : It was on the pedastel.
Eleni : Oooh. Titan's Strength draughts.
Polytropos : Gauntlets? Javelins and arrows.
Leonidas : some nice gauntlets for a warrior
Andreas Appolodorus: Nice gloves.
Kataramene : *huffy expression*
Eleni : And this dagger... hm.. I don't know...
Telemachus : Kat could probably use the gloves.
Eleni : Powerful, but potentially dangerous.
Polytropos : *divides up the arrows.*
Telemachus : what's wrong with it?
Kataramene : Well if I could /look/ at them.
Eleni : You might go frothing at the mouth like that Macedonian whose heart gave out when you fought him in the arena, Tel.
Telemachus : Go *look* at them then.
Andreas Appolodorus: Just don't sell them I could use them.
Kataramene : I never sell anything anyone else can use. That would be stupid.
Telemachus : That was Pols fighter.
Kataramene : Oh.. the ones I have are better.
Polytropos : This isn't quite the trove of godly magic I was hoping for.
Telemachus : why does everyone confuse me with Pol? He's half my size!
Polytropos : This will still be a tough fight.
Polytropos : And I'm not that small!
Kataramene : Here.
Eleni : No interest in the Dagger of Rage?
Polytropos : Oh well...
Kataramene : It's a bit small, you keep it.
Polytropos : Who fights with a dagger?
Telemachus : If I want to rage I can do it just fine on my own.
Damian : I'd rather not take the chance.
Andreas Appolodorus: * try gloves *

Leonidas : Nice looking mace.
Macreus: EVerything all right?
Leonidas : apparently
Macreus: Indeed. Though I suspect your companions would not like it, and vice-versa.
Leonidas : Not the trove I was hoping for.
Macreus: You seem a prefectly reasonable fellow, though.
Leonidas : Probably not *smiles*
Macreus: *shrugs* You have more power than you did before.
Macreus: The rest will fall upon your shoulders.
Leonidas : Their shoulders *smiles*
Macreus: You need to tailor your tactics to your enemy's weaknesses.
Macreus: A wise man. Why suffer when others can do it for you?
Leonidas : Indeed, I'm afraid my companions tactics are more just charge and, occasionally, retreat.
Macreus: The demon will show no mercy. It must be destroyed, holding nothing back.
Leonidas : yeah, that seems clear.

Macreus: I did notice that you carry quite the assortment of magical trinkets among your group.
Damian : *taps helmet* We overcame through solid thinking.
Kataramene : One more door.
Andreas Appolodorus: I can push our gnome friend in the water with that.
Telemachus : Maybe you could fit spikes or rivets onto those gloves, and do some more damage.
Macreus: Ah, druid? Finally remembered that the bronze skull mask protects against attacks of the mind, eh?
Leonidas : *smiles*
Damian : I knew that going in.
Macreus: Well, good for you.
Damian : What I didn't know was what the ward would do.
Eleni : *Sighs* Well...
Eleni : Are we done here?
Macreus: Are you satisfied with your haul?
Kataramene : The cleric's things.
Leonidas : Believe so, two crypts.
Leonidas : Those are his.
Macreus: I have them.
Polytropos : It's not exactly Perseus's gifts.
Kataramene : *looks at the nasty glow on the mace* I see.
Macreus: I suspect they would not be so favorable to folk of your... inclinations... anyway.
Eleni : If there is anything in there of no immediate use to you...
Telemachus : The gloves were nice.
Macreus: Oh, do not fear, my dear. It's all useful.
Eleni : Very well, then.
Eleni : I'm not sure I can say the same. Some of these scrolls, maybe...
Macreus: I find it hard to believe that you do not have a priest among you. Save for yon animal-lover.
Andreas Appolodorus: If anyone need these gloves please speak up.
Leonidas : what gloves?
Damian : *snorts*
Kataramene : Just don't sell them. *smirks a little*
Eleni : Summoning of a Greater Elemental; a great weapon enchantment... perhaps the major dispelling.
Macreus: I was just telling your friend here that you must shape your approach to your enemy's weakness.
Polytropos : What weakness does a giant dog-man have?
Andreas Appolodorus: Gloves making you stronger
Kataramene : We didn't have a lot of time to spot his weakness.
Macreus: Such creatures tend to be quite resistant to mundane weapons, or even weak magics.
Eleni : And what are those, in this case? The Immortal King seemed to barely notice anything we threw at him.
Leonidas : Ah, not particularly of use to me.
Macreus: Did nothing you use affect him at all?
Eleni : A few lucky arrows, I think.
Macreus: He will be resistant to spells. Not immune, but resistant.
Polytropos : Arrows of lightning stung him.
Kataramene : Not that we could tell, perhaps a little fire?
Macreus: His demonic heritage should offer resistance to fire, acid, and electricty.
Macreus: However, there are other forms of attack.
Leonidas : you said something about trinket we needed to destroy to dispatch him?
Polytropos : ... say, if no-one else wants those there gloves, I could...
Macreus: Yes, a phylactary. An artifact, probably fairly small and portable.
Macreus: We must find it and destroy it.
Leonidas : Any idea where that might be?
Damian : That seems the most logical path.
Eleni : Would destroying it before we face him weaken him at al?
Telemachus : Anreas is punching things all day, the least we can do is let him wear some gloves..
Macreus: Probably in the most secure place in the palace.
Leonidas : Right
Macreus: Destroying it before you face him would solve the problem completely, my dear.
Kataramene : Which will be past where we find him, no doubt ... unless.
Kataramene : Can we lure him out of the way?
Macreus: No phylactary, no demon.
Leonidas : He did seem to like chasing people, at least within the palace.
Macreus: *shrugs* I leave the details of your tactical approach to you. I will offer wise advice and counsel as needed, of course.
Macreus: Do not think it stupid. The demon may have lived a thousand years.
Kataramene : There was that giant back there, could we get his help to do that somehow?
Leonidas : Of course he may have restocked with beastmen since we last visited complicating things a bit.
Eleni : And it could see through any illusions I projected.
Macreus: That oaf? He might be useful for absorbing a few hits, nothing more.
Polytropos : We can draw them out.
Eleni : So we can't hide in plain sight.
Andreas Appolodorus: Wear these.
Polytropos : Aha!
Eleni : Perhaps...
Macreus: Whatever we do, we must strike quickly and with overwhelming force. We cannot give the demon time to summon more allies through the portal.
Andreas Appolodorus: Now you must be as strong as me brother.
Eleni : Macreus. How many more of your... brethren do you think you could gather?
Polytropos : Here's hoping.
Kataramene : *lift of an eyebrow*
Andreas Appolodorus: * put back bracers on *
Macreus: Not many, I fear. Summoning the dead is a difficult matter. I can bring forth a skeletal warrior once each day, and occasionally raise a more permanent aid like my friend here.
Macreus: I can inflict death at a touch but that power will be of no avail against the demon.
Eleni : If we could stage an assault sufficiently threatening to get the King's attention, we may be able to get to the phylactery before we catch his eye, but... hm.
Damian : If I were this "king", I would keep that trinket somewhere I could see it or least know that it was safe.
Macreus: Indeed. We cannot ignore the possiblity that he carries it upon his person.
Eleni : True.
Leonidas : great
Kataramene : But it could be worth one of us going looking.
Telemachus : Either that, or somewhere so remote, hard to reach and uninhabitted that nobody would ever find it.
Kataramene : While the others distract.
Polytropos : Six of us can give him a darn good fight while the seventh seeks, yes!
Damian : Or two. Both Leo and Pol are good at sneaking.
Macreus: You have some incredibly potent wards upon you. I would recommend an overwhelming assault by spell and force, and trust that enough of you survive to find and destroy the phylactary.
Leonidas : That worked so well the last time.
Kataramene : One of us should tend wounds, the others hit and keep hitting.
Macreus: If you wish, I could go searching for it while you distract the beast.
Damian : I have one kit and no other healing.
Kataramene : That's because we had no one to tend us and prevent our fall.
Kataramene : ....
Macreus: I am the one most likely to survive any wardings, after all.
Leonidas : I'm in favor of looking for the trinket first if possible.
Eleni : We can't /look/ for it so long as the King remains in his castle.
Andreas Appolodorus: I can do wounds if nothing else.
Leonidas : *shrugs*
Kataramene : We know it was not in the place where we went to find the portal.
Kataramene : *eyes Macreus*
Leonidas : Likely in or near the throne room he came out of.
Macreus: I would guess that it is either on the demon, or secreted somewhere in the palace, or under it.
Andreas Appolodorus: But kits are few after our last battle.
Damian : If you would all stop hitting each other and dropping fireballs at your feet, I could keep more kits. *grins*
Andreas Appolodorus: Plus I run faster than Damian.
Telemachus : We should hire someone to make them for us when we get back to Argos.
Damian : Good idea.
Telemachus : gotta be cheaper than buying them all the time..
Macreus: Hmm. My order used to keep caches of healing supplies in the complex above caverns. If you wish, I could go search for them while you press the attack upon the beastmen. I would meet you again at the palace gates, where we can begin the assault.
Kataramene : That could prove useful.
Macreus: It is a long shot, as it has been obviously long years since I have begun my sleep, but some may yet be preserved.
Damian : I'm assuming there's no time for a quick nap? My wards are gone.
Polytropos : That's actually possibly helpful.
Andreas Appolodorus: Yes please.
Macreus: Very well. I will meet you outside the palace compound, if not sooner. You can find your way from here, I trust?
Eleni : Yes, of course.
Macreus: Very well.
Macreus: Try not to die.

Polytropos : ... let's... let's see how we feel once we get to the forest, Damien. We'll need another nap by the time we get there.
Eleni : ...
Polytropos : We can handle the beasts without wards.
Leonidas : famous last words
Damian : Exactly.
Kataramene : I don't think we should let him find the thingy.
Eleni : But by the time we get to the forest, we might be spotted.
Telemachus : We can, we'll probably end up needing more healing.
Kataramene : Don't trust what he'll do with it.
Eleni : ...quite apart from anything else, even if he DOES find it..
Polytropos : We'll be fine, come on.
Eleni : It would be far too easy for him to just hold on to it until we are out of his way.
Damian : I can cast one more minor healing. I have a scroll of healing, a scroll of group healing, and one kit. So dont' die.
Telemachus : My shield can cure serious wounds twice

Polytropos : Bastard!
Kataramene : ......
Eleni : ...*Sighs*
Eleni : I'm not surprised.
Polytropos : *poke*
Kataramene : We may as well take anything he has now.
Polytropos : ... yeah, he's dead.
Telemachus : *sigh* can't say I didn't half expect it..
Polytropos : He has things? Our size?
Andreas Appolodorus: What? Who did that?
Damian : *examines the body* Poor gnome. No one deserves this.
Kataramene : Saw that this rock has been moved before, perhaps he has something under it.
Eleni : We might as well, I suppose.
Polytropos : Maybe Macreus took it.
Damian : Our "friend", Andreas.
Eleni : At least he died drunk.
Polytropos : *looks*
Kataramene : Has he?
Polytropos : Yes, there's nothing there.
Kataramene : Bastard.
Polytropos : With friends like these...
Telemachus : Don't think we went this way..
Eleni : His home is here, though.
Polytropos : *waves from across the stream*
Eleni : ..seems a bit small for him, all things considered.
Telemachus : *pokes around shack*
Kataramene : If there was anything the bastard probably took that too.
Leonidas : *takes a break and waits*
Telemachus : *shrugs*

Telemachus : What's up here?
Eleni : Where?
Kataramene : Should we hold cloaks or something?
Telemachus : There's a way up over here..
Eleni : ...hm.
Damian : Should be a way out.
Eleni : Think Macreus went that way, perhaps?
Polytropos : Idea!
Damian : Where are the others?
Telemachus : Think they went back the way we came
Eleni : Of course they did.
Telemachus : *sigh* come on then..
Polytropos : *sets his cloak over the wet rock.*
Kataramene : Careful here.
Andreas Appolodorus: What?
Telemachus : So now I can trip on the cloak too? cool.
Damian : Step over the cloak, Andreas.
Eleni : There's a passage upwards, back there. we're not sure where it leads.
Polytropos : There'll be all the time for exploring once we've won.

Leonidas : beastman patrol coming this way, a dozen or so plus dogs.
Damian : Let's hope we can win without wards.
Telemachus : Sure you don't want to try the other way?
Eleni : Ach.
Kataramene : Was it any better?
Telemachus : *shrug*
Eleni : We can avoid the patrol if we go back. But like I said, we've no idea what's up there.

Lazyzeus : You hear a loud howl coming from the direction of the lizardman encampment.

Kataramene : I don't even know where it we.....
Eleni : I suppose that's a general call of alarm...
Leonidas : best make up your mind quickly
Beastman Subchief : *barks commands*
Andreas Appolodorus: Back.
Kataramene : *peers at Pol*
Telemachus : Come on!
Polytropos : Ow!

Kataramene : One ran!
Eleni : Of course..
Polytropos : ... if not for that fireball, we would have done fine.
Damian : *sighs*
Leonidas : could be more
Telemachus : OF course one ran, you mucked about fighting them
Kataramene : It got away, should we go the other way and check?
Polytropos : Did everyone get a faint heart all of a sudden?
Polytropos : No!
Kataramene : They could have 50 or more up there now.
Eleni : Are we going to chase them towards the reinforcements? Really?
Polytropos : The other way is going the complete opposite way that we need to go.
Eleni : Look at it this way. If we find a way around, while they're all down here looking for us....
Telemachus : What we should have done, is sneaked off the other way when we had the chance.
Kataramene : It's just I thought the priest said there were two ways down here, and that could ahve been the other.
Polytropos : They'll guard the portal.

Lazyzeus : With the enemy now alerted to your presence within the caverns, you must decide how to proceed, even as the sands continue to fall through the glass...

[Karvon]

Lazyzeus : We left off deep in the caverns, in the aftermath of a fight against a beastman patrol.

Telemachus : Are we going to meet them here or retreat?
Kataramene : Past the slippy part if we do.
Damian : Besides, we dont' knwo what we'll be facing.
Polytropos : The rock-skin one doesn't. But fine. But you'll see I'm right!

SERVER : Eleni falls into the water, and is dragged downstream!

Polytropos : Erk!
Eleni : Eek!
Eleni : *Stumbles in her haste*
Polytropos : Eleniii!
Kataramene : You should have stood on the cloak!
Telemachus : She's out..
Eleni : *Cough, splatter*
Eleni : I'm okay! I'm okay! Hack..
Telemachus : Maybe that'll happen to some of the dog people
Polytropos : Bad omen, I tell you!
Eleni : Urk.

SERVER : Kataramene falls into the water, and is dragged downstream!

Eleni : Well, I don't see how heading /back/ over it would - Kat!
Damian : Here, let me wash out some of those scratches.
Polytropos : *waves at Kat* Look out!
Eleni : She's on the other side.
Polytropos : Well, that was a good start to our cave adventure.
Kataramene : I tried to move the cloak and slipped.
Eleni : I suggest we continue on.
Telemachus : Lets do it quickly then
Polytropos : You alright...?
Damian : See, Pol? That skin helped keep Kat from getting hurt.
Kataramene : Yes, choke point?
Polytropos : Everyone wants to go this way.
Andreas Appolodorus: This way they will least expect us.
Eleni : The passage is here, yes.
Kataramene : *scowls*
Polytropos : It's true; they wouldn't expect us to run away.

Telemachus : Oh this is familiar.
Eleni : Hm, a little.
Polytropos : It's rusted.
Polytropos : ... heeeeey...
Eleni : Does that mean we can get it open?
Damian : Hey what?
Polytropos : That's that place!
Eleni : Oh. The ritual room.
Polytropos : This is the door we couldn't open!
Telemachus : Can you open it or should I kick it in?
Leonidas : Indeed
Damian : Oh.
Polytropos : It's all rusted together.
Kataramene : Make your mind up fast.
Damian : Good show.
Polytropos : ... huh
Polytropos : If only we'd done that before.
Kataramene : No time to look.
Polytropos : Well... haven't we seen all that's down here?
Eleni : Then the wards on the tomb probably would have been.. very unpleasant.
Kataramene : Is there a way out?
Polytropos : There is, but it just goes to the surface. We'd have to fight our way back down.
Telemachus : Careful they might have set more traps
Eleni : Yes. We've been here before, while you were stuck chasing dryads.
Damian : *shrugs* Don't ask me, I get lost underground.
Kataramene : Then lets move.

Leonidas : Danger ahead!
Eleni : Oh, dear.
Leonidas : beastmen
Leonidas : in numbers
Eleni : Have they seen us...?
Polytropos : *readies to hold the corridor*
Leonidas : don't know but your light probably
Damian : I can summon lightning, but I'd rather not unless we really need it.
Eleni : It's the cloak!
Kataramene : They seem to be occupied with something.
Polytropos : Not only are they this way too, but we've broken down the door that guarded our backs. I say, head back!
Telemachus : Sneak up and see what
Damian : *brushes at a floating eyeball*
Kataramene : Otheres fight them!
Damian : The honor guard?
Eleni : ...Macreus', I imagine.

Polytropos : Oh, it's you again.
Kataramene : Skeleton... it's him.
Andreas Appolodorus: Ah the dead walkers.
Eleni : Speak of the demon, and he appears.
Kataramene : More dogs follow.
Polytropos : That's what I thought.
Eleni : We supposed it would be best to avoid the small horde of beastmen descending on our position, if at all possible.
Polytropos : Everyone thought going this way was... smarter?
Kataramene : Some of us wished to seek a way around to reach the front door.
Polytropos : But it looks as if you're drawing all the attention now?
Damian : I said I had no real comment.
Polytropos : Oh welll...
Kataramene : Then we return. There is no other way.
Eleni : I see...
Telemachus : Don't we need to find the phylactry before we go charging after the demonthing?
Polytropos : We could fight the ones up top, if you want. It's just more open up there.
Eleni : The phylacetry is either somewhere in the castle or on the King's person. We are not likely to find out here.
Kataramene : The tunnels are our best .... where has Leo gone?
Damian : Probably looking for that dryad again.
Polytropos : There's a cache?
Polytropos : Oh, that cache.
Eleni : ...where /did/ Leo go?
Kataramene : *stands in a position to hold the bridge*
Telemachus : He'll catch up.
Polytropos : It's rare that even one of us escapes notice.
Polytropos : Lead on, someone!
Andreas Appolodorus: I NEVER escape notice.
Polytropos : I want to get this over with, one way or the other.
Kataramene : Back the way we have come.
Eleni : Leading backwards, then. Hopefully most of them will have gone to check the rombs.
Eleni : *tomb
Telemachus : well we've secured an escape route in case it all goes wrong, at any rate
Polytropos : Indeed!
Leonidas : *Wanders along behind*

SERVER : Kataramene falls into the water, and is dragged downstream!

Telemachus : I was rather expecting an army here by now
Eleni : I hate this part.
Polytropos : Ack!
Damian : *examines the caves as he wanders along behind*

SERVER : Damian falls into the water, and is dragged downstream!

Kataramene : *gets shoved in....*
Eleni : Oh, dear..
Polytropos : Kat! Damian!
Kataramene : *drags herself out with an annoying splutter*
Polytropos : Truly, this rock is an obdurate foe.

SERVER : Kataramene falls into the water, and is dragged downstream!

Eleni : ...Kat..
Polytropos : Wait-
Telemachus : Will someone just grab her..
Damian : *carefully steps over the slipper rocks*
Telemachus : before she knocks herself out on the rocks
Polytropos : There we go.

Leonidas : beastman scout ahead
Leonidas : Do we have a plan?
Damian : Plan?
Kataramene : Sneak upo and kill it.
Eleni : Maybe most of them remained up ahead?
Leonidas : Hmm that's sorta what I thought.
Damian : Worked so far.

Polytropos : Aw dang, it ran off.
Polytropos : They're too sharp.
Andreas Appolodorus: This place must be cursed.
Telemachus : I've cursed it half a dozen times today.
Polytropos : It must have locked this door.
Eleni : Far worse than the labyrinth.
Damian : Dont' curse it again.
Telemachus : The floor doesn't try to kill you so much as the labyrinth
Polytropos : Damn, and this one.
Eleni : The labyrinth didn't have the Immortal King, though.
Damian : That it didn't.
Eleni : Did the beasts all regroup at the temple...?
Polytropos : Here comes the fight!
Kataramene : Charge to a narower spot?
Damian : As long as we can get that phylactery, I don't care where they are.
Eleni : There may be more traps!

Damian : Get the shaman!
Polytropos : Victory!
Damian : *looks for sling stones*
Polytropos : We should get around to removing some heads and setting up a trophy when we've got a moment.
Kataramene : Through the portal?
Eleni : ...they're not animals, Pol.
Polytropos : You don't set up trophies with animals.
Kataramene : Altogether?
Eleni : *Shakes her head* Then I didn't know we were barbarians.
Telemachus : S'standard historical practice with monsters
Leonidas : hmm
Telemachus : cut a bit off and show it to your town.
Polytropos : Yeah!
Telemachus : make sure everyone knows it's dead
Polytropos : And yeah!
Eleni : Because these monsters, right? And not slave soldiers?
Telemachus : *shrug*
Kataramene : Let's not wait for them to regroup.
Eleni : Agreed.
Polytropos : They're foes we defeated in battle. I swear, Eleni, sometimes you think like your master...
Telemachus : Little of column alpha little of column beta
Eleni : And sometimes, you don't think at all.

Kataramene : I saw a human....
Eleni : What?
Leonidas : thanks
Eleni : Are you sure it wasn't a dryad?
Kataramene : Male.
Telemachus : Regroup!
Damian : Found a trap kit.
Andreas Appolodorus: The others?
Polytropos : We hold the well once more!
Kataramene : *gives him a fierce grin*
Eleni : Remember why we're here.
Polytropos : We wait for the priest?
Eleni : Yes. But the phylacetry is the one thing that matters.
Andreas Appolodorus: He's got the healing supplies.
Telemachus : We'll probably have to go inside and to the left somewhere
Eleni : Could it have been him you saw, Katara?
Telemachus : It was one of those little mongrel half-dog people
Damian : *counts stones* I have plenty of sling stones if anybody needs some.
Kataramene : No, definitely not. I'd never seen this one before.
Eleni : Probably. It may be concealed, but I still have that gem of seeing.
Polytropos : Someone keep an eye out for him. We can hold this way.
Eleni : If we find a likely spot....
Kataramene : He is coming, isn't he?
Polytropos : Not sure if he said he was coming all the way to here, thinking about it.
Kataramene : He said up top, but he might have meant inside.
Eleni : Inside, where the King is probably already waiting?
Eleni : More likely he is taking his time finding the cache.
Kataramene : I'm not sure he even meant to, that may have been an excuse to stay away. We can't stall much longer.
Polytropos : He, uh, might have wanted us to simply wait by the other side of the portal.
Leonidas : half a dozen or so more up in front of the gate.
Polytropos : Ah, they can wait.

Kataramene : There!
Damian : He's here.
Polytropos : Mind the traps, priest!
Macreus: Indeed.
Macreus: All goes well here?
Eleni : As well as can be expected. We spotted someone; a man.
Eleni : One of yours?
Kataramene : Perhaps. That would explain it.
Eleni : Hm...
Damian : And ours won't be ours.
Eleni : Hopefully.
Eleni : Have you brought the supplies?
Polytropos : We're not arrogant...
Polytropos : *mumble.*
Kataramene : *joins in the mumbling*
Damian : How indeed.
Andreas Appolodorus: Did you find your cache?
Polytropos : ... good...?
Damian : I am.
Kataramene : *gestures to Damian*
Eleni : He, and Andreas.
Macreus: *gives Damian some materials*
Damian : *takes them* These will come in handy. Thank you.
Macreus: I alert you, while my spells are potent, I am not especially puissant at close-quarters melee. So I will let you take the lead in that arena.
Macreus: Do not be alarmed; I am going to summon aid.
Polytropos : Guh.
Damian : *frowns*
Andreas Appolodorus: Anything I can use Damian? Any herbs?
Macreus: And be wary: the black beastmen are especially deadly.
Kataramene : *looks distrustfully at the skeleton*
Macreus: Shall we send some invaders to my god?
Polytropos : They know too little of deadliness.
Polytropos : If we're all set!
Kataramene : Lets.
Damian : *hands Andreas a few kits.

Macreus: Slaves! Kill!
Polytropos : Ow ow.
Damian : Hold still, you baby.
Macreus: A priest! Don't let it escape!
Polytropos : Their axes burn, man.
Macreus: Their fanatacism is to our advantage.
Damian : Disengage next time.
Eleni : Evidently..
Kataramene : Can you read those?
Polytropos : Couldn't! They were hacking at someone else.
Polytropos : Gotta hold the line!
Damian : We have fighters that can do that, pol.
Polytropos : I AM a fighter!
Kataramene : Hopefully you can read them1
Damian : *winks at Kat*
Eleni : I'm not sure what that's supposed to mean.
Polytropos : Gnh.

Leonidas : big group inside
Kataramene : Let's make it smaller.
Polytropos : Good!
Leonidas : easily double the one we just fought
Polytropos : ... hrm
Damian : Hmm.
Telemachus : see if we can tempt them to come out?
Damian : I still have lightning.
Polytropos : Aright, I can do that.
Polytropos : Get ready!
Kataramene : Invisible Eleni and blast them.
Eleni : I could try and strike them while they're grouped, yes.
Leonidas : could try
Polytropos : ... or that.
Eleni : Perhaps Damian as well.
Telemachus : I like that plan.
Polytropos : *mumble.*
Telemachus : duck in, fireballs, duck out.
Kataramene : Swiftly.
Eleni : Ready?
Macreus: An ambush is preferable. Better your foe does not feel the knife until it sinks home.
Kataramene : Follow or....?
Damian : *w* ready.
Polytropos : We wait for them to rush out.
Eleni : Three...
Eleni : Two...
Telemachus : nope, they're gonna run back out.
Leonidas : they are kinds spread out, not sure you can get them all in a blast radius

Eleni : One!
Damian : She's still in there!
Damian : Nevermind.
Telemachus : shes out she's out..
Eleni : They were right on top of me..
Polytropos : We can advance?
Eleni : Seems their orders were to remain. But most of them are well bloodied.
Leonidas : that was not all of them
Damian : They'll be right by the door by now.
Kataramene : Tempted another.

Polytropos : It's him!
Kataramene : He is right there.
Kataramene : Who runs ....
Eleni : Remember... keep your distance from him.
Polytropos : Don't fight him!
Eleni : Hah... the spell got through!
Polytropos : Wow.
Telemachus : What the hell hit him?
Damian : We need to find the phylactery!
Eleni : I did. Or my scroll.
Eleni : Could this be it?
Kataramene : That was the bargain, yes. Hit him and hope you get to me.... *wobbles a little*
Telemachus : hah I think it was the water thing.
Telemachus : Shall I smash it?
Polytropos : I think it got Macreus.
Eleni : ...it.. did?
Kataramene : Yes. Is it a key?
Polytropos : *looks down at the body of Macreus.
Kataramene : We can't pause.
Polytropos : Oh well. Thanks for coming.
Eleni : ...I suppose he'd say this was fitting.
Eleni : *Looks at his thrall, mostly unharmed*
Damian : Eleni.
Eleni : ...but, yes. The phylacerry.

Kataramene : Eleni! There is a table of runes there, please look!
Eleni : *Investigates the rune stone*
Telemachus : Thanks
Telemachus : .. how many thrones does one king need?
Polytropos : Hey!
Kataramene : Some kind of magical looking basins.
Polytropos : Darnit.
Telemachus : what are you shouting about?
Polytropos : There was an old man here, but they killed him.
Polytropos : *points at the desk.*
Telemachus : oh..
Kataramene : The wall...
Eleni : Interesting... but it's not what we're looking for.
Bad Strref: Locked
Kataramene : This wall. It seems to have been added on. The stonework doesn't match.
Polytropos : So?
Telemachus : Oh wow. that's a hell of a spear.
Kataramene : Well could there be something hidden behind it like that door in the catacombs?
Eleni : See if it's any less sturdy than the rest of the wall.
Polytropos : *prods the wall.*
Polytropos : I'm not seeing anything.
Damian : Hmm. Must be slave pens of some sort.
Leonidas : *looks around*
Telemachus : The females lived there I think
Kataramene : Phylactory! Focus!
Eleni : ...hm.
Eleni : This must have been used for some kind of rituals. Perhaps the opening of the portal, or..
Telemachus : Nasty looking altar in the other room
Eleni : ...I'm not sure.
Bad Strref: Locked
Polytropos : Thanks, I think.
Damian : It's hard to heal you while you're running about, Pol.
Eleni : Ooh. Nice...
Kataramene : *with a sigh uses the last charm on her necklace, causing it to crumble* That was pretty, and now it's gone.
Eleni : /Very/ nice.
Polytropos : I have to work.
Polytropos : Alright, can't... can't find anything. Unless there's some magic that allows us to pass through walls.
Eleni : Far too heavy for me to carry it all.
Eleni : But very nice.
Telemachus : Some of those might be more Damiens style anyway?
Kataramene : Can we move the stone physically?
Eleni : I think so!
Polytropos : Depends what stone.
Telemachus : Anything you don't want I'll load back up.
Polytropos : Has anyone picked up anything like a... a key, or something...?
Telemachus : there was a copper seal thing
Leonidas : *shakes head*
Kataramene : Only that coin from the Immortal Puppy, if it fits somewhere.
Telemachus : that the king had.
Polytropos : Can but try.
Eleni : Yes. Who took that?
Kataramene : I have it.
Eleni : And please, take these.
Eleni : Some of the heavier things I have been lugging around for some reason.
Kataramene : Let's see if the stone can be chipped.
Telemachus : We can open a weapon store when we get home.
Polytropos : Hrm.
Eleni : We'll be fabulously rich for all our days!
Kataramene : *looks for an indentation for the coin*
Kataramene : Yes!
Polytropos : Aha!
Leonidas : *looks around*
Polytropos : This way, all!
Eleni : Ah, alright.
Telemachus : Hang on, what about the magic basin things?
Eleni : There's another all back there that looks a bit odd...
Eleni : Those are interesting, but a hidden room is more likely to contain what we're looking for, I think.
Polytropos : We can ransack this place once we've done the thing.
Andreas Appolodorus: So?
Damian : Like aiming at a moving target.
Kataramene : Let's try this and then return to the other one if there's nothing.
Andreas Appolodorus: Not sure if I like to have the wind in my back.
Polytropos : Oh, there's something.
Polytropos : A waaaay dooown...
Eleni : Hm.
Eleni : Let's hury. We don't want to give him a chance to reform..

Kataramene : Ugh... circles onthe floor.
Telemachus : Oh.. this looks bad..
Eleni : ...definitely unpleasant.
Kataramene : That looks ... a manticore?
Polytropos : Beasts!
Eleni : Hm.

Damian : This looks like a proper demon lair.
Kataramene : Damned things.
Eleni : Guardians, bound by these circles.
Kataramene : Left or right?
Telemachus : Were those Manticores? Nice.
Andreas Appolodorus: Thanks.
Eleni : Whatever is down here was definitely deemed worth protecting.
Damian : Anytime.
Kataramene : Open?
Eleni : lEO;
Leonidas : lizardmen

Dog Brother Instructor: Pathetic! You fight like pink-skinned humans!
Kataramene : Charge?
Damian : Sure, why not?
Eleni : The dog brother!
Polytropos : Euuugh.
Eleni : ....no question was this room was for.
Kataramene : Ugh...
Eleni : Remember...
Damian : Hmm.
Eleni : There's likely to be one other demon down here.
Eleni : The summoner.
Kataramene : What are those?
Eleni : ...I'm not sure.

The Immortal King : Dark powers... I summon you! Worlds of terror... I bring you forth!

Eleni : Part of...
Eleni : ...
Polytropos : Not that way.
Damian : That didn't sound good.

The Immortal King : Open! Open, I command! Open forth, and disgorge your power upon this world!

Kataramene : Dammit.
Polytropos : Not that way!"

The Immortal King : Might Achlys, I invoke you!

Polytropos : He's back and he has friends.
Kataramene : This looks like it was broken,.
Eleni : The portal..
Eleni : If we can get to the portal, I think I can close it!
Polytropos : If we can find the thing before wee fight him, that'd be nice.
Telemachus : Agreed!

Telemachus : can we open this?
Polytropos : Uhm... *looks it over*
Polytropos : Y... es.
Kataramene : There's no place for the ...good!
Andreas Appolodorus: Good.
Telemachus : .. is that alive?
Damian : Could that be it?
Eleni : Either way, I don't trust it.
Kataramene : A ... stay away!
Andreas Appolodorus: What is that thing?
Eleni : Andreas!
Polytropos : Get back, Andreas!
Eleni : Just... keep your distane.
Eleni : Damn it, Tel.
Polytropos : Roll, man!
Leonidas : *shrugs*
Kataramene : A door Pol!
Kataramene : Quick.

The Immortal King : No! The wards are breached!

Damian : *tries to pat Tel out*
Telemachus : It was fine until it started exploding!
Polytropos : Tel's on fire!
Eleni : ...I think he knows where we are. And h doesn't seem to like it.
Polytropos : ... ow.
Polytropos : A lot of fire here.

Leonidas : Danger ahead!
Eleni : Watch out for those circles.
Damian : And behind.
Kataramene : I can bear some of it if necessary.
Eleni : They might be wards, or be binding something here.
Kataramene : I don't like them.
Eleni : Your instincts are fine as always.
Eleni : Behind us!

The Immortal King : Destroy them!

Andreas Appolodorus: HELP

The Immortal King : Destroy them all!

Kataramene : Dammit!
Polytropos : Aw man.
Eleni : Take that!
Telemachus : Big stone coffin!
Eleni : Hah..
Polytropos : Figure it out. We'll hold the way.
Damian : Run away, you bastard!

Lazyzeus : Magical energies flit and fly around the body of the dead lich.

Kataramene : That slab.
Eleni : Do think it hides something?
Andreas Appolodorus: In there?
Telemachus : Let's find out
Kataramene : I couldn't move it.
Eleni : Some sort of cache.
Damian : This must be the place.
Eleni : Pol, Leo! See if you can get this open.
Kataramene : Does it appear trapped?
Polytropos : *pokeitty*
Leonidas : *examines*
Kataramene : *looks for a place for the coin*
Telemachus : knowing our luck?
Damian : We have luck?
Polytropos : Nicely done.
Polytropos : Oh.
Telemachus : nope.

Polytropos : Damn.
Leonidas : Look out for the trap!
Eleni : ...less nicely done on that. Are you okay?
Kataramene : Augh.....
Leonidas : *shakes head*
Polytropos : Can you mark it so that we can see it?
Telemachus : still trapped?
Leonidas : yes still trapped
Kataramene : He will be back, destroy the lid Eleni.
Eleni : I can try beaking it...
Eleni : Yes!
Telemachus : uhm..
Eleni : Break, damn you!
Telemachus : what's happening here..
Telemachus : He's back!
Eleni : I have it!
Andreas Appolodorus: He's back!
Kataramene : Did you get it?
Eleni : I... I think so?

Lazyzeus : The gemstone explodes, and the remnants of the lich explode into dust!

Telemachus : Is it just me or is he weaker than before?
Eleni : Hah... haha!
Telemachus : OH!
Polytropos : Oof!
Damian : Whoo!
Kataramene : He was weaker, but that's no matter now.
Polytropos : Hurrah!
Andreas Appolodorus: It is done then.
Eleni : We did it...
Telemachus : His spells must have been done with.
Kataramene : *slumps on the steps*
Eleni : *Leans on staff, catching her breath* Yes... hah... we had him terrified.
Telemachus : He still opened that portal
Eleni : The portal, though... it's still open... I'm not sure what we should do.
Telemachus : we need to make sure it's closed.
Polytropos : Oh! Right.
Eleni : The lizardpeople.. the ones in the swamp.
Polytropos : Well, um... yes.
Eleni : I think... maybe they'll want to go home, now.
Polytropos : I don't want another giant dog king coming through and invading Thrace again.
Andreas Appolodorus: Now there is the question of the priest? Willhe let the Thracians....
Eleni : We can close it afterwards...
Andreas Appolodorus: Will there be peace now?
Eleni : The priest is dead.
Telemachus : After another army comes through you mean?
Polytropos : Here's hoping, Andreas.
Eleni : We have the means to revive him, but... I'm not sure he'd actually appreciate that.
Telemachus : We were only going to have to kill him anyway.
Andreas Appolodorus: Who knows perhaps he too can return.
Polytropos : It's all neat and tidy for him to have fallen.
Eleni : Perhaps.
Damian : He's "God" will take care of him.
Kataramene : Yes, yes. Let's be sure. *staggers to her feet*
Andreas Appolodorus: Somebody want a piece of skin as trophy?
Eleni : ...no thank you, Andreas.
Kataramene : *wrinkles he nose* I'd rather have a nice necklace.
Eleni : Hah. Let's see if we can't find some.
Polytropos : ... I recognise those things.
Telemachus : shh..
Kataramene : What things?
Telemachus : what part of SSHH
Andreas Appolodorus: What?
Polytropos : The clawed walking vulture men.
Eleni : *w* From the place the artefact took us to..?
Andreas Appolodorus: From where?
Polytropos : Yes, that. And they attacked the Sparta road.
Telemachus : kinda yeah
Andreas Appolodorus: Then we dispose of them.
Kataramene : That does not look nice.
Eleni : Whatever world the portal leads to now, I Don't think it's the same as the beastmen's or the lizardfolk's.
Polytropos : So be it.
Eleni : ...it seems closed, though.
Damian : Destroy the stone to close the portal?
Kataramene : Remember that place we went through with the shard? It has a feel of that.
Eleni : *Investigates the whole setup, thinking back to the runestone she read earlier...*
Andreas Appolodorus: Do we have a way to go back?
Eleni : Destroying this would quite permanently get rid of it, yes...
Polytropos : We should...
Eleni : Though...
Kataramene : Do it then.
Eleni : If we do that, this entire place might follow it.
Kataramene : ... well can you make it let us go back?
Polytropos : Why is everything so complicated?
Eleni : Perhaps even the castle above.
Eleni : From here? I'm not sure...
Kataramene : Is this how they get /here/ or how they got to Thrace?
Damian : Because simple is boring.
Eleni : The portal at the temple let them go back and forth between the caverns and the castle.
Telemachus : Would we be able to get back?
Kataramene : The dryads might show us a way.
Polytropos : This isn't boring, it's frustrating. How about we break the thing, and if it starts to rumble or something, we run?
Eleni : I would like to see if we can learn more about the portals before I try anything.
Telemachus : And don't forget the baisn things upstairs. Might do something useful.
Damian : That's because this isn't simple, Pol.
Eleni : ...there's still an army rampaging through Thrace, Pol.
Eleni : I wonder what they might think if we told them they could go home again.
Andreas Appolodorus: You have a point.
Kataramene : Has anyone thought that the King Puppy might have needed help to become what he is?
Damian : Provided they listened before attacking, they'd probably jump at the chance.
Kataramene : And that help might be through there?
Eleni : Maybe.
Kataramene : Destroy it.
Polytropos : I thought you said this doesn't seem to go to where they came from, yeah.
Kataramene : If we are trapped then at least no more can reach Thrace.
Damian : Whatever we do, I'll need a nice long rest afterwards.
Kataramene : The forest above is a fair place for that with no dogs around.
Kataramene : Destroy it.
Eleni : The forest might be gone, along with the portal stone.
Eleni : I don't /think/ something else can come through from here without someone to summon it, though....
Kataramene : I don't think we should take that risk.
Polytropos : *a thoroughly exasperated look.* Alright. So how do you find the answers to these questions.
Damian : You're the closest thing we have to an expert, Eleni.
Telemachus : Sending the beastman army back would go a long way to solving Thraces problems
Eleni : I suggest we look around and see if we can learn nothing more. There was another false wall somewere, I think.
Leonidas : a couple as I remember
Eleni : My feeling exactly, Tel. We've not yet solved the trouble we came here to solve.
Polytropos : That beastman army already went out to fight, didn't it...?
Polytropos : Unless we run and catch them and tell them, they're not going to know.
Leonidas : could be more of them around.
Eleni : Ones that might spread word, yes.
Leonidas : and how or who would you propose your idea?
Damian : Can we take the portal stone?
Eleni : I'm not sure how they'll feel about the Immortal King's death.
Eleni : But I suggest we find out.
Polytropos : Fine. More walls, you said.
Eleni : Um... /take/ it? You'd need a cart, at least.
Damian : Can you deactivate it?
Polytropos : We can talk and walk.
Eleni : Probably.
Eleni : But that won't stop someone from re-activating it, if they know how.
Leonidas : what a novel idead
Damian : It'd give us some time though.
Eleni : Will stop anything else from coming through of their own volition if that's possible, though...
Eleni : *Tries to carefully deactivate the stone*
Damian : We have enough enemies ahead of us, we don't need any behind us as well.
Eleni : Ah... there.

Leonidas : Danger ahead!
Damian : What else is new?
Kataramene : *doesn't look pleased with the choice but stays silent*
Leonidas : more beastmen to the right
Eleni : /Don't/ be the first to charge them..
Eleni : Please lay down your weapons!
Telemachus : STOP
Telemachus : THE KING IS DEAD
Eleni : YOUR KING IS DEAD!
Eleni : Urk!
Telemachus : YOU CAN GO HOME

Leonidas : yeah that convinced them
Damian : *mutters* Long live the king.
Eleni : ...*Sighs*
Kataramene : So much for peace.
Andreas Appolodorus: Can we capture one and talk?
Polytropos : I don't think we speak beast.
Telemachus : Not if they just attack us and run off
Eleni : The lizardfolk spoke our tongue, though...
Damian : I can try.
Kataramene : Did they come from there?
Polytropos : Well, that was the lizards. And not all the lizards.
Kataramene : Hnn... same brickwork as before.
Eleni : True enough.
Kataramene : Those funny bricks.
Polytropos : Huh./
Bad Strref: Locked
Bad Strref: Locked
Eleni : The seal should work, yes?
Eleni : Ah.

Damian : I can hear something beyond the wall.
Eleni : ...um..
Polytropos : Oh, right. Hi.
Eleni : H... hello? Please don't be alarmed!
Lazyzeus : *the creatures cower back along the walls, yapping but making no threatening moves*
Damian : The king is dead.
Leonidas : maybe the females could be the messengers?
Eleni : ....can you understand us?
Damian : *tries to understand their language*
Telemachus : DOES ANYONE SPEAK GREEK?
Kataramene : *stares at the matron challengingly, cos there's no way she'll stand a rival for queen bitch around here*
Eleni : Don't shout!
Telemachus : You've always got to speak loudly and clearly when talking with forigeners.
Kataramene : Do you understand us?
Damian : *glances sidelong at Tel and shakes his head*
Beastman Matron: *snaps and snarls*
Eleni : We don't wish to hurt any more of you.
Kataramene : *snarls right back*
Eleni : *Sighs*
Beastman Matron: *backs off*
Leonidas : *strums soothing melody*
Damian : *shrugs* I can't talk to them.
Andreas Appolodorus: I am unarmed mean you no harm.
Eleni : The King must have communicated with them in some way, but...
Eleni : Damn me if I can think how.
Beastman Female: *seems mollified by the music*
Polytropos : Barked and whined...?
Eleni : I was thinking of a more arcane method. But, maybe.
Leonidas : *smiles*
Damian : He must have had some type of device or magic that let him communicate with them.
Leonidas : *strums harp*
Kataramene : *points at them, points at floor, points at them again, makes walking gesture with fingers, then draws a finger across her throat*
Andreas Appolodorus: Damian did you try?
Telemachus : Yeah this is the top level of the palace, the portal is over there
Eleni : The chances of me learning Beast seem rather low, though.
Polytropos : *nod.*
Damian : They're not animals, Andreas.
Telemachus : some more rooms we didn't search before I think.
Polytropos : *clicks his tongue.*
Kataramene : As long as they stay there they remain /live/ whatever they may be.
Polytropos : I did have a quick look around here before, there wasn't much.
Polytropos : Have you found any valuable trophies?
Eleni : Well, let's see what else we can find...
Telemachus : We're going to open a stall selling these when we get back
Leonidas : *smiles*
Leonidas : *strums harp*

Polytropos : Hey!
Eleni : Oh...
Polytropos : Hang on.
Kataramene : That's the one who wouldn't follow us.
Eleni : He's still alive!
Polytropos : Aw no!
Polytropos : Get out of the way of the light!

Lazyzeus : The beam of light roasts the captive.

Eleni : *Wince*
Damian : Not our brightest move.
Kataramene : Andreaqs, move
Telemachus : Didn't see you helping break the bloody chain
Eleni : ...what's the /purpose/ of this?
Polytropos : Aw.
Telemachus : Some kind of sacrifice?
Eleni : *Shakes her head*
Polytropos : *hangs his head.*
Eleni : I'm... not sure there's even enough left of him to...
Kataramene : *looks at the dead man with angry eyes*
Eleni : *Sighs*
Damian : Chest in here.
Telemachus : welp. I found lunch.
Polytropos : Everyone that we would've wanted to save is dead and there's nothing but monsters left. I don't want to hang around here any longer.
Telemachus : What's in it?
Kataramene : I'm with you, Pol.
Leonidas : looks like it's been emptied already
Kataramene : *looks at the bodies in the main entry and the Deathwalker standing*
Eleni : ...wonder if he'll stand there forever.
Damian : Probably.
Kataramene : Where was that other wall?
Eleni : In here.
Eleni : ...an altogether very unpleasant room.
Kataramene : *glances at the altar and scowls*
Damian : *studies the altar* Lovely.
Bad Strref: Locked
Leonidas : *eyes bone chair in the corner*
Damian : Whoever summoned the king must have used this.
Kataramene : *finds a place for the coin again*
Eleni : I'm not sure if summoned is the right word.

Kataramene : Augh....
Eleni : That tomb... seems like he was here for a long time, just stealed a... Kat?
Kataramene : No!
Eleni : ...oh my.
Kataramene : It send a lightning bolt at me.
Polytropos : Glurk.
Eleni : Now why would it do that?
Damian : *peeks around the corner and frowns* I'm not touching that.
Kataramene : Is that written on skin?
Telemachus : Too much bloody writing in this place
Eleni : ...I think so.
Polytropos : *shrugs at the others.*
Telemachus : this is what happens you know
Telemachus : when people write too much
Eleni : *Sends a dispel at it*
Telemachus : start writing things they shouldn't/
Polytropos : Hear hear.
Polytropos : *looks at the guys.*
Telemachus : and they go soft in the head.
Kataramene : The writing is awfully dried blook looking too.
Damian : *shakes head*
Kataramene : Are you sure you should touch it? Could burn it from here.
Polytropos : Anyone find anything good to show for this fight?
Eleni : ..well, I can't possibly /ignore/ it.
Polytropos : I picked up one of those strange thin swords.
Damian : Aside from the destruction of the king?
Eleni : This might be about the portals.
Kataramene : Burning it isn't ignoring it.
Telemachus : I found a couple of those too
Eleni : You're right. It's wasting it.
Telemachus : annd one of these.
Polytropos : Well... yes, besides us slaying the King.
Telemachus : Ain't that a funny spear?
Eleni : *Looks over the pages, orb at hand*
Polytropos : That's a funny-looking spear.
Damian : Found that ax.
Polytropos : Hm!
Polytropos : They make weapons weird where these monsters come from.
Damian : The blade's hot to the touch.
Telemachus : *holds up a huge sack* I've got twenty of those.
Telemachus : we're opening a shop in Argos.
Eleni : Hm... *Brings out some empty notes and a writing implement*
Polytropos : *pause.*
Leonidas : *keeps watch*
Damian : We can do that after we sell off all of this junk.
Polytropos : ... you know, if the beast men've overrun the Thracian harbour, it might be a long walk back.
Telemachus : Well we could sell this junk *in* the shop
Telemachus : and make more money.
Kataramene : We could sell it as souvenirs of heroics.
Damian : We'll need some money to open the shop first.
Polytropos : Maybe people'd buy these. But I think most'd laugh at these thin swords.
Kataramene : "Buy one of the swords weilded by the dread beastmen of Thrace!"
Telemachus : Only until we show em how good they are
Telemachus : You could use the axes to light fires. dead handy.
Kataramene : And can we burn that book yet?
Eleni : Well, I've transcribed most of it, so I suppose so.
Eleni : It's his journal.
Polytropos : Feels weird.
Telemachus : what's it say?
Eleni : Lots of things. Most of them unpleasant.
Kataramene : *takes out one of the fiery axes and does as suggested, setting fire to the thing*
Eleni : It seems I was right. He wasn't summoned; the cultists /freed/ him.
Telemachus : Idiots.
Polytropos : Bah!
Eleni : They were allies, at first, it seems.
Eleni : Until he no longer had any use for them, and discovered how to summon more pliable allies.
Kataramene : The priest said they'd done something stupid like that.
Polytropos : *puzzled.*
Polytropos : Well. What now?
Eleni : Yeenoghu was his real name.
Kataramene : Keep it to show to the King, it will prove how dangerous they are.
Kataramene : Perhaps he will need heroes to hunt them down?
Damian : Did it say anything about closing that portal?
Eleni : I already know how to do that. But some of his research might be useful in /opening/ portals..
Polytropos : I think we should close it, and then chase down that army.
Polytropos : We can outrun it. If we're lucky, we might even be able to warn the Thracians.
Eleni : It's already /closed/, really.

Kataramene : *calls* What do these things do?
Eleni : We just haven't destroyed the gate.
Polytropos : Well, whatever.
Eleni : A good question..
Eleni : *Tries to figure out the purpose of the chamber*
Kataramene : Basins of water and water in the middle.
Kataramene : *tests the water*
Eleni : Doesn't strike me as the King's style, at first glance.
Polytropos : Well, we've all got wounds to wash.
Eleni : I could try activating the latent magic, here.
Damian : I don't know if these will heal wounds, Pol.
Eleni : But if I do, I suggest not being in the pool.
Kataramene : I still feel like falling over somewhere quiet for a while.
Kataramene : Oh...
Eleni : *Ahem* Okay, then...
Eleni : Hm.
Damian : I'll just stand over here.
Eleni : ...oh, dear.
Kataramene : *wary look at the water*
Telemachus : What was that?
Eleni : Is this what I think.. yes, it is!
Damian : Is what what?
Kataramene : Well /what/ is it?
Eleni : Look into the pool...
Kataramene : *does so*
Eleni : What do you see?
Telemachus : The bottom
Polytropos : *looking...*
Damian : Water?

Lazyzeus : An image appears in the pool. It shows the Thracian camp along the coast. It is now empty, as the Thracians have evacuated.

Kataramene : He watched through this?
Damian : Wait. Is that the camp?
Kataramene : No wonder he knew what they were doing.
Eleni : ...hm. It seems they've already fled.
Damian : I don't blame them.
Telemachus : What do the other basins show?
Eleni : Yes! This is a rather powerful scrying pool.
Kataramene : They can return.
Eleni : Anything I want them to.
Polytropos : Thrace has fallen? But we sent them their sword and everything. Where did they go?
Telemachus : Why's there three?
Kataramene : What about the other two basins? They look slightly different.
Damian : They may have been overrun.
Polytropos : I don't see many bodies...
Eleni : I think they might just serve to offer energy to this one, but...
Polytropos : *squint*
Eleni : Oh!
Kataramene : If they got away the....

Damian : Uh-oh.
Eleni : MaybeIwaswrongaboutthat!
Polytropos : Grr!
Eleni : Haaah....
Damian : *coughs out water* Damn it!
Telemachus : OK that was a bad bowl.
Kataramene : Water that moves.... *sags tiredly*
Telemachus : leave that bowl alone.
Kataramene : Can we go out and ... I don't know, lie in the sun or something for a while?

Polytropos : If the Thracians have gone, how do we get home?
Telemachus : Yeah.. Yeah lets go camp.
Eleni : I suppose... we can check on things from here later, if we need to.
Damian : Fine by me.
Kataramene : *wobbles slightly*

[Karvon]

Lazyzeus : We resume with the party encamped within the palace, having discussed their options...You find enough edible food to spare yourselves the need to dig into your supplies. You set double watches, but nothing disturbs your rest. If any beastmen survived, they likely fled.

Eleni : I wonder if the dryads get along better with the beastmen than we have...
Kataramene : It smells of dog.
Eleni : Word seems to have spread quickly, anyway.
Polytropos : We can try and find out what happened to them all.
Kataramene : May as well see the woody bints.
Eleni : *Chuckles* Still upset at them?
Polytropos : They're the only things around here that haven't tried to stab us, yet.
Damian : No, they just run away.
Kataramene : They could have talked. I'd have found you faster.
Leonidas : *makes a few jabs in the air*
Kataramene : *humphy*
Damian : *thumbs at Leo* Blame him, Kat.
Leonidas : blah, I'll stick with my bow.
Eleni : Well, if we're being technicaly, I think some of the beastmen never tried to /stab/ us, really. Just... slash and maul and bite and..
Kataramene : *snorts* Can't go far wrong doing that.
Polytropos : We all set?
Damian : I am. Hopefully I can find Aias outside. I hope he's okay.
Eleni : Hm, yes. I think I may have some new ideas from reading that great big tome...
Kataramene : I suppose so. *fingers the space where her necklace was*
Polytropos : Aright!
Leonidas : So, we headed home, or what?
Eleni : First, we learn what we can.
Polytropos : Onward!
Eleni : Dryads, then? Or the scrying pool?
Leonidas : to where exactly?
Leonidas : Oh, Dryads, that sounds fun!
Damian : Let's check the pool since we're here.
Polytropos : You're the one that knows that's going on, Eleni.
Eleni : I do?
Eleni : That is news to me.
Kataramene : Dryads might tell us something about the pool before we use it, so them first?
Damian : We should see where the beastmen are, how many there are, and how the Thracians are doing.
Eleni : I suppose I am marginally more talented at concealing my perpetual confusing than the rest of us, perhaps.
Eleni : *perpetual confusion
Telemachus : Well we already know they've evacuated their coastal fortress...
Leonidas : *shrugs*
Eleni : We know they've fled. We don't know if they even arrived.
Eleni : The seas being what they are this far north...
Polytropos : Weren't we going to check first so we know if we're in a hurry?
Damian : Well, we need to know if we have a way home via ship too.
Telemachus : That would probably make sense *shrug*
Eleni : Yes. I imagine the captain will have assisted in the evacuation.
Leonidas : Can't we just use the pools?
Leonidas : Why walk when we can teleport?
Eleni : Because they might still need our help.
Telemachus : I'm in favour of not sitting on a boat for weeks.
Leonidas : Or did I misunderstand that?
Kataramene : *staring at the chair*
Telemachus : If we can avoid it.
Eleni : Going straight back to Argos might save us a week or two, but it might cost us a lot more.
Telemachus : You want to bring that with us Kat?
Andreas Appolodorus: Just one time better use that wisely, no?
Leonidas : Like we can stop armies of beastmen???
Andreas Appolodorus: I mean the teleportation.
Eleni : Well, technically, we /could/ use it again if we travelled all the way back here....
Polytropos : ... right, so... check on the dryads, then we check the pools, then we see where we need to be...
Eleni : Probably
Telemachus : Alright come on lets get it done.
Eleni : Something to keep in mind if for whatever reason we never need to travel to India, I suppose.
Telemachus : Did we ever work out what hte rocks with all the writing on are for?
Polytropos : That's not a real place!
Damian : India?
Eleni : My master says otherwise!
Leonidas : *carves* "Leo was here"
Polytropos : Your master tells all sorts of strange stories.
Damian : Why would we be going there?
Eleni : He's from a place even further east, actually, but the names are too strange to recall.
Kataramene : He probably makes it up.
Eleni : I assure you he doesn't!
Andreas Appolodorus: Is there really land beyond Persia?
Leonidas : Why wouldn't there be?
Kataramene : Much more mysterious to be from a foriegn land, and not just up the road.
Eleni : I'll show you, one day, if you ever want to try matching him for miles wandered. *Grins*
Telemachus : How did he travel that far and then end up in a little place like mantenea?
Kataramene : Hnn....
Leonidas : There's always more land.
Polytropos : Uh.
Eleni : Well, he fell in with - what was that...?

Damian : That's a rather large lizard.
Polytropos : Over... over by the well...
Eleni : Oh.
Kataramene : Looks like they've gone, her lizard thing is out.
Eleni : Her lizard thing is, in fact, right here.
Polytropos : We don't want trouble!
Eleni : Hello, lizard thing. Nice lizard thing.
Leonidas : wonder if it tastes like chicken?
Polytropos : We're not mean.
Kataramene : *knocks on the tree in a polite manner*
Damian : It's probably wondering the same about you, Leo.
Eleni : If it's ever eaten chicken.
Polytropos : We were under a lot of pressure.
Eleni : It might be /more/ familiar with people, really.
Leonidas : Doubt there are any in these parts.
Telemachus : I like it. I wonder if you can raise them as pets?
Damian : Kat! The dryad is out here.
Eleni : That's rather Damian's department.
Kataramene : Oh right.
Damian : I don't keep pets. Hello, Kore.
Eleni : *Calls out* Ah, dryads? Hello?
Polytropos : Ah! Alrighty thrn.
Telemachus : Or mounts! they'd terrify most enemies.
Eleni : The spikes would make riding them troublesome, though.
Kataramene : Where is she then?
Telemachus : Not that you can do any fighting worth a damn in a saddle. and don't let any rich git tell you otherwise.
Polytropos : Just on top of the hill.
Eleni : Also, I don't think they'd do the whole charging thing as well as a horse.
Damian : Better?
Kataramene : Oh now I see her.
Kore: I can definitely see why you wear the mask, though.
Damian : Good thing we're not here to discuss the asthetical beauty of different races.
Leonidas : Hiya miss.
Kore: I like you better, even wearing a dress.
Leonidas : Glad to see you out and about.
Kore: Yes! It's nice to be out.
Eleni : *Chuckles* Hah! I think I like her.
Kore: Those beastmen were mean, mean, mean.
Kataramene : Yes. They were.
Kore: They even cut down some of our trees! Nasty brutes.
Leonidas : I don't think you'll be seeming them around again.
Eleni : Their master was even meaner. Have they all gone?
Kore: I haven't seen any more of them out here since you went into the palace.
Polytropos : We're never that mean.
Kore: The King was... unnatural. I was glad to feel his presence go away.
Damian : *to Andreas* Am I ever that rude?
Eleni : Do you think the beastmen felt it, too?
Kore: So. What do you want? I suppose you want a boon, mortals always want a boon.
Andreas Appolodorus: Not really rude.
Eleni : I suppose word will spread quickly enough, either way. I just wonder what their reacito will be.
Kataramene : So the way to let them in is closed, do we ....
Eleni : *reaction
Leonidas : *smiles*
Damian : *nods* Good. I can't inflame the passions of weak-willed men, so I cannot afford to be rude.
Kore: Maybe you could wear one of those cowls that droops down to cover the face.
Leonidas : *laughs*
Kore: It's mysterious, and it hides the worst parts.
Kataramene : Umm... what kind of boon can you grant?
Polytropos : A fine idea!
Kore: Mostly forest stuff.
Leonidas : I would be happy with a kiss myself.
Telemachus : Maybe you should take the stupid helmet off when you're talking to people Damian..
Leonidas : Not from the lizard mind you.
Kore: Oh, you! *blushes slightly, but doesn't look displeased*
Damian : I wouldn't chance it, Leo, you might catch something.
Leonidas : *winks*
Kataramene : *edges over*
Kore: Maybe you'd like to stay a while? You mortals live so briefly, but I promise to return you before your hair turns all gray and you get all wrinkly and yucky.
Leonidas : Or a song? Do you dryads sing?
Eleni : Sounds like fun, but I'm afraid we have other places we should be.
Kore: I sing very well, or so my trees tell me.
Eleni : Heroic feats to perform, and such.
Polytropos : We're always in a hurry...
Leonidas : Great!
Polytropos : ... never time to smell the flowers.
Kataramene : If the beastmen have gone then we should go. Now.
Telemachus : Unless we're getting boons first? Not sure what's in a boon but I haven't had breakfast yet..
Damian : Smell or eat them, Pol? Some are very tasty.
Leonidas : A kiss and/or a song then!
Kore: *gives Leonidas a kiss, a deep, probing, soul-shattering kiss*
Leonidas : *smiles*
Eleni : *Ahem* This conversation is getting far too euphemistic for my tastes...
Leonidas : Ahhhh, heavenly
Kataramene : You can stay for that, if it's all a boon is....
Kore: *turns and walks off, singing a melody*
Polytropos : Heh!
Eleni : *Scratches head*
Leonidas : *listens enthralled*
Telemachus : *rolls eyes*
Damian : I'm ready.
Telemachus : Probably melted his brain.
Eleni : ...I kind of want to know how she does that.
Kataramene : Let's just go look in the pool.
Giant Lizard: *licks Leonidas*
Eleni : It'd be a useful trick.
Damian : Hah!
Leonidas : ugh
Eleni : No! Don't eat Leo! Bad lizard!
Polytropos : Oh, two kisses!
Polytropos : Heh heh.
Telemachus : haha
Leonidas : *slowly gets up*
Kataramene : *sniffs*
Eleni : Still in love?
Leonidas : With the former certainly.
Leonidas : But it will pass.
Kataramene : Pff.
Damian : Ooh, a love triangle. I hope the lizard isn't the jealous type.
Eleni : Alas, the pain of a broken heart.
Kataramene : Pool!
Eleni : I can't say I blame her, though. That lizard seemed far more charming than you.
Leonidas : Must be the dragon blood in you.
Polytropos : Heh. Onward! Or... backward!
Leonidas : *hums dryad melody over and over*
Damian : *runs fingers through hair and pulls out knots* Ow! I hope we can bathe soon.
Kataramene : Bathing would be good!
Eleni : I could transport us directly to a nice bathhouse.
Damian : All I need is a stream.
Leonidas : I thought you liked that earthy outdoors aroma Damian?

Polytropos : Lemme at it!
Polytropos : Easy!
Damian : There's a difference between earthy and filthy.
Eleni : Right! What first?
Damian : Thracians?
Kataramene : Not, I repeat not, those watery things.
Polytropos : Beastmen!
Polytropos : Find the Beastmen!
Telemachus : Is there a limit to how many things we can look at?
Kataramene : Time, I would imagine.
Damian : Those elementals? Yes, let's not summon anymore of those.
Telemachus : We should look in on Mantineia.
Eleni : One thing at a time, please.
Kataramene : *watches the water warily*
Eleni : *Focuses her thoughts on Uskudama, hoping to at least determine the movements of the Beastmen from there...*
Kataramene : Beastmen, then Thracians, then see if we have time,
Leonidas : *strums harp*
Polytropos : Hopefully they didn't get eaten by the sea monster.
Leonidas : *practices dryad melody*
Eleni : ...hold on. Let me try again. This requires a lot of concentration, you know.
Polytropos : Oh.
Polytropos : We should probably stop making noise, then.
Eleni : That would be helpful.
Damian : *shakes head*
Eleni : Aha!
Kataramene : *edges up and peers in the pool*

Lazyzeus : A vision of the Thracian hold at Uskudama appears. The site appears to be deserted. Most of the buildings are wrecked.

Andreas Appolodorus: What do you see?
Kataramene : That's the hold, and it's been overrun.
Kataramene : Can't see any beastmen though.
Leonidas : *hums to himself*
Kataramene : What about their own hold?
Eleni : Any indication what direction they might have headed towards?
Polytropos : It won't just show you the beastmen if you ask?

Lazyzeus : The view is not detailed enough for you to make out tracks.

Damian : *peers into the pool, looking for tracks*
Kataramene : *peers in, looking for detail, but shakes her head*
Eleni : I'm not sure. I might have to, you know, specifiy. Just searching for 'all the people' doesn't seem like it would be useful.
Eleni : But maybe I can find a large concentration of them...
Damian : *shakes head* I can't make out any tracks.
Telemachus : Can you try and look at the Thracians?
Telemachus : maybe look for their king?
Eleni : *Tries to find the largest group of beastmen she can...*

Lazyzeus : Nothing happens. The scene reverts to a vague gray.

Kataramene : IT's gone blank.
Damian : Hmm.
Eleni : ...no. Doesn't seem like it works that way.
Eleni : Specific places or people only, I think.
Kataramene : They're hold? The one we raided?
Damian : Try the Thracian prince.
Eleni : That /was/ the one we just saw.
Leonidas : How about looking for the relics we returned, they'd likely be with the king, no?
Eleni : The former Thracian capital.
Telemachus : King, he was a king.
Andreas Appolodorus: Good idea seek the Prince.
Kataramene : Oh, i see.
Damian : I thought he was the prince.
Eleni : That was next on the list, eys.
Kataramene : What about the one on the coast?
Eleni : We saw that one earlier. They'd left.
Eleni : *Tries again, focusing on King Sparos...*
Eleni : ...ngh.
Damian : Eleni? You okay?
Eleni : Yes, yes. Just that this isn't easy, as I said.
Eleni : *Tries again*
Damian : Don't hurt yourself. It's easier to repair the body than it is the mind.
Leonidas : *strums harp*
Polytropos : *anxious fidgeting.*
Kataramene : *looks between the pool and Eleni* Don't go and turn into a lunatic on us.

Lazyzeus : The image in the pool changes again. You see King Sparos. He looks intent, serious. He is in battle armor and carrying his father's sword. The scene draws back to show a hill; the Thracians are arranged around the summit.

Eleni : I have no intention of turning into anything on you, thank you very much.
Polytropos : I see him!
Damian : Good. He's still alive.
Polytropos : Are they arrayed for a fight?
Eleni : There! See? Now what's he doing...
Kataramene : They look like they might be in a defensive position.

Lazyzeus : They look like they are ready for an attack. And then beastmen come into the scene: dozens, then hundreds. There is no sound but you can almost hear the sounds of the horns, the drums.

Eleni : ...oh, dear.
Damian : Uh-oh.
Polytropos : Gah!
Kataramene : Can we get there?
Eleni : I guess we won't get to do all those other things after all.
Eleni : Yes, yes! Give me a moment...
Polytropos : So be it.
Polytropos : So they didn't sail away, they went to make a fight of it!
Kataramene : We may die, but it will be glorious at least.
Eleni : Or the Beastmen followed them to the island.
Damian : Tel, stay close to me so I can cast my enchantments on you after we go there.
Leonidas : Die???
Telemachus : *cracks neck, loosens arms, loosens legs*
Eleni : Just get ready, alright?
Kataramene : Doesn't matter.Bravery can't go unrecognised.
Telemachus : You sure you want to wait?

Lazyzeus : You see the battle begin. The Thracians hold the better position but are gravely outnumbered.

Polytropos : *bounces on the balls of his feet, loosens up.*
Kataramene : *waves the sword a few times and hefts her shield*
Polytropos : Ah, don't worry, Leo. We're not going to die.
Eleni : *Moves to the other basin, and concentrates on the battlefield, willing to transport her and the others there...*
Leonidas : Yea right

Lazyzeus : Something else happens! The beastmen on the right flank are suddenly turning away, there is some disruption.

Polytropos : Let's goooo!

Lazyzeus : Another army has arrived!

Damian : Ready.
Kataramene : An opening! Come. There's a chance.
Polytropos : Oh, wait - who's this?

Lazyzeus : The beastmen are falling back in disarray.

Andreas Appolodorus: Go!
Eleni : *Blinks*
Polytropos : Hurray!

Lazyzeus : The newcomers are a phalanx dressed in Greek-style armor.
Lazyzeus : You step into the portal...

Kataramene : *jumps into the pool and into the portal*
Leonidas : Wait, um, do we need to go???
Leonidas : Gah
Damian : *grabs Leo* Yes!
Polytropos : Where else will we go?

Thracian Druid: My King! Newcomers!
Eleni : Oh, dear.
Eleni : Have we arrived too late?
Kataramene : Aww.... too late.
Damian : Pity.
Eleni : How embarresing.
Leonidas : What did I tell you.

Lazyzeus : The beastmen are fleeing; the two armies are in pursuit. You have arrived next to the leaders.

Leonidas : *shrugs*
Thracian Hero: My Lord! look!
Polytropos : Ah, well.
Thracian Hero: Greeks!
Kataramene : Blast it.
General Glaucias: Who are these people, and where did they come from?
King Sparos: Hold your men, General Glaucias! They are friends.
Eleni : Either way, it is good to see you again, your grace.
Eleni : And you, General... *Bows*
King Sparos: We'd thought you dead.
Eleni : We feared the same of you.
Kataramene : No, we were victorious.
Leonidas : Only a couple of times.
Eleni : But we bring good news.
Damian : *bows* Not for lack of trying.
General Glaucias: Greeks?
Kataramene : What else?
Polytropos : Argosians!
Thracian Druid: Are you responible for that formation on the right flank?
General Glaucias: Bah. Everyone knows the men of the Pelopponese are soft. And bringing women to battle?
Kataramene : ....
Kataramene : Do you want to prove that?
Polytropos : Ahum.
King Sparos: My lord general, these Greeks have been of great aid against the beastmen.
Kataramene : Here.
Kataramene : Now.
Eleni : How many god-kings have you slain recently, general?
Polytropos : Let's, uh, save it for the beasts...
Telemachus : Well you've got these "soft men" to thank for those beastmen having no leadership and no reinforcement
Kataramene : And the women they drag along with them.
General Glaucias: Hah! The enemy flees. My men will chase them back into the swamps. We will speak later, King Sparos, about the territorial changes you promised.
Kataramene : *glare at Tel*
General Glaucias: *the Macedonian swaggers off toward the battle*

Polytropos : Who's that?
Eleni : *Shakes her head*
Eleni : Macedonian, I assume.
Kataramene : Can I beat him up?
King Sparos: A Macedonian general.
Damian : And I thought the dryad was rude.
King Sparos: They sent a phalanx of their troops to our aid.
Polytropos : Macedon... huh.
Telemachus : Probably wouldn't go over too well with his army.
King Sparos: We can forgive rudeness, for their aid in defeating the enemy.
Eleni : And I fear beating him bloody would cause a diplomatic incident, yes.
Kataramene : Their fault if they follow idiots. *humphy*
Leonidas : When has that every stopped us.
Eleni : Anyway. As we were saying...
Andreas Appolodorus: I would have otherwise. ah ah.
Polytropos : Whatever. Anyway!
King Sparos: Somehow the battle was far easier than we expected. Their shamans did not make an appearance, and they seemed timid in their attack.
Telemachus : We slew their leader.
Kataramene : Because we destroyed the leader.
Eleni : That might have something to do with the fact that we killed their god.
King Sparos: They seemed dispirited even before the Macedonian phalanx appeared.
King Sparos: Indeed?
Eleni : Tends to discourage an army.
Leonidas : Indeed!
Polytropos : A giant beast, it was! Tall as four men, and Hades would not take it.
Kataramene : An everliving dog is no more.
Eleni : A demon, who brought them into this world and who they worshipped.
Eleni : They won't be receiving any more reinforcements.
King Sparos: Then we have avenged my father's death.
Kataramene : *nods firmly* Are your people safe?
King Sparos: We will not stop until we have chased every last one of them into their holes!
Eleni : You may have many battles ahead of you still. The beastmen remain, but at least now they are scattere;
King Sparos: Yes. The people have all be shifted to the islands.
Kataramene : I'd let the Macedonians chase them off the territory you've given them.
King Sparos: Without their magic, and without reinforcements, we will deal with them.
King Sparos: *grimaces* I fear my ancestors will frown upon me for that, but I had no choice.
Eleni : Desperate times.
King Sparos: Better to lose some territory than lose all.
Eleni : We only regret Argos could not come to your aid sooner.
King Sparos: Thravaxes! Send word to the camps that the day is one. The people can return to our shores.
Damian : We're sorry we could not come quicker, lord, but your problems should be solved soon.
King Sparos: *is won*
King Sparos: You came, and that we will remember.
Polytropos : Anything more we can do, or...
Telemachus : We jumped through this portal thing when the fighting looked bad... that was probably overkeen of us.
King Sparos: Nay, it is good that you have returned.
Eleni : Our aid appeared unnecessary on this one battle, at least.
Polytropos : Ah, it's alright. We can join in the victory feast!
Kataramene : We couldn't take the risk.
King Sparos: Once the remaining beastmen are routed, I will send men to tear down every stone of that cult stronghold.
Polytropos : Prrr...obably for the best.
Kataramene : Yes, the Cult. That's a missed opportunity.
Eleni : I suggest you do so carefully.
Leonidas : Indeed and I can relate the details of our story.
King Sparos: I will send our druids to cleanse any remaining fell magic that curses the place.
King Sparos: I look forward to hearing the tale!
King Sparos: Thravaxes, escort our friends back to the camp. I will stay with the soldiers and lead the fight.
Leonidas : *smiles*
Thravaxes: I would fight by your side, sire.
Damian : I can offer my assistance to your druids, sire, should they require it.
King Sparos: You have fought longer and harder than any, brother.
Eleni : We will let them know what they might encounter, at least.
King Sparos: Good, good.
Kataramene : *looks up as the light leaves the sky*
Thracian Druid: We'll be able to take it from here, but thank you for your offer
King Sparos: Let's retire to our camp.
Damian : *nods* Good idea.
Eleni : Do lead on, then.
Polytropos : To the camp!
Leonidas : *retells the tale of the heroes with occasional embellishments over dinner*

Lazyzeus : You spend the night in the Thracian army camp. The howls of the beastmen grow fainter as their surviving forces are driven off. In the morning the entire battlefield is strewn with their corpses. In the morning, you set out with the Thracian Hero back to the seashore camp. Everyone is very impressed with the storytelling. Word has traveled ahead, and several Thracian ships are visible as you approach the natural harbor.

Polytropos : Looks like the grass won this one.
Kataramene : *a little miffed to have missed the fighting*
Kataramene : Will they lie where they fell until they rot?
Polytropos : It's a good land!
Damian : The druids will bury the bodies.
Eleni : *Content to just rest*
Eleni : I don't know if Leo mentioned this...
Eleni : But we found one of your men, captain.
Thracian Sentry: *sighs* More Greeks
Polytropos : Look, ships!
Thravaxes : We return victorious!
Thravaxes : Slaughter the great bull! We feast tonight!
Leonidas : *smiles*
Kataramene : Greeks who helped save your land.
Polytropos : Patience, man, the King's on his way...
Leonidas : Hi ladies what's cooking?
Kataramene : *beligerant stare*
Polytropos : Ah, there's enough victory to go round for everyone!
Eleni : Oh, don't fret, Katara. *Smiles* We all know who was there at the /real/ battle.
Kataramene : *manages to look down her nose at him, even if he is on a rock*
Damian : Don't concern yourself with idiots who cannot see your true worth, Kat.
Kataramene : *humphs*
Leonidas : *looks around*
Damian : *takes off belt and puts it in his pack* No reason to smell when we see the queen.

Polytropos : Hail!
Eleni : *Bow*
Kataramene : *curtseys a little*
Damian : *bows*
Polytropos : Happy to... oh?
Sapphira : To victory!
Polytropos : Praise Zeus!
Lazyzeus : The Thracians set up a cheer.
Kataramene : *bangs her sword on her shield*
Eleni : *Smiles*
Polytropos : *joins in!*
Polytropos : Who'd want a world without Thrace?
Eleni : That is very good to hear.
Kataramene : That's considerate of him.
Damian : Good.
Kataramene : And yes, that would be very welcome.
Kataramene : *looks at the others* For the feast at least?
Polytropos : Sounds good to me.
Damian : I'm in no hurry.
Eleni : I see no reason to miss a good celebration.
Damian : I would like to see the magic of your druids, your majesty.
Polytropos : Hm! We wouldn't know what to do with land, I think, aaand... we've had poor experiences with slaves...
Kataramene : No slaves.
Polytropos : Oh! Weapons. That reminds me.
Eleni : We came here first and foremost to honour the friendship between Argos and Thrace, your grace.
Sapphira: As you wish.
Sapphira: Indeed. I will send with you one of our advisors, empowered to negotiate a treaty of eternal friendship with our brothers of Argos.
Kataramene : The bow, yes.
Polytropos : This did itself proud, but I imagine the King'd want this back.
Damian : *takes the sling stones from Leo and holds up the blue ones* What are these? Wow they're cold!
Sapphira: You do us great honor.
Kataramene : The arrows we used, I'm afriad.
Polytropos : Heh heh.
Polytropos : Used, but not wasted.
Leonidas : Yeah I picked them up somewhere, figure you might put them to good use.
Damian : Hmm. These might be useful for freezing enemies.
Sapphira: *nods to the druid*
Thracian Druid: *bows*
Eleni : Indeed. The bow has yet another epic tale attached to it, now.
Kataramene : A shame, as it was a fine weapon.
Sapphira: Our greatest magic. *nods as the druid goes to Damian*
Kataramene : Perhaps someone has it's match somewhere.
Thracian Druid: In honour of your feat
Polytropos : Gnah.
Polytropos : A mighty... stick!
Eleni : /Staff/.
Damian : *takes the staff with reverence* Thank you, your majesty. *bows*
Eleni : You've seen what mine can do, Pol.
Kataramene : It looks carved strangely, yes.
Sapphira: It is the best we have, but please, also accept these tokens.
Sapphira: *hands over a purse to Eleni*
Leonidas : I wouldn't mind a pretty slave girl.
Kataramene : No. No slave girls.
Kataramene : They're nothing but trouble, like that one in the villa.
Leonidas : You can have a slave guy if you wish.
Kataramene : They .... are less trouble. Might be worth a look?
Eleni : I'm... not sure if I can accept this, Your Grace. I do not doubt your people would make better use of them, to recover from this war.
Sapphira: We would not be here to recover without your aid.
Polytropos : Hard to deny that...
Eleni : *The pouch appaers to contain several very nice-looking emeralds*
Sapphira: We did not see all that you did, but Hecataeus has seen some of your deeds in his scrying-stone.
Kataramene : We can leave the weapons we took from the dogs. Iron may be worth more than gold for a while.
Eleni : I see!
Hecataeus: I am sure the full tally of your deeds is even more impressive.
Thravaxes: Indeed, there is an epic song that will long be sung at our fires.
Sapphira: I look forward to hearing it.
Eleni : It was a hard-fought battle, true... our hardest-fought yet, I think.
Thravaxes: Our craftsmen will gladly trade with you for these weapons.
Thravaxes: Surely you will need to refresh your stores after such hard fighting.
Damian : Oh yes. I'm almost out of healing kits.
Eleni : Of course.
Kataramene : They're not fine, but can be beaten to better.
Sapphira: We shall prepare the feast. Until then, let there be music and tales of glory!
Lazyzeus : *The women take out instruments and start up a song*
Eleni : Then let the celebrations begin!
Leonidas : *strums harp*
Kataramene : *makes the most of the celebrations*
Polytropos : *there is quaffing and cheering.*

Lazyzeus : Food and drink are brought in, and the celebration begins.

Kataramene : Dancing. I have not danced in too long.
Leonidas : *sings of glorious deeds of the group*

Eleni : *Enjoys herself for a while, though takes some time to amend her notes on the scrying pools and the portal while it's all still fresh in her head...*
Andreas Appolodorus: I still have this heavy armor, spoil of a recent battle * show heavy armor *
Leonidas : *attempts to learn some of the Thracian songs*
Thracian Woman: Such great deeds! You are so brave...
Kataramene : We can trade it later. *too busy drnking right now*
Polytropos : ... and then, haha, then we held the hill!
Leonidas : Ah they did most of the work, I'm mostly just a scout and chronicler.
Eleni : *Looks up from her notes* My! Humility from Leo. Truly, this is a day to be marked for the ages.
Leonidas : *enjoys several companions over the course of the evening*
Polytropos : They ran right into my dug pits. The first fell and did not rise! The second fell to an arrow, and the third fell on my fourth arrow, barely an arm's span from where I stood!
Sapphira: *watches the gathering, still a bit nervous with her husband gone*
Damian : Shame you took an arrow to the knee, Pol. *takes a drink*
Kataramene : The scar looks heroic, though.
Leonidas : *shmoozes with the other musicians*

Lazyzeus : The celebrations continue all day and into the night. Anyone who seeks companionship has no difficulties. You can also sell/trade you surplus gear with the craftsman outside if you wish.

Damian : *slips out to sell his excess weaponry*
Eleni : *Joins in the negotiations*
Eleni : I guess nobody has an interest in this nasty-looking whip we found?
Kataramene : *went missing late into the night*
Polytropos : I really, uh, hope not.
Eleni : I sort of hope not either, but I thought I'd ask.
Kataramene : *looks at the whip, looks at Pol, grins*
Andreas Appolodorus: Who's bargaining?
Leonidas : Don't ask, don't tell.
Polytropos : *cocks an eyebrow challengingly.*
Eleni : *Ungh*
Eleni : How do you carry all of this...?
Andreas Appolodorus: 144 coins for this fine armor?
Damian : *eyes the druid armor* Nice armor, but more than I can afford.
Telemachus : Is this breastplate of any use to anyone?
Polytropos : Not me!
Kataramene : Umm... let me see.
Kataramene : It's a little better than mine.
Telemachus : Take it then
Kataramene : But my bracers defend me anyway.
Eleni : *Didn't really get much for the weapons*
Kataramene : *tries them both on*
Polytropos : Shiny!
Kataramene : Do you think it looks nicer?
Kataramene : More heroic?
Telemachus : *rolls eyes* Pick the one that will keep you most alive.
Kataramene : This is a bit thicker.
Leonidas : *restocks quivers of arrows*
Damian : Definitely makes a statement.
Eleni : Hm, perhaps it needs some dye.
Polytropos : You look like a real amazon!
Kataramene : I do?
Kataramene : In this?
Eleni : The grey's not terribly imposing.
Polytropos : Yes!
Kataramene : Umm... alright then.
Eleni : He /always/ says that about you, Kat.
Polytropos : It's true!
Kataramene : *sniffs at Eleni*
Eleni : I didn't say it wasn't! *Smirks*
Eleni : Just that you can't seem to shut up about the fact that she does.
Leonidas : Maybe you can dye it pink?
Damian : *mutters* And this is why I spend so much time in Nature.
Leonidas : *smiles*
Kataramene : Sell my old one then, unless any body wants the Hoplight stuff.
Polytropos : Ready to go, me.
Damian : *gestures at the Enchanted Druid Armor* Do we have the coin for that?
Eleni : Well, if we pool things together, perhaps.
Damian : I have 1200.
Eleni : I have 4000 or so of my own. Only around 700 to hand out from all the weapons, but we've more to sell in Argos.

Lazyzeus : You spend a few days in the Thracian camp. You conduct your business and engage in revelry, but find time to book passage back to Argos on the Athenian ship. Finally there is a stir, as King Sparos returns to camp, with an entourage of his men...

King Sparos: Ah, my favorite Greeks!
Eleni : Ah, your grace!
Sapphira: Husband! All is well?
Polytropos : Aha!
King Sparos: Better than well! The enemy is utterly routed!
Kataramene : That is good to hear.
Damian : *waves* Your grace.
Thravaxes: Good news my Lord
Polytropos : Huzzah!
Eleni : Very much so.
King Sparos: The few survivors have fled into the swamps.
King Sparos: The Macedonians have departed. I am told they are already constructing a fort on the new border.
Hecataeus: They are a threat no more my Lord?
King Sparos: We may not be able to catch every last one, but no longer will they threaten our people.
Hecataeus: *nods* excellant news my Lord
King Sparos: I hope I have not missed the celebration?
Sapphira: We have new reason to celebrate now that you are here, my lord.
Leonidas : Hopefully they don't breed like rabbits.
King Sparos: The next step is to rebuild Uskudama, and the hall of my ancestors.
Sapphira: The Greeks return to their home. An Athenian ship is ready to take them.
Damian : I'm sure they can be kept in check, Leo.
Kataramene : *nods* A king should be in his palace.
King Sparos: Well. I am sorry to see you go, but should you ever need the aid of the Thracians, you have but to call.
Polytropos : Ayup. It's been a good time in Thrace, but we need to tell our people what went on here.
Sapphira: I am sending a diplomat and trade embassy with them, husband. With your permission.
King Sparos: Good, good.
Eleni : We shall remember. But hopefully, you will be able to focus on rebuilding for many years to come.
King Sparos: May your journey home be swift and peaceful.
Polytropos : Poseidon willing!
King Sparos: Now! Someone fetch me a horn of mead!
Kataramene : There's still that sea monster.
Damian : May your rebuilding be the same.

Lazyzeus : The Thracian Quest is concluded.

[Karvon]

Polytropos : Guh.
Polytropos : Here...
Eleni : Thanks?
Damian : *tries on mask* I guess it'll have to do.
Eleni : Don't see it comign in particularly handy, really. *Stows away potion of lore*
Eleni : It works! Maybe you could dye the manes to match your robe.
Kataramene : Do you have a bow, Tel?
Metrodorus: Can I interest you in some fine linens this day? Perhaps some supplies for the road?
Eleni : Ah. Managed to crawl out of bath, Leo?
Telemachus : I've a sling and some javlins
Polytropos : Ah, hey man.
Leonidas: *smiles* acutally I visited our new lands.
Kataramene : I've a spare as Pol gave me his old one.
Damian : How's that?
Polytropos : Oh yeah?
Telemachus : I'll take it, sure
Eleni : Have you, now?
Leonidas: Indeed and some stories to tell
Eleni : Why, I can't wait.
Telemachus : Thanks. Better than a sling and lighter than javlins.
Kataramene : Don't need them much, but when you /do/ need one nothing else will do.
Polytropos : We can ask the elder about it.
Polytropos : *twangs bow.*
Damian : I could just wear this thing.
Polytropos : See you all at the mansion! and you should, Damian.
Damian : Scare all of the little children.
Eleni : *Chuckles* You'd certainly make an impression.
Polytropos : First, no-one else is going to have anything like that. And second, no-one else is going to have anything made of GOLD.
Damian : *raises arms in mock anger* I've come to eat your soul, little one!
Polytropos : Ooga booga.
Eleni : The Mad Sorceress-Queen of the Deep Seas and the King of the Dead, come to bring doom to Argos!
Kataramene : Need to just .... I'll see you back at the villa.
Telemachus : ...OK?
Damian : I like that. You all wanted to make an impression and that's what we'll do.
Polytropos : Yarr.
Damian : All I need is a scythe.
Telemachus : are we about done?
Polytropos : Just about!
Eleni : Sounds like a plan!
Eleni : Are you finding another mask, Leo? I think Damnian's might have been the last one.
Damian : There.
Eleni : Perfect.
Polytropos : Argh!
Damian : Bow before me, mortal.
Polytropos : Were you waiting for us in the doorway, Andreas...?
Polytropos : We made it.
Andreas Appolodorus: Ah?
Eleni : *Attempts an evil laughter, but cracks halfway through*
Polytropos : The what from the what?
Telemachus : Oh, go ahead
Damian : *grins* We'll need to work on that. Anyway, I'm done here.
Leonidas: Hmm yeah, that's much better.
Eleni : Right! You can tell us what you've learned back at the manor, Leo.q
Polytropos : We have a harvest sale...?
Andreas Appolodorus: Not that big am I?
Eleni : Once you're done here!
Polytropos : Ah, right. Alright, then.
Kataramene : Well good.
Polytropos : Yes! Yes... yes, good.
Kataramene : *blinks a little*
Polytropos : Aha! And... hm. Does that pay for things?
Kataramene : Umm... good?
Polytropos : Let's get seated, we can wait for the others and talk this over.
Tavernkeeper: Welcome to my tavern. Can I get you something?
Leonidas: Yes. I'd like to see what you have for sale.
Kataramene : Oh, go on then. *looking a little lost but trying to seem intelligent*
Leonidas: *restocks his wine*
Telemachus : *hirein* *employeees* might not be
Kataramene : It's not slaves, as such, but what Leo wants them for.
Eleni : Hmm...
Polytropos : Hiring people never goes well. They want to be treated as equals, and that's not what you want in a worker, is it?
Damian : What's wrong with that, Pol?
Eleni : Polykleitos! I remember him.
Polytropos : Because then, the only thing binding them to you is the money, and that's a bond easily broken.
Damian : Free men work harder than slaves.
Eleni : Ownership does little to inspire loyalty, Pol.
Kataramene : ... that sounds like a good idea.
Polytropos : ... olives, always olives...
Damian : How much to fix it, Epistor?
Kataramene : Umm, that would help make more money from them next harvest?
Eleni : Quite dramatically, though we don't know how immediate use the land would be.
Polytropos : So... it'd take all the money the estate made.
Kataramene : Well yes, we need to know if we have to invest to get a return.
Damian : Can you draw from the estate accounts?
Telemachus : The estate was damaged by fire, so we might need the funds to repair the buildings
Leonidas : *sings an impromptu number in the tavern for the patrons*
Polytropos : If we mean to keep it.
Eleni : Almost certainly, yes.

Lamachus : Hellooo?
Eleni : We do have other money to invest, of course.. ah!
Kataramene : I don't see why we shouldn't keep it.
Leonidas : *waves* and leaves*
Eleni : Welcome, Lamachus.
Polytropos : Ech. Well. I want a statue. Of me, probably. But, sounds like we're not making anything from the olives, and that's a waste. So maybe fixing the thing. I don't know.
Kataramene : *low* It's easier to think about what to hit next.
Polytropos : Aha.
Eleni : Not at all.Do join us. We were just discussing our new holdings.
Kataramene : *lounges on the bench*
Polytropos : Councillor! Ho there.
Damian : I'll pay to have the press fixed because I'd rather us have a reliable source of income before we start with speculative income.
Kataramene : A statue though.
Leonidas : *wanders back to the estate*
Damian : *w* Andreas, you can take that silly mask off. You are wearing a mask, right? *grins*
Eleni : Quite. I think Leo scouted the estate earlier, but he seems to be tardy.
Lamachus: *sips, makes a face briefly but then smiles*
Leonidas : I"m home!
Kataramene : What do you mean, scouted the estate?
Lamachus: Well. I am please to report that I have found a buyer for your property.
Eleni : Ah! There he is...
Leonidas : *pats bear*
Lamachus: Assuming you wish to sell.
Damian : *gets a cup of wine*
Polytropos : Welcome back!
Leonidas : Dinner time already? My how the time flies!
Eleni : We'd like to consider alternatives first, I think.
Kataramene : Why would we want to sell?
Lamachus: Hmm, I see.
Telemachus : I think we've all grown rather attached to the idea of being property owners
Damian : That and examine the estate as well.
Kataramene : And what do you mean, scouted? Without us?
Polytropos : Yes! Tell us of what you saw, Leo. We're just talking it over.
Leonidas : How much is the buyer willing to pay?
Lamachus: Well, you hardly seem the sort who want to be tied down to a property.
Polytropos : Ah, yes. And who is this buyer?
Lamachus: *smiles broadly* Fifteen thousand drachmae.
Lamachus: Oh, a man of business I know.
Leonidas : *whistles*
Telemachus : we made more than that on axes.
Lamachus: I will be happy to handle the sale, with no commission, as a friend to the Heroes of Argos!
Leonidas : How kind of you!
Epistor: *shakes head vigorously*
Lamachus: It is the least I can do.
Leonidas : But....
Leonidas : I think we will weigh our options and consider other offers.
Telemachus : Thankyou, but my vote will be to keep the property.
Leonidas : Second opinions and all that.
Lamachus: You have this nice villa, what need have you of a ruined estate?
Kataramene : *shakes her head* We'll make much more in the long run if we hold on to it. Plus have a nice place to rest when we need it.
Leonidas : You understand of course, *smiles politely*
Leonidas : It's not so bad actually.
Eleni : Well. I suppose we'll see, won't we? *Enigmatic smile*
Telemachus : We wont be adventurers forever
Lamachus: Hmmph. I see. Well, do let me know if you change your mind.
Damian : *smiles* Thank you, councillor, but we would like to discuss it first.
Leonidas : the main building would need some work, but quite salvagable.
Epistor: I asked around in the market, talked to some fellow slaves from some of the other houses.
Leonidas : Have a good evening *watches him till he's gone*

Epistor: I believe that the mysterious buyer is Lamachus himself.
Eleni : So it turns out that 'advising us on our options' meant 'trying to shortsell us'.
Kataramene : I think I'd like to see it for myself, not least to find out what happened out there.
Damian : *sips wine* He seemed awfully eager to sell the property.
Polytropos : Hnh.
Eleni : How positively charming of the man.
Leonidas : Good man, *pats Espitor on the shoulder*
Epistor: I am just a humble slave, but I would guess that the property is worth five times what he offered.
Leonidas : *nods*
Polytropos : Ho!
Eleni : Well snooped, Epistor.
Kataramene : Given you made that on just wine sales alone from this property.
Leonidas : Always good to get multiple opinions before sellign anything.
Kataramene : *10% of that.
Polytropos : Well, then...
Epistor: You will want a property manager, of course. I could ask around, if you wish.
Eleni : What /did/ you see out there, Leo?
Leonidas : Anyhow, as I was saying...
Leonidas : I took a stroll around the area.
Kataramene : Of course, unless you would like to take on the role and hire an assistant. We will see.
Polytropos : May as well, Epistor. Means we don't jhave to wait if we decide to keep it.
Leonidas : The main building suffered a bit but is quite restorable, though it would cost some money to repair of course.
Leonidas : The other buildings and the olive groves are undamaged.
Leonidas : The olive groves look fairly well tended after.
Eleni : Anyone still residing on the land?
Kataramene : That makes repairing the olive press more ... pressing, I suppose.
Damian : *groans slightly*
Telemachus : ugh
Leonidas : Well, I ran into an old acquaintance of ours from the areana competition, one Saba I think his name was?
Kataramene : *smiles cheesily*
Leonidas : and he had some interesting things to share.
Damian : *throws a grape at Kat*
Eleni : Was he the Nubian?
Kataramene : *catches and pops it in her mouth*
Leonidas : Right, and he's headed back to his homeland.
Kataramene : It would have been nice for us all to get a chance to question him, no?
Leonidas : Though I did offer him work, if he wanted.
Eleni : Hm. No need to hold a grudge, I agree.
Polytropos : What was his tale?
Leonidas : He saw fire on the estate from a distance and a half a dozen hooded men disappear as he arrived.
Eleni : That /is/ quite a little bit immensely suspicious.
Damian : So the fire was deliberately set.
Leonidas : Given the care and traps of his former master, he thought it was likely the work of magic.
Leonidas : who apparently died in the blaze.
Kataramene : We could have found out a great deal, probably, from questioning him.
Damian : The master or the wizard?
Kataramene : Like what he knew about what they were drinking.
Kataramene : And where they might have got it from.
Leonidas : The attack could be linked to a parchment he left me, *passes it around*
Eleni : *Inspects it*
Eleni : His provider, it seems.
Damian : *reads over Eleni's shoulder*
Leonidas : He indeed knew they were being drugged up for the matches and that the drug was deadly to the drinker.
Leonidas : the price of the massive increase in strength.
Kataramene : *casts an eye over it when it gets to her*
Polytropos : I wonder if there's anything left in the ruins...
Eleni : I suppose we can leave that for the day after tomorrow.
Damian : Could be. I'd like to see that herb. Maybe I can make something that's not deadly to us.
Kataramene : We should all go and check. Who knows what Eleni might sense that Leo couldn't? Damian too for that matter.
Leonidas : From his tale and the letter, I would surmise the source of the drug got upset with the gladiator for shortchanging him and made an example of him for other potential clients.
Leonidas : Oh, another rather important note...
Kataramene : That's what occurred to me.
Eleni : That seems like a reasonable assumption.
Kataramene : Right....
Eleni : I wonder...
Polytropos : This letter sounds like it's more from an equal partner than a subordinate, yeah.
Leonidas : As I was leaving, I bumped into our little faery friend.
Polytropos : Oh yeah?
Damian : What'd he have to say?
Kataramene : *frowns*
Eleni : Hah. That little fellow...
Leonidas : Who said the big guy we pissed off was planning something bad for us and if we left the confines of the city we would be in imminent danger.
Eleni : Interesting.
Damian : We're always in imminent danger.
Eleni : The warning, and the fact he would bother to warn us, both.
Kataramene : Yes, I was already wondering why you thought it was sensible to go out there alone.
Leonidas : So a trip to the estates might prove interesting and informative, but would entail some potential risk perhaps.
Polytropos : Pah. We're heroes now.
Polytropos : He trifles with us at the risk of his own wossname.
Kataramene : We're /supposed/ to be a team.
Leonidas : And as our good steward already told us, the council fellow is not to be trusted at all and any offers should be treated with considerable skepticism.
Polytropos : Hrrrmmm...
Leonidas : He offered to check around for us with his sources which I encouraged before heading out.
Kataramene : We need to find some samples of writing.
Eleni : I wonder if Lamachus could possibly be involved in this.
Damian : I wouldn't put it past the councilor to rig the games.
Leonidas : The paper looks expensive, I'm sure not too many use such, might check with a local supplier.
Polytropos : I don't know about the *whole* Council... if they were totally corrupt they could have just taken the lands for themselves, right?
Eleni : Either being a partner of the supplier, or the supplier himself.
Polytropos : But wait, didn't Lamachus put us into digging into Eumenides in the first place?
Leonidas : Have you ever known a whole town council to agree on anything?
Eleni : That was Strato, I believe.
Leonidas : *laughs*
Kataramene : Do we have anything written by them still?
Polytropos : Oh, right.
Eleni : I don't think we do, no.
Kataramene : Hmm, shame.
Polytropos : Well... bah.
Epistor: *rubs forehead* You... you lead complicated lives, masters.
Kataramene : We should ask him to put his offer in writing.
Leonidas : Why not have a dinner or luncheon and invite some of them by note and ask for a written rvsp?
Leonidas : Could use it to discuss the land and what not?
Eleni : *Chuckles* I suppose we do, Epistor.
Damian : Sounds like a good idea, Leo.
Leonidas : Get some writting samples that way as well.
Eleni : And yes, we could do something like that, but there is no guarantee he won't just use a scribe.
Leonidas : or paper samples at least.
Kataramene : *sigh* Statues would have been so nice. One of each of us around the niches in the arena walls.
Polytropos : It's probly nothing. Just some foreign enemy.
Eleni : Some day, Kat!
Polytropos : And a councillor looking to snatch up a bargain
Leonidas : Oh
Leonidas : Almost forgot
Kataramene : I wonder, should we s.... what?
Polytropos : But then, we have seen nasty plots happening at the right hand of kings during our travels...
Leonidas : Theres a sorcer been hired to kill us.
Polytropos : Wait, what?
Leonidas : By the big guy as I remember.
Polytropos : How did you almost forget that?!
Kataramene : See, /this/ is another reason not to go off alone.
Eleni : That's quite a thing to forget, yes.
Leonidas : Ah well, you know with all that's going on.
Polytropos : Even so, man! Even so...
Eleni : You scatter brain, you.
Kataramene : You hear all sorts of stuff and then you don't tell us what we /really/ need to know.
Leonidas : the little faery told me about him.
Eleni : Who is this sorcerer?
Leonidas : Taffer, I think was the name.
Polytropos : Taffer.
Polytropos : ... what a strange name.
Telemachus : For future reference "A sourcerer has been hired to kill us" is the bit you should lead with
Eleni : ...are you qutie certain that was his name?
Leonidas : Then you wouldn't have paid attention to the other stuff.
Kataramene : For future reference, more than one of us should go together.
Leonidas : I sneak around better alone usually.
Polytropos : Sounds like... sounds foreign.
Kataramene : And you can still miss things.
Leonidas : *shrugs* I'm only human.

[Karvon]

Lazyzeus : We begin at the villa, on the morning of the Hekatombian Festival, a feast day sacred to the city's patron goddess, Hera. We can start the previous evening if you wanted to do something, but it was after sunset when we left off.

Epistor: Good morning, masters.
Eleni : Good morning, all!
Polytropos : Good morning!
Eleni : I hope you all prepared to feast.
Polytropos : Absolutely!
Leonidas : Indeed!
Kataramene : We need to make a good impression.
Andreas Appolodorus: I could eat a boar.
Damian : *gets ready*
Epistor: There is a gentleman who has asked to see you. *holds hand up over his mouth* He is a foreigner.
Eleni : You may just get he opportunity.
Kataramene : We have reputations to .... hmm?
Eleni : Hmmm. Shaba?
Damian : So, what do you all think?
Telemachus : Does he have a name?
Polytropos : It'll get you noticed, for sure.
Epistor: He did not leave his name, but I believe he is one of those fellows who sells in the High Market.
Eleni : I think you will send little children fleeing in terror.
Epistor: Shall I have him return on a more convenient date?
Damian : Good. That's what I was aiming for.
Kataramene : If it won't take long we can see him now?
Epistor: Very well.
Eleni : Let's see if it's urgent, yes.
Polytropos : It's not like the food'll run out.
Kataramene : One hundred cattle takes some eating.
Leonidas : *sits and watches*
Eleni : Be careful. Andreas might just take it as a challenge.

Egyptian Merchant: Greetings and honors to you.
Eleni : Ah. Good day, sir...?
Polytropos : Welcome to our house!
Kataramene : How can we assist?
Egyptian Merchant: I bring greetings also from esteemed governor, Imhotep, who holds you in high honor.
Egyptian Merchant: Also librarian Harkhebi, who sends his many honor as well.
Kataramene : Ahh! Well thank you.
Eleni : We remember them wel, and hope Ra-Kedet prospers.
Egyptian Merchant: I am ... how you say? Humble merchant. But also, sometimes emissary of mighty Pharaoh, may he rule a thousand years.
Polytropos : Yeees.
Kataramene : Then what can we do for your lord?
Egyptian Merchant: I hear story, of landholdings recently come into possession of mighty Greek heroes.
Eleni : That is correct.
Polytropos : News travels fast.
Egyptian Merchant: My masters, they seek place in Greece for position. How you say? Place of diplomacy.
Polytropos : Huh/
Kataramene : *lifts an eyebrow* Tell us more.
Eleni : Hm. An interesting notion.
Telemachus : An Embasy
Egyptian Merchant: Yes! Embassy. Thank you. My Greek is still poor.
Damian : Sounds like a good idea. Maintaining relations with a trade partner always is.
Eleni : Especially one so illustrious as Egypt.
Egyptian Merchant: I am empowered to make to you humble offer for property. Sum of golden coins.
Kataramene : You masters do know that the ... oh, I see.
Polytropos : Yeah...?
Kataramene : *looks at Epistor*
Egyptian Merchant: A hundred of thousands, for exchange.
Epistor: *eyes widen, coughs*
Eleni : ...hm.
Kataramene : *blinks a little*
Telemachus : *whisltes through his teeth*
Polytropos : ... hmmm.
Egyptian Merchant: Is humble offer. Please to consider.
Egyptian Merchant: You enjoy party today? I come visit tomorrow.
Kataramene : Umm... yes, certainly.
Damian : Thank you for the offer. May we discuss it and render our decision to you later?
Eleni : We shall do so Thank you.
Egyptian Merchant: Much honors.

Telemachus : huh.
Damian : I say take it.
Eleni : It /is/ tempting.
Polytropos : *rubs his chin, thinkin'.*
Kataramene : I'm just wondering why they want it.
Telemachus : I'm wondering why they're offtering *that* much
Kataramene : *nods at Telemarchus*
Polytropos : Crazy foreigners.
Telemachus : Seems like everyone's so desperate to get our little piece of argos..
Eleni : Hm-hm. It may still be wise to inspect the grounds, if there is more here than meets the eye...
Damian : *looks at Epistor* Epistor, what are your thoughts?
Kataramene : A foothold on local soil, perhaps, which might be a problem for us with the leaders here if we sell.
Andreas Appolodorus: Same here and we could perhaps rent it to them or others if need be.
Damian : We should definitely inspect the grounds.
Eleni : ...if nothing else, if there /is/, we could drive up the price.
Epistor: *rubs his forehead* It is a very large amount of money. You would become overnight one of the wealthiest houses in Argos.
Telemachus : And they just came right out with 100,000 wich means it's worth more than that, obviously.
Polytropos : Yeah, I don't like the idea of just handing over a piece of Greece to the Egyptians, for money.
Kataramene : Mmm.
Polytropos : I dunno.
Eleni : It's an embassy, Pol.
Telemachus : I doubt they'd import sand and start building pyramids on it.
Eleni : Not a polis.
Kataramene : They might have found it simpler to rent property in the city, though.
Damian : Well, we're not landers, so keeping it might not be the best idea.
Eleni : They clearly aren't lacking for funds.
Telemachus : You'd expect the city leaders would simply *grant* the egyptians some land for an embassy..
Kataramene : Yeah, which is why I think we need to be sure of why it's wanted.
Polytropos : Land's important.
Eleni : Well, you know Egyptians.
Telemachus : I'd rather have the land than the gold. Land makes money, gold don't make land.
Eleni : They do like to appear as grandiose as possible.
Polytropos : Be surprised if there was something about the land itself. I mean, the Egyptian's from across the sea and he knows something about it that we don't?
Polytropos : Don't make sense.
Kataramene : I'm with you there.
Leonidas : *shrugs*
Eleni : Having a whole splendid villa out in the country for an embassy looks a lot more impressive than a little office on the acropolis.
Andreas Appolodorus: Keep the land!
Polytropos : Eh.
Kataramene : Let's go to the festival and think on it.
Eleni : Yes! Festivities.
Polytropos : We can get back to him after having a look at it, true. Maybe it will be too much bother for us to look after it.
Epistor: Is there anything we should do while you are visiting the festival, masters?
Melina: *looks hopeful*
Polytropos : You could... go... to the festival...?
Kataramene : We are new to this whole commerce thing, any information you can come up with - or notice of people we could ask ourselves - would be nice, but first you should enjoy yourselves to.
Melina: *claps her hands*
Eleni : Feel free to spend the day as you like, yes!
Epistor: *allows a small smile* As you will, masters.
Kataramene : No one should miss a festival!
Polytropos : It's for everyone, right?
Epistor: We will of course behave in a manner consistent with the dignity of hte house. *stern look at Melina*
Eleni : I do believe that is the idea.
Damian : Go enjoy yourselves.
Telemachus : You'll have to find the dignity of the house first..
Eleni : I was about to say...
Kataramene : *momentary look of concern* I hope the threat to us won't pass to them too.
Kataramene : *pops on mask*
Damian : They have no obvious ties to us, only the estate, so they should be fine.
Polytropos : It's a holy festival! Who'd be crazy enough to risk Hera's wrath by messing up her holy day?
Telemachus : They belong to the city still anyway..
Eleni : It's doubtful they'd recognize our /servants/...
Polytropos : Bark!
Eleni : Gibber.

Lazyzeus : The High City is all but deserted, but you can hear a great din of activity coming from the Low City.

Eleni : *Produces her glowy staff, just 'cause*
Telemachus : We should have gotten Aias a mask
Eleni : Hm. We considered getting him a human mask, but decided that would just be disturbing.
Eleni : Actually, any kind of mask would be fairly disturbing.
Kataramene : Could have got him one to look like Damian and him in reverse.
Eleni : Octopus-bear. Skull-bear.
Polytropos : Who'd you annoy to get this guard detail, lads?
Argosian Guard: Ha. Morning detail is fine, most of the fun is at night anyway.
Polytropos : Smart.
Eleni : Owl-bear! Now that would just be weird.
Kataramene : *heads to wards the sound of merriment*
Damian : *breathes heavily*
Masked Celebrant: Aww, blast it!
Polytropos : Ha ha.
Masked Celebrant: *yanks off his mask* He said this mask would be unique!
Leonidas : *strums harp*
Masked Celebrant: Look around!
Eleni : Merchants lie. They do that.
Kataramene : IT seems some were conned!
Masked Celebrant: I don't even know what this...this is supposed to be!
Polytropos : There's a lot of squid on offer today.
Eleni : *Chuckles*
Damian : *leans towards Eleni and whispers* It looks better on you anyway.
Eleni : Well, that just goes without saying.
Polytropos : My keen wolf senses smell food!
Damian : *chuckles*
Kataramene : What's this?
Eleni : What a lovely thing to hear!
Damian : Don't mind if I do.
Polytropos : *grabs a chunk of meat, and starts chewing under his mask.*
Damian : *fills a mug*
Eleni : *Wraps her tentacles around the mead* Hm. Tricky.
Polytropos : Praische Hewa!
Polytropos : *chew chew*
Peleus: Hail, skull man!
Kataramene : *raises her mug* This could be fun.
Eleni: *Burp*
Masked Celebrant: Ha, what a wonderful bear costume!
Damian : *grabs two slices of meat and starts to eat one and throws the other at Aias*
Telemachus: *Burp*
Polytropos: *Burp*
Eleni : Very convincing, isn't it?
Damian : *to Pelieus* Hail!
Telemachus : Ohh that's fine. Strong too.
Eleni : *Pats Aias* It's actually two dwarves, but don't tell anyone.
Kataramene: *Burp*
Damian : *lifts mask slightly to take a drink*
Kataramene : Ooo, heady.
Damian: *Burp*
Leonidas : *samples the ales on offer*
Polytropos : Heyo, Mr. Arena Man.
Peleus: So I've heard that there might be a new gladiator school opening before too long.
Damian : Ah, good stuff!
Eleni : Oh yes?
Eleni : *Grabs some boar*
Polytropos : Not many of those around these days, are there?
Peleus: Indeed, it's the talk of the arena.
Polytropos : *chew chew.*
Telemachus : *helps himself to a rediculous amount of meat*
Eleni : The crowd will welcome new blood after what happened to Eumenius, I'm sure.
Damian : *fills a bowl and puts it down in front of Aias* Yes, you can have some today, my friend, just don't over indulge. I'd hate for you to try and put your arm around Pol again.
Peleus: Nay. I know you not, masked fellows, but it's said a band of champions has taken over the property of the late Eumenius. *finger to the side of his nose*
Andreas Appolodorus: * Grab a large chunk of meat *
Kataramene : *nabs some of the boar meat, and nibbles on it while drinking* So that's who it will be?
Masked Celebrant: *drunkenly leans on Damian* This is... this is the best day of my life! My life!
Andreas Appolodorus: * Try to eat with the mask on *
Polytropos : Hm. What'll happen if that doesn't work out? Are there other gladiator schools...?
Telemachus: *Burp*
Damian : *slaps the man on the back* I know, right?
Leonidas : *strums harp*
Peleus: Most contestants are just independent fighters seeking fame. Who knows, perhaps a new champion will rise up to earn the fame of the crowd!
Andreas Appolodorus: Students will come to us we got the trophy remember.
Polytropos : Crazier things have happened...
Eleni : Lots of new folks trickling in, along with foreign trade.
Masked Celebrant: *points Damian in the chest* I've always liked you. You're okay. You're real okay.
Kataramene : Oh yes. Crazier.
Eleni : Bound to be a few with ambitions.
Polytropos: *Burp*
Andreas Appolodorus: I need more wine.
Eleni : Making friends?
Polytropos : Cheers!
Damian : *gently turns the man towards the casks and pushes him* Thank you kindly. Here, have another drink on me.
Andreas Appolodorus: *Burp*
Kataramene : Hail, mister .... *appears to be at a loss for a description* That's an intriguing mask.
Masked Celebrant: *burps* Yes, another drink. Need another drink!
Damian : *keg, not casks.
Andreas Appolodorus: Ah ah
Eleni : Hehe. I think he might have had enough already.
Telemachus: *Burp*
Damian : *grabs some more boar and shares with Aias*
Eleni : Quite an accomplishment, to be that drunk before noon.
Telemachus: *Burp*
Damian : Shh! If he drinks enough, he'll pass out.
Eleni : Either he can't take his drink, or he started really early.
Polytropos : Wonder what else is around?
Kataramene : It shows! Is that your work?
Eleni : Let's see!
Andreas Appolodorus: Hey don't eat all the boar!
Damian : There's plenty more, even for one with your stomach, Andreas.
Eleni : Ah! Master Polykleitos.
Kataramene : Only in a good way, I hope?
Polytropos : Guh.
Andreas Appolodorus: What about my stomach?
Damian : *chews on some boar*
Eleni : I should have known you would have something unique. We didn't have much time to prepare, alas.
Leonidas : *smiles*
Eleni : Another one who got an early start!
Leonidas : *grabs some meat to gnaw on*
Polytropos : Cheers!
Kataramene : And to you!
Andreas Appolodorus: * grab anoher chunk of meat and eat it *

Lamachus: Ah, Argos's heroes!
Lamachus: Enjoying the festival?
Polytropos : Of cour- wow.
Kataramene : So far! *lifts mug*
Eleni : Very much so.
Leonidas : *smiles*
Damian : *calls to Andreas* You could give Aias a run for his money at meal time, Andreas!
Leonidas : *nods*
Kataramene : Ooo, that's a rather nice mask.
Eleni : That is a very interesting glamour you have on that crown, there.
Lamachus: I hope you have had some time to consider my offer. It is bad luck to discuss business on festival day, but I hope we can speak more in the future.
Wealthy Woman: Hmm. What... common... masks.
Eleni : Well, we might have had a better offer....
Chionides: Now now, don't be rude.
Kataramene : We are taking the day to think through our options, being new to the ....
Polytropos : We're uncommon folk enough, madam!
Kataramene : *looks at the woman*
Lamachus: Better? Hmm. Well I hope you don't do anything hasty. Good to have friends in your home city.
Lamachus: Enjoy yourselves, the mead is excellent this year.
Eleni : Good to have friends all around. But yes!
Polytropos : Cheers!

Leonidas : *strums harp*
Polytropos : That was a little ominous.
Kataramene : Hmm.
Eleni : He is definitely my least favourite council member.
Masked Celebrant : The priests! The priests arrive!
Telemachus : Didn't know Lamachus was a mage.
Kataramene : I don't think we've come this far to begin listening to threats.
Polytropos : Ooo! Priests!
Kataramene : Veiled though they may be.
Masked Celebrant : *applause and shouts of greeting*
Polytropos : Where are they?
Kataramene : Coming from the temple?
Polytropos : Smart thinking!
Eleni : Of course.
Polytropos : *gets a refill.*
Eleni : *Adds to the clamour by tapping her staff against the cobbles*
Masked Priestess : Hail and well met! Citizens of Argos!
Damian : *grabs some more meat*
Damian : *and a refill*
Masked Priestess : The blessings of our great goddess be upon you all this day!
Polytropos: *Burp*
Masked Celebrant: We love the goddess!
Kataramene : Oh that's a pretty mask!
Polytropos : *cheers!*
Masked Celebrant: We love you, Ligeia!
Polytropos : Can't hold his *hic!* mead.
Masked Priest : All right, that's enough, citizen, make room. *drags the man back*
Masked Celebrant : We ... *hic* Love you!
Eleni : Ooh. Someone got a little over-enthousiastic.
Damian : *leans on staff and idly scratches Aias' ears*
Kataramene : As long as no one gets carried away.
Polytropos : I think he's going to need to be carried away.
Masked Priestess : Let us all thank the goddess for our good fortune this year, and pray for equal success in the next.
Polytropos : Huzzah!
Masked Priestess : Please, all, enjoy yourselves. Eat, drink, be merry!
Eleni : And what a year it's been!
Kataramene : I can drink to that!
Masked Priestess: I greet you.
Masked Priestess: You are newcomers to our fair city, I believe.
Eleni : Greetings, priestess.
Eleni : And relatively speaking, yes.
Polytropos : We've made ourselves at home!
Eleni : But I like to think it has become our home in short order.
Masked Priestess: Indeed. I recall a certain ritual, and a favor that was done for us.
Kataramene : With hopes of becoming more established.
Kataramene : Indeed!
Masked Priestess: I regret that we have not had an opportunity to speak further since that day.
Eleni : One we can never truly repay. At what cost the life of a friend, after all?
Masked Priestess: *nods* Well spoken.
Telemachus : *shuffles feet somewhat awkwardly*
Masked Priestess: I hope that you will come and take part in the services at the temple some day soon.
Polytropos : Good idea!
Masked Priestess: We are all joined by our service to the goddess, after all.
Kataramene : We would be honoured.
Leonidas : *smiles*
Masked Priestess: Please, enjoy yourselves.
Leonidas : *strums harp*
Polytropos : Cheers!
Eleni : We have had little time since we last spoke, always being out on some task for the Council or other. But hopefully, we will have the chance soon.
Eleni : Thank you!
Lazyzeus : The priests go through the crowd, talking with people and offering blessings.
Polytropos : It's a friendly city.
Eleni : What a friendly reminder of our debts.
Polytropos : What?
Polytropos : Oh yeah...
Kataramene : I think Eleni is more on the mark.
Polytropos : Huh.
Masked Celebrant: Did you see that? She touched my chiton!
Polytropos : Well, free drinks.
Peleus: Have another drink, friend.
Damian : *shrugs*
Eleni : Hmm. Doesn't mean she wasn't polite about it, mind.
Kataramene : Let's not let things spoil the fun, yes!
Eleni : Indeed, Pol. Hurray for you.
Polytropos : Yeah!
Damian : *tosses a piece of boar to Aias and grabs some cheese and fruit*
Kataramene : *chuckles a little*
Polytropos : Cheers!

Eleni : Greetings? Greetings!
Argosian Officer: I am sorry to interrupt your merriment, but the Council has asked that you come at once.
Kataramene : A fine day to relax should not be missed.
Kataramene : ....
Eleni : Have they, really? What a bother.
Telemachus : That's odd.
Eleni : Did they mention why?
Leonidas : hmm
Argosian Officer: *glances around* Best not to speak of it here.
Argosian Officer: Will you come?
Telemachus : Well lets get going
Kataramene : *sigh* Let's hope it's important.
Damian : *finishes off an apple and tosses the core to Aias* We'll be along shortly.
Eleni : It better be...
Leonidas : or at least profitable.
Polytropos : Huh...
Andreas Appolodorus: Give me an Apple Damian.
Polytropos : See you at the meeting? *waves at Lamachus.*
Kataramene : *sets her mug down and tucks her mask under her arm*
Andreas Appolodorus: Oh?
Eleni : ...hm.

Strato: Thank you, captain.
Leonidas : *smiles*
Eleni : A curiously-timed summons, I must say.
Strato: Thank you for coming. I apologize for interrupting you at the festival.
Damian : *gestures at Aias to wait by the door*
Polytropos : *toasts the Council.*
Kataramene : We thought it must be important for you to do that.
Eleni : I'm sure it is with good reason.
Pelopidas: The work of ruling the city does not end because of a mark on the calendar.
Strato: Ah, Councilor Lamachus. Good of you to join us.
Damian : Unfortunately it does not, councilor.
Lamachus: What news?
Strato: *Turns to Pelopidas*
Kataramene : *disappointment in her expression*
Pelopidas: The dread warlord Charidemos has been spotted traveling alone in the region a few days west of the city.
Polytropos : Who...?
Lamachus: Charidemos? Not the butcher of Arcadia?
Eleni : ...curious timing indeed.
Kataramene : Wh... what?
Polytropos : Oh, that Charidemos. Right. Yes.
Strato: *waves a hand* It is not a surprise you have not heard of him.
Damian : *snorts at Pol's remark*
Polytropos : *mask hiding a shifty look.*
Strato: He was a notorious villain who commanded a small army that conducted raids stretching from Corinth to Arcadia.
Strato: He dropped out of sight about ten years ago.
Pelopidas: But Argosians have long memories.
Pelopidas: He was spotted traveling alone, but he may be up to something.
Kataramene : Highly suspicious that he emerges now.
Damian : He could be looking at the lay of the land for more raids.
Strato: He is a very dangerous man, and must be brought to justice.
Eleni : Spotted by who?
Pelopidas: A merchant who has done much business with the Council. A trusted informant.
Eleni : After so long, it would be easy to believe this was some completely different scoundrel trying to make a name for himself in the worst possible way.
Pelopidas: The merchant recognized his face. The man did not announce his name, but even after ten years, the fellow was certain.
Damian : Or his son trying to carry on the family name, sort-to-speak.
Polytropos : What better way to mark the festival than to bring such a man to justice, though!
Kataramene : That's true.
Strato: You raise good points; it could be a case of mistaken identity; however, we cannot miss this chance.
Kataramene : Where was he spotted, exactly?
Strato: If we send out the Guard, Charidemos would likely hear of it and depart back into whatever hole he came from.
Eleni : And so... us.
Pelopidas: He was spotted traveling along the Arcadian Road west of the city.
Kataramene : Which means we need to depart surrepticiously too.
Strato: You have done much for the city, but I am compelled to ask more of you.
Telemachus : We'll have to hurry if we want to catch up to him
Pelopidas: I can see you out the West Gate without undue notice.
Eleni : *Sighs* I suppose so.
Eleni : A shame we will have to miss the night feast.
Lamachus: It seems you have matters well in hand, Strato.
Polytropos : We'll expect a hero's welcome if we return with him!
Strato: We will save you some mead.
Damian : *shakes head*
Kataramene : We need to go and fetch our equipment, but could meet at the west gate.
Pelopidas: Very well.
Telemachus : Do you want him whole or just the head?
Strato: Alive, preferably.
Damian : We'll do our best, councilor.
Lamachus: *nods* A trial and public execution would be popular with the people.
Strato: Good, good. Thank you.
Eleni : Let us get out of these festival clothes, then.
Polytropos : To the villa!
Kataramene : Swiftly then?
Strato: Pelopidas, would you prepare the men, so they know to leave the West gate clear?
Polytropos : *hands the Officer the last of his mead.*
Strato: A moment.
Polytropos : Oh?
Polytropos : We'll let the others know!

Leonidas : *strums harp*
Polytropos : Ah. Wow, news really does travel fast.
Polytropos : *nodnod.*
Telemachus : ..Of course
Polytropos : But first, justice!
Polytropos : *straps on his breastplate.*
Kataramene : *gets booted, suited, and ready to go*
Leonidas : *sorts thru pack*
Damian : *sniffs belt* Ugh! Still, it comes in handy. *straps it on*
Kataramene : *pauses and slaps forehead* We didn't ask what he looks like.
Damian : The guards should know.
Polytropos : We can ask on the way out, yeah!
Telemachus : We'll ask on the way out
Kataramene : Onward then!
Polytropos : That said, all of us against one man seems a bit much. Maybe we can give him the option to duel one of us.
Damian : That's assuming it's just one man, Pol.
Eleni : Remember!
Polytropos : Well, yeah.
Telemachus : We're trying to *Capture* him Pol
Eleni : We have a nasty surprise waiting for us outside the gates, allegedly.
Kataramene : That doesn't mean we can't challenge him.
Polytropos : We know...
Telemachus : To which ends, everyone try not to cut off anything important
Eleni : Just making sure we are all prepared for an ambush.
Polytropos : By the way, Strato wants to talk to us about the Egyptian offer.
Eleni : Strato? Hm.
Kataramene : Oh right, we can ask later.
Polytropos : All these... politics.
Damian : Wait, Kat.
Damian : Okay.
Kataramene : Oh! Thank you.

Lazyzeus : Pelopidas meets you and escorts you to the West Gate, where the usual guards are absent. He gives you a detailed description of the warlord, so you can recognize him on sight. You head out along the road, the walls of the city falling into the distance behind you...

Taffrir : Ho, villain!
Leonidas : some little dude ahead
Taffrir : I would have words with thee!
Damian : Who's a villan?
Polytropos : Aw...
Kataramene : What now?
Eleni : My, my.
Telemachus : Is he really small, or far away?
Damian : Size doesn't mean anything, Tel. But he's really small.
Taffrir : Come forth and face your doom bravely, less I deem thee craven!
Eleni : And who is this? Telemerion's big brother?
Telemachus : Thats usually something small people say.
Taffrir : Know that it is Taffrir the Mighty that you face!
Telemachus : Look we're in a rush
Kataramene : So.
Taffrir: Ho, so you cower behind primitive magic!
Andreas Appolodorus: Show your worst!
Kataramene : Would you know anything about a merchant telling the city about a threat near here?
Telemachus : What exactly do you want?
Damian : We're Greeks, not Createns.
Taffrir: You should have thought of that before you offended the great Silenus!
Eleni : There's /nothing/ primitive about my magic, I assure you.
Taffrir: I seek your doom, brute! A doom you have brought upon yourselves!
Taffrir: Your hubris has brought you low, for now you face utter destruction!
Telemachus : We really havn't done anything lately.
Damian : So you're not smart enough to think for yourself?
Andreas Appolodorus: What nonsense is that?
Eleni : Verily, we are brought low by your monologuing prowess.
Telemachus : And we're in a * hurry* there's an actual villian that needs catching.
Kataramene : The question remains, have you told a merchant to tell us that there's a warlord stalking the road?
Taffrir: Bah! Your crimes are well-known within the fey community!
Taffrir: I care nothing for your petty human chores. I have been set to right a great injustice!
Damian : Crimes? Your kin were the ones that attacked first.
Eleni : And here I was under the impression that nobody liked Silenius.
Kataramene : Look. You wait here and we'll come and talk about it when we're done, yes?
Taffrir: I will give you a few moments to prepare for death. Pray to those gods you venerate, or clasp each other one last time in brotherhood. Destruction will commence shortly.
Eleni : Have we found his one nobly, tiresome defender?
Taffrir: *aside* Yes, I see you.
Telemachus : Lets just keep walking.
Taffrir : Now! Powers of the wood, I command you, rise up! Smite these blackguards!
Kataramene : ...
Eleni : ...yes?
Damian : *looks at the fey.
Polytropos : Erk!
Eleni : Ah, there we go.
Telemachus : I *told* you to keep walking.
Kataramene : Whu..
Taffrir : Servants of the fey! Come at my call!
Taffrir : You dare strike at me?
Polytropos : Nrgh.
Leonidas : gah
Taffrir : This is not done between us, mortals!
Eleni : How vexing.
Kataramene : Where did the little sod go?
Polytropos : Knew I shoulda stabbed him straight off.
Damian : Run away, you bastard!

Telemachus : *blinks*
Eleni : I think I far prefer Telemerion.
Telemachus : Where'd all the flaming demon skulls go?
Kataramene : Leo and Tel seemed a bit upset.
Leonidas : *mutters*
Damian : Hold, Pol.
Andreas Appolodorus: Thank you.
Polytropos : Well, if that was the assassin after us, I think I'll sleep easy.
Eleni : Magic-induced panic attacks.
Eleni : Nasty things.
Leonidas : Thanks
Kataramene : Sleep easy when he can make trees attack?
Damian : *taps helmet* I knew there was a reason I kept this ugly thing.
Telemachus : *grumbles*
Telemachus : come on get a move on we wasted enough time

Polytropos : Hades' dogs!
Eleni : Oh... dear.
Eleni : Damian!
Argosian Officer: *gasping up blood*
Eleni : This one still breatheS.
Kataramene : Are you alright?
Leonidas : *examines*
Argosian Officer: *breathes easier* Thank you.
Eleni : What happened here?
Argosian Officer: We... we met him on the road.
Andreas Appolodorus: We lost many men.
Damian : *examines the man's wounds*
Kataramene : This is the Chlamidia fellow?
Argosian Officer: He didn't speak. He was just a peasant. He had no armor, no weapons, only an old knife.
Polytropos : This one doesn't look like a soldier, even.
Kataramene : And he did this?
Argosian Officer: He killed Darius with a single blow. We stabbed him... again... again...
Leonidas : *listens*
Argosian Officer: He killed my entire patrol. Almost killed me as well.
Kataramene : Oh, you mean that fellow over there?
Telemachus : Must have been some serious magic..
Argosian Officer: We stabbed him... he wouldn't go down... wouldn't go down.
Kataramene : He looks just like a farmer.
Eleni : ...did you get him in the end?
Eleni : Or... did he just... collapse?
Eleni : Like his heart gave out?
Argosian Officer: I just kept stabbing... kept on stabbing.
Kataramene : What Eleni asked is important.
Polytropos : This little man killed all these warriors?
Argosian Officer: He didn't cry out, or speak.
Kataramene : Was it a blow of yours that killed him, or did he just fall.
Damian : *looks over at the bodies* I think that's a farmer, Pol.
Polytropos : Not according to that man's testimony!
Argosian Officer: *looks up at Eleni* I don't know. We hit him so many times... he was bleeding... I crawled over here.
Telemachus : He's *dressed* as a farmer.
Eleni : I see...
Argosian Officer: No man should have been able to take so many hits...
Damian : That's the man? Interesting.
Kataramene : *looks at Eleni*
Polytropos : *looks at the man's face.*
Argosian Officer: We didn't know... how could we have known?
Kataramene : Could that potion have reached this warlord fellow?
Polytropos : I don't think he's the one we're after.
Damian : *helps the officer up* Can you make it back to town?
Argosian Officer: I... I think so.
Argosian Officer: You... you are magi?
Leonidas : How did the battle start?
Eleni : *Investigates the scene for any traces of magic*
Damian : I'm not, but my friend is. *gestures at Eleni*
Kataramene : He just attacked them, Leo.
Argosian Officer: *blinks as Leonidas appears*
Argosian Officer: He didn't say anything, he just stabbed Darius in the throat with that tiny knife.
Leonidas : hmm
Argosian Officer: He fought like a demon. Like a demon...
Kataramene : Have you looked at the knife, Eleni?
Damian : We faced similar foes.
Argosian Officer: I have to report in what happened.
Eleni : *Checks the knife, as well*
Damian : *nods* Fair travels to you.
Leonidas : *nods*
Kataramene : Yes, move as quickly as you can.
Argosian Officer: *looks at his sword and shield, finally leaves them and walks away half in a daze*

Polytropos : I don't know how he's going to explain this one.
Damian : *to Eleni* Anything?
Kataramene : It does sound awfully like the way the gladiators acted.
Polytropos : *'borrows' a sword*
Eleni : Everything on him seems quite mundane...
Leonidas : *looks around*
Telemachus : Arlight come on.
Telemachus : They made a lot of noise
Telemachus : some of them even tuanted us
Damian : Do you think he used a similar potion to the gladiators?
Eleni : It may have been what we suspect. A much more potent version of... that, yes.
Polytropos : The hunt's on!
Eleni : But why this man?
Kataramene : *looks grim*

Leonidas : *frowns at the distant rising smoke*
Telemachus : I see smoke up ahead
Eleni : Did they give it to him and just... send him in this direction?
Kataramene : It says there's a village ahead.
Kataramene : I've a bad feeling about this.
Damian : If you want to sow chaos, there's no better way.
Polytropos : This man must be some sort of butcher.
Eleni : Passed through here as well, clearly..
Leonidas : *looks around*
Kataramene : What!
Kataramene : *pants* He just attacked me.
Leonidas : that fella looked a bit crazed.
Eleni : Hah... gods... where whas he hiding?
Damian : I saw.
Telemachus : The merchant killed his own guards?
Kataramene : Ran from round there.
Telemachus : and his *ox*?
Leonidas : maybe he thought we were looting his wagon?
Polytropos : We'd better hurry. This is heading for a village!
Polytropos : Well, you did sort of loot the wagon...
Damian : No, he was craxed.
Kataramene : I didn't touch it!
Polytropos : Not you!
Leonidas : *shrugs*
Telemachus : just.. dont eat or drink anything..
Eleni : Sound advice.

Kataramene : Augh, more.
Damian : And stop getting hit!
Kataramene : Don't kill him!
Leonidas : instead of killing, might wanna try subduing.
Eleni : I'm not sure what else we /can/ do.
Polytropos : He's as strong as a bull!
Telemachus : YOU TRY IT
Kataramene : *tries to grapple*
Telemachus : It's damned hard to subdue someone who;s making a serious go of killing you.
Andreas Appolodorus: Any way to stop them without killing them?
Eleni : *Sighs* I've no kind of spell to restrain him; not anything this wild, anyway.
Kataramene : I couldn't get a grip on him.
Polytropos : I tried, and he beat me near bloody for it. He's barely a man!
Kataramene : He fought as strongly as any veteran of a hundred wars might.
Leonidas : he have any sort of marks of injury like a bit or something?
Damian : *examines the body*
Kataramene : *blinks for a moment* There will be children in that village.
Polytropos : Not if we don't hurry there won't be.

Lazyzeus : You find no wounds on the man, or other odd markings. No wounds other than those you inflicted, that is.

Telemachus : Yeah I hacked his head halfway off
Eleni : ...yes.
Leonidas : Hope they aren't as tough.
Polytropos : It's like Ares has entered these people.
Kataramene : *glares at Leo*
Damian : *looks at the club and then the sheep* He must have killed his sheep. But why?
Eleni : If someone unleashed this deliberately...
Eleni : *Shakes her head* I can't even imagine...
Telemachus : They're like rabid dogs
Telemachus : vicous without a reason
Kataramene : Let's move.
Polytropos : Well, there's this man called 'the Butcher' we're chasing. Who knows if that's relevant.
Kataramene : He was on his own, but carrying what?
Damian : I'm sure there's a reason, Tel.
Telemachus : No sane one
Damian : Oh, I can think of one.

Kataramene : Oh no.
Polytropos : Dead. More than one attacker, I-
Polytropos : By the gods.
Leonidas : someone didn't like this guy
Eleni : ....it seems just as bad as I feared.
Kataramene : This is just farmers. Can you imagine what would happen if whatever causes this reaches warriors?
Polytropos : Is anyone alive?!
Leonidas : *checks buildings*
Eleni : They would call Greece the Wasteland of Madmen.
Telemachus : What if they spread the madness to a city?

Lazyzeus : You find no survivors or other afflicted people in the village.

Polytropos : That's not going to happen!
Kataramene : Is there any sign of people leaving?
Eleni : Right by the stream... I wonder...
Telemachus : What if it's a sickness and the guard we sent back has it...
Polytropos : *looks for signs of travel.*
Telemachus : what if we have it..
Polytropos : Nothing I see...
Kataramene : You think it could have come down in the stream?
Damian : *examines the water*
Polytropos : Hm.
Polytropos : There is a way to follow the stream.
Damian : The water looks fine.
Polytropos : And I don't see tracks going this way.
Kataramene : Perhaps follow the stream?
Polytropos : This way, then!
Andreas Appolodorus: What could cause this madness?
Damian : Any number of things, Andreas.
Leonidas : *Wanders along behind*
Polytropos : We may be soon to learn!
Andreas Appolodorus: Any number is hard to stop.
Damian : I bet it's that warlord. A scared and confused people are easier to attack.

Kataramene : There!
Charidemos : On your lives, keep your distance!
Eleni : ...Charidemos?
Polytropos : Or what?
Kataramene : He fits the description.
Charidemos: *throws down his stick* I will not resist you.
Damian : Hmm. This isn't what I expected.
Leonidas : *looks around*
Polytropos : There's a trial awaiting you in Argos, man.
Kataramene : What is it you know about this ... *indicates the villager*
Telemachus : What the hells did you do to these people?
Andreas Appolodorus: He seems able to overcome the "curse" and speak.
Eleni : Explain yourself.
Polytropos : ... eh?
Kataramene : *tilts her head* What are you talking about?
Charidemos: You know who I am?
Kataramene : We do.
Leonidas : *listens*
Eleni : ...Ares... *¨sighs*
Damian : The God of war?
Eleni : I suppose this sounds like him.
Charidemos: Then you know that I was--am--an evil man. A man of violence.
Kataramene : Your reputation precedes you, yes.
Charidemos: Ten years ago I had a revelation. I put down my sword, and became a laborer at the temple of Apollo in Bassae.
Charidemos: I thought I could maybe... I don't know. I thought maybe I could put something on the other side of the scale.
Damian : Ares disapproved?
Charidemos: I defied him. There were opportunities... my former life called to me.
Kataramene : *frowns beneath the stoney skin*
Eleni : And so... this?
Charidemos: Finally Ares struck me with a curse: all normal people I encounter, common folk, they are infused with the skill and rage I left behind.
Charidemos: It did not affect the priests at the temple, but petitioners came... they went mad and killed most of the priests.
Charidemos: Since then I have been fleeing... I have tried to avoid people...
Charidemos: *looks at the dead villager* I have failed.
Damian : We can't risk taking you back to Argos with your curse. Can it be lifted?
Charidemos: I was trying to journey to the Oracle of Delphi, to see how the curse might be removed.
Charidemos: But no matter which way I turn, there are people. Almost as if Ares is placing them in my path...
Kataramene : Hnn.
Charidemos: Perhaps it is best if you do what you came here to do.
Polytropos : Hnh.
Charidemos: I wish no more blood on my hands.
Polytropos : How far is Delphi, still?
Eleni : Delphi...
Charidemos: *blinks suddenly, and topples over onto his back*
Polytropos : Hey...
Kataramene : *moves forward*
Eleni : *Frowns*

Lazyzeus : The former warlord is asleep; he does not seem to be harmed but doesn't wake when you prod him.

Polytropos : *nudge*
Telemachus : .. huh.
Kataramene : *leans down to examine him*
Polytropos : *unhappy frown*

Youth : He but sleeps.
Polytropos : We were going to get a heroes' welcome-
Kataramene : *looks at the "youth" *
Eleni : ...Delphi is across the Corinthian gulf. Across the densest part of Greece.
Youth : Charidemos's redemption lies not quite so far away, Eleni.
Polytropos : Oh. Well, that's not happening, then, is it.
Youth : The question is, would you seek it?
Polytropos : *squints at the youth.*
Polytropos : What do you know?
Eleni : ...and how do you know my name?
Youth : *smiles, waves a hand* Perhaps you know me by another name...
Kataramene : *looks down at the old warrior* This isn't an end I'd like, so y.... didn't we see you before?
Polytropos : *gape*
Kataramene : *blinks and bows low*
Damian : *bows*
Telemachus : *slightly stunned silence*
Hermes : I offer the same question. Would you seek the redemption of this man, knowing it will antagonize one of my brothers?
Polytropos : *looks at the others, unsure.*
Damian : No others should die for this man's sins.
Hermes: *looks down at the dead villager, shakes his head*
Kataramene : *bites her lip a little* We did service once to the same brother, but there's no honour in what happened here.
Eleni : *Brow knit* He was punished by trying to do good, if all he said was true.
Hermes : Well spoken, Kataramene.
Hermes : I take no sides, of course. I only offer this comment:
Hermes : Upon the slopes of Mount Kyllini, a few days walk to the northeast of here, there is a pool.
Hermes : The pool is guarded by an Oread. If you win her favor, she will let you pass.
Hermes : Any man who bathes in the waters shall have any curse purged from him... even if placed by a god.
Hermes: *turns back a moment*
Polytropos : *looks down at Charidemos.*
Kataramene : He must still stand for what he did, but ... *looks too*
Hermes : I should note, however, that the warlord Draco has placed his army upon the approached of the mountain.
Hermes : Coincidence? Doubtful.
Polytropos : Augh.
Hermes : Fare you well, mortals.

Eleni : Ha... things couldn't possibly be easy, could they?
Damian : There wouldn't be ballards if they were.
Polytropos : Well. If his army is just men, I fancy our chances./
Eleni : Well. What are we going to do?
Damian : *ballads. I can't spell today.
Telemachus : If we cure the curse what would we do with him afterwards?
Damian : Take him back to Argos.
Kataramene : We'll miss our appointments, but I don't .... we can't do that.
Telemachus : where he'll be tried and executed?
Eleni : Were you not paying attention, Damian?
Kataramene : We've already been forced to do harm because of this, we can't take him like this or we will do more in Argos when we do.
Damian : *shrugs* We can plead for his mercy.
Eleni : If we take him back to Argos, the whole city will erupt in an orgy of blood and murder.
Damian : I meant after his curse was lifted.
Telemachus : *AFTER* we cure him

Charidemos: *stirs* What... what happened?

Polytropos : Seems there's a choice, old man.
Polytropos : Either we kill you here, or we fight through a warlord's men to get you to a sacred pool on Mount Kylini.
Charidemos: The road to Delphi... there are many villages, many settlements. Too many travelers.
Charidemos: Kyllini?
Kataramene : Yes, Kyllini.
Telemachus : If we chose to do so.
Telemachus : what would we do with him afterwards.
Kataramene : He'll stand for his crimes.
Damian : *looks at Tel* I'm glad somebody understands me.
Telemachus : he'll be tried and executed.
Kataramene : If the gods wish him to remain free they'll see fit to provide for his defence.
Eleni : I'm not sure what that accomplishes.
Polytropos : *looks to Charidemos.* Any thoughts?
Eleni : Apart from satisying people's vindictiveness.
Damian : If he stands trial, there's a chance for mercy.
Telemachus : We might as well lop his head off now if that's the plan
Telemachus : save carving a path through that army.
Kataramene : Maybe .... but I'm curious about the pool regardless.
Charidemos: I do not crave death. I wish only to return to my life at the temple, where I was just Demos.
Charidemos: But if you would have me return to Argos to face death, I shall do so.
Eleni : It would hardly be a lie to say that Charidemos is dead.
Charidemos: But I will only go to the city if the curse is lifted.
Kataramene : Besides, we have ... *nods at Eleni*
Damian : True. I have no problems with returning him to the temple if the priests there vouch for his behavior.
Charidemos: You mentioned another warlord?
Kataramene : Drake.
Polytropos : Draco? Something like that.
Kataramene : Possibly?
Charidemos: Ah, Draco. Ares plays another joke upon me.
Eleni : Yes.
Polytropos : You know the man?
Eleni : An... old friend?
Charidemos: He was once a soldier in my army. After I put down my sword he gathered some of the more... brutal... men into his own corps.
Kataramene : Which might be a good reason to go and "have words" with him and his men anyway.
Charidemos: I fought for gold, and for power. But there are those who crave violence for its own sake.
Charidemos: Draco is one such man.
Eleni : I wonder just how many there are in this 'army'.
Polytropos : Looks like it's ordained that we kill at least one warlord today.
Telemachus : Which is probably why Ares likes him
Damian : If by words you mean a stone between the eyes, I'm all for it.
Kataramene : Leaving him in a position to descend on the local villages is not a good idea.
Leonidas : great
Telemachus : Alright then lets just go and kill an army, impress a ...water nymph thing.. and take a magic bath.
Charidemos: Warlords of Draco's sort are little more than brigands. You'll find no phalanx, no corps of hoplites. Only killers. But there may be many more of them than there are of you. You are certain you would do this?
Eleni : Mountain nymph, I think.
Leonidas : can our mages mask us so we can pass unseen past the army?
Eleni : Oh, you clearly don't know us.
Eleni : We've done /much/ more foolhardy things.
Kataramene : *grins a little wickedly*
Damian : *mutters* Or he does.
Charidemos: Well then. I know the way to Kyllini, I can show you there.
Polytropos : We'll see if we survive the slopes of the mount. Then we can see what there is to do with you, if any of us still stand.
Telemachus : someone will have to scout ahead on the road and make sure we don't meet any coimmoners along the way
Charidemos: If we cut through the forest, we may be able to avoid any more settlements.
Charidemos: Wise precaution.
Kataramene : That works.
Polytropos : I like that idea. Leo and I can trailblaze!
Eleni : Agreed.
Charidemos: I thank you for your mercy.
Leonidas : Fine
Damian : Just don't attack anything.
Kataramene : Don't thank us yet.
Charidemos: *small smile* Let's go stick a finger in the War God's eye.
Leonidas : I only defend myself if I have to.
Kataramene : *doesn't look altogether happy with that, but nods*

[Karvon]

Lazyzeus : The journey to Mount Kyllini takes several days. Fortunately you do not encounter any more commoners who would be affected by Ares's curse. You approach from the woods instead of from the roads in the region, but there is only one navigable route up to the peak that you can see, on the southern face. There is smoke visible on the shoulder of the mountain in that direction...

Polytropos : Oh, this must be the mountain.
Charidemos: See that smoke? Draco is here.
Polytropos : ... huh
Eleni : That is the case, I think...
Eleni : ...and yes, yes it is.
Charidemos: I cannot go further without breaking my oath.
Polytropos : I'll check it out.
Polytropos : Keep silent, folks.
Polytropos : *hides behind a rock.*
Polytropos : *peeps out.*
Eleni : *Stays back while the scouts... scout*
Leonidas : *looks around*

Eleni : Are you running back here because something terrible happene,
Polytropos : No, no.
Polytropos : don't think they saw us. Did they?
Leonidas : A large number of soldiers blocking the path.
Polytropos : They look like they can handle themselves.
Polytropos : Sort of a campsite thing, with a little stone lookout.
Leonidas : I saw half a dozen or more at least standing guard along the ridge.
Eleni : Well-equiped?
Polytropos : Looked like some leather, javelins, swords...
Leonidas : seemed to be veterans.
Eleni : If they've been ordered to hold their ground, I suppose we've little chance of luring them out.
Polytropos : Well, we could shoot them.
Eleni : Always an option.
Polytropos : But...
Polytropos : Well, are we committed to fighting?
Leonidas : They might simply send a messanger or sound some sort of alarm if we attack.
Polytropos : We could just say, 'get out of the way'.
Damian : If they won't allow us passage, I don't see any other option.
Leonidas : Somehow I doubt that'll impress them much.
Telemachus : I think they're probably here to stop us.
Polytropos : Eh.
Eleni : We could.... and I would rather spill as little blood as possible, but I doubt they will respond positively.
Polytropos : Well, then, I'm all for the shooting. Maybe I could set some traps around, get them to blunder into them.
Leonidas : We could try slipping by if our mages can mask us somehow.
Polytropos : ... less keen on that. What hero sneaks like a bandit?
Lazyzeus : ooc It looks like this area has a glitch, as I just froze and dropped as well. If we can't remain stable I'll move this encounter to another area.
Eleni : Smart ones.
Polytropos : Meh.
Damian : Mages?
Leonidas : Or perhaps we could have one person approach and try to talk with them. Maybe find out more about them and see if we could bribe our way past somehow?
Eleni : We're more known for turning all our foes into toads, I think.
Telemachus : Perrseus was sneaky as hades.
Leonidas : If they're mercenaries or bandits, they may not be blindly or fanatically loyal to this warlord dude.
Telemachus : renowned for his sneaking. Even had a helmet that helped
Eleni : Did you see anyone who was clearly in charge?
Damian : That's a good story, Tel, but I fail to see the relevance.
Leonidas : I didn't note any officers wandering about in the immediate area.
Telemachus : I really don't see the point in giving away the element of suprise on the off chance that they might negotiate.
Polytropos : Well, if you're really keen to talk, one of us could pose as a pilgrim.
Damian : *shrugs* I'm thinking they'll want to fight, but I cannot say for sure.
Leonidas : well, the other option is shock and awe; blast them with magic and missile fire then mop up the survivors.
Damian : I have shock covered. I can also rain fire.
Leonidas : Any sort of attack will likely lead to an alarm being sounded unless we can take the all out almost immediatley.
Eleni : Posing as pilgrims would not seem terribly likely to result in them agreeing to walk away.
Damian : The only problem would be if anyone ran into my spell.
Polytropos : Eh, let them come. So long as we can find a good spot to fight from, we can hold off the world.
Polytropos : We're warriors!
Eleni : Now, if they /knew/ we could rain down fire and lightning upon them until they all stopped breathing, maybe they would consider a change of employment...
Polytropos : And let's face it, probably the only way to get through this without annoying Ares completely is to do it like he'd do it.
Telemachus : Hah, that's the thing. March right up and dare them to stop us.
Leonidas : *shrugs*
Damian : Do we know their makeup?
Andreas Appolodorus: Any way to lure some out?
Leonidas : I counted about half a dozen on the rim.
Damian : Hmm. That small of a group should be easily dispatched.
Leonidas : And at least one or two seemed to be patroling, so likely more behind.
Polytropos : Me and Leo could probably take them ourselves.
Eleni : We can't afford to have some of them running off, I suppose...
Polytropos : Save the fire from the sky for the main lot.
Damian : I think you two would be better at corralling. Eleni and I can cast a few spells and you can pick off any runners.
Polytropos : I'm... i'm a fighter, not a goatherd.
Damian : Have you ever tried herding goats?
Polytropos : No, because I'm not a goatherd!
Eleni : A noble profession, to be sure.
Polytropos : We've been over this.
Damian : Then you don't know how difficult it can be.
Polytropos : Guh.
Damian : *watches a bat fly by* I think we've been spotted.
Polytropos : Right. Let's do this.
Eleni : The important part is not to run into any exploding things... what?

Lazyzeus : You hear the blast of a signal horn from higher up the mountain.

Eleni : ...you think they have...
Eleni : ...yes, apparently they do.
Damian : Apparently so.
Eleni : Pol!
Telemachus : see this is what comes of too much talk

Draco : Hail, travelers!
Polytropos : ... Impressive.
Eleni : Well. Good afternoon, gentlemen.
Leonidas : *watches*
Draco : I am Draco, owner of this mountain! You should know that you trespass!
Polytropos : You'd claim a sacred place as your own? You're crazy!
Mercenary Wizard : And where do you lot think your're going eh?
Damian : *w* I can see the wizard.
Draco : Ha! A Spartan, calling _me_ crazy?
Polytropos : *thinks on this comeback, and has to reluctantly nod.*
Mercenary Wizard : Away with you! *waves the back of his hand dismissively* That it....go away!
Eleni : There are gradients and differences in kind, with these things.
Draco : Tell me, are you in the company of a certain cowardly worm named Charidemos?
Draco : Is that a woman's voice I hear? By all means, _she_ may come forward and pass. Right, lads?
Mercenary Wizard : *evil sneer* But of course Draco
Polytropos : *scowl.*
Eleni : I cannot say I frequently mingle with worms.
Eleni : Hence, my reluctancy to take you up on your offer.
Damian : No thanks. She's staying with us.
Eleni : *reluctance
Draco : Well, _I_ would be happy to let you pass, visit the sacred pool. But I'm under orders from the God of War himself.
Draco : So you lot can bugger off.
Mercenary Wizard : *speak to Draco in a low voice* That one....she has magic
Draco : *nods*
Eleni : And what interest does the God of War have in this place?
Draco : And if you see Charidemos, tell him the Battle God sends his best.
Polytropos : Ha! If I know anything about the God of War, he'd be likely to favour the strongest arm in anything... and that's not going to be mere brigands!
Draco : Your chattering begins to annoy me, sir.
Mercenary Wizard : Brigands?!! Brigands! How dare you Sir!
Draco : I have given you a chance to withdraw. I will not offer a second.
Polytropos : Heh heh. Dibs on his sword.
Telemachus : NO way.
Damian : I don't want it.
Telemachus : Not till we see it.
Eleni : I suppose we will not be handling this in a civlized manner, then.
Polytropos : I always get the hand-me-downs...

Polytropos : Chaaarge!
Telemachus : Hit em.
Eleni : *Blinds the archer on the ridge, and..*
Veteran Warrior : Run!

Eleni : I didn't quite catch the /other/ archers, I have to say.
Telemachus : Everyone alright?
Leonidas : yep
Polytropos : Limping, but alive.
Eleni : Largely intact, yes.
Damian : Some arrows for someone.
Leonidas : I like arrows
Andreas Appolodorus: I hope we have kits I am down to one.
Telemachus : Was the sword any good?
Eleni : Though my robes have some arrow-holes that will need mending.
Damian : Same here. I forgot to purchase more.
Eleni : Well, we sort of left in a hurry.
Polytropos : As swords go, it's a fine magic blade.
Eleni : Hm. The armor, as well.
Eleni : Resistance to magical force. Not a common thing.
Telemachus : The armour's real nice.
Polytropos : Anyway. Sacred pool.
Damian : Very. Do you want it, Tel?
Telemachus : Heh if nobody else does?
Polytropos : By all means.
Damian : It would serve you better than me.
Telemachus : If someone wants my old suit, they're welcome to it?
Damian : And i cannot use that sword. Leo?
Damian : I'll take a look at it.
Leonidas : I could if no else wants it.
Leonidas : I don't use swords much if I can help it though.
Polytropos : Take it, then! We should all have a sword.
Eleni : It might interest Katara.
Telemachus : it's too small for me.
Eleni : Leo.... you sort of stick to your bow most of the time, anyhow.
Charidemos : *calls up* Is everyone all right?
Damian : The smell won't bother me. I'll hold onto it for her though.
Polytropos : *usin' the sky-iron sword made in Mantineia, seemingly.*
Eleni : Ah! Well, that depends on who you're asking....
Leonidas : *nods*
Polytropos : WELL, WE ARE!
Polytropos : LESS SO FOR THESE PAWNS
Leonidas : one of you warriors might want that potion.
Eleni : ...as you can see, things are not terribly 'alright' for all the dead people.
Charidemos : It seems that Draco was more fool then soldier, then.
Telemachus : isn't that sword better than yours poi?
Polytropos : Depends.
Polytropos : It'd hurt more, but hit less.
Eleni : And his pet wizard told him he was up against no mere pilgrims, even.
Eleni : We have not checked the rest of the way.
Damian : Such is the folly of the powerful.
Telemachus : *shrug*
Eleni : I suggest you remain a few steps behind us, still.
Damian : Or I should say the arrogant.
Polytropos : Uhoh.
Eleni : Uhoh?
Leonidas : I'd wouldn't be surprised if the god of war had further guardians, so be wary

Polytropos : Magic water beasts!
Eleni : Hm. A guardian of the pool.
Eleni : Draco's presence must have upset it.
Polytropos : There's others. It's weird.
Polytropos : Oozy.
Eleni : /Quite/ upset it..
Telemachus : uhoh
Polytropos : ... ah.
Damian : No, I think that was a test.

Kyllene : Who invades this sacred place?
Andreas Appolodorus: Invade?
Telemachus : Uhm we'd prefer "visits"
Eleni : Hail, Oread! We have not come to despoil this place, but to beg your favour on behalf of one who was wronged.
Kyllene : The balance has been disturbed... the spirits of the mountain wake from their slumber and stir in disquiet.
Damian : *calls down* Charidemos! The way is clear.
Polytropos : Does she look well to you...?
Leonidas : Hold on
Damian : No she doesn't.
Telemachus : What's she *supposed* to look like?
Leonidas : We need to get her agreement fore he can go swimming.
Kyllene : Kyllini weeps, for the wound she has suffered.
Damian : He should be allowed to speak for himself as well, Leo.
Kyllene : No mortal may pass until that wound is healed.
Eleni : What manner of wounds are these?
Charidemos : *eyes widen*
Damian : What wound, spirit?
Leonidas : *shrugs*
Kyllene : The lord of violence has wrought his evil upon the spirit of the mountain.
Polytropos : ... oh.
Kyllene : I feel his blade like a tear in my heart.
Polytropos : Uh. If we move the corpses, would that help?
Kyllene : Remove it, mortals, and I will grant thee the boon of the sacred waters.
Eleni : The warlord who served him has fallen.
Damian : We felled the one named Draco. Are there others?
Telemachus : Is this like a literal blade? Can we just go and pull it out?
Kyllene : Those are but scabs on the wound.
Polytropos : Ach.
Eleni : I think she means the actual sword Draco used, Pol.
Eleni : It's presence may be enough to cause harm.
Damian : I think she means a greater threat than Draco.
Polytropos : Really? Huh.
Kyllene : You would confront the spirits and heal the wound, mortals?
Polytropos : Oh, spirits.
Telemachus : Yes?
Polytropos : We could confront spirits all day, sure.
Damian : Yes. None should suffer so.
Telemachus : Look point us in the right direction and tell us who to beat up.
Kyllene : Ware! The mountain weeps, and would not know thee for allies.
Kyllene : Be it then so.
Polytropos : ... I don't want to be wept on by a mountain...
Damian : She means the guardians will attack us, Pol.
Eleni : Naturally.
Eleni : More spirits like those from before, I would think.
Damian : Charidemos, you may want to stay here.
Telemachus : As long as the mountian doesn't fall on us.
Kyllene: Thou may enterest the heart of the mountain, and draw forth the curse.
Leonidas : Hmm
Polytropos : This is going to be a tight squeeze.
Telemachus : Right. mountain, draw curse.
Leonidas : *examines*
Eleni : Especially for Andreas.
Damian : I can grease you up, Pol.
Polytropos : Euuu.
Damian : *chuckles*
Andreas Appolodorus: Will see about that.

Lazyzeus : The space seems far too tiny to squeeze through, but somehow when you lean in you find yourself shrinking--or the portal growing--around you. Even the bear is able to ultimately fit.

Polytropos : I don't even know what that means. *kneels down, and crawls in.*
Damian : *follows*
Polytropos : ... strange.
Leonidas : hmm
Eleni : I had no idea you were so dextrous, Aias.
Andreas Appolodorus: Yes this look very strange.
Damian : *pulls out a jar of pig fat* Smear this on you and you'll be as slippery as a pig in muck.
Polytropos : One path seems fire-lit. The other, not.

Leonidas : Danger ahead!
Eleni : Why would any place here be fire-lit?
Damian : Should check both-eh?
Leonidas : mound of wandering rock
Damian : Oh.
Leonidas : nother that way too
Damian : Hmm.
Leonidas : Could lay some traps then lure him to us.
Telemachus : welp, pick a direction then.
Eleni : I'm not sure there's any reason for you to be here, Charidemos.
Polytropos : Tough to figure out a trap big enough, but can try.
Leonidas : they appear to be about the same size
Damian : I have a few contigency spells, but I'd rather save them for when we really need them.
Telemachus : You got any traps that'll hurt one of *those*?
Polytropos : Can but try...
Leonidas : dunno can try them
Eleni : They probably wouldn't hurt them /much/, but if it helps...
Damian : It may slow them down at least.
Charidemos: I will wait for you above, then.
Damian : Or not.
Polytropos : Ow ow.
Leonidas : I was going to aly another trap or two.
Leonidas : Might wanna wait for me to finish next time.
Polytropos : Well... now we know they work!
Polytropos : Next time, go crazy.
Damian : *starts to toss Pol some ambrosia* Oh wait...that won't work on you. Pity.
Polytropos : Aw.
Telemachus : Do they? it didn't seem to care
Polytropos : It worked... a bit...
Eleni : It... chipped off a few pebbles, I suppose?
Damian : Then again, it would make you forget about the pain.

Leonidas : Danger ahead!
Leonidas : hold up here, I'll lay a few traps
Polytropos : *nodnod.*
Damian : *gets into position to throw stones*

DM Felrisen: *sounds like a rock silde on the rumble*

Leonidas : Ok there was an even bigger guy
Andreas Appolodorus: BIG
Polytropos : *desperate defensive fighting*

Andreas Appolodorus: We got him!
Polytropos : ... owww.
Eleni : Hah.. well done, Aias! Good bear.
Damian : Sorry, Pol. I couldn't reach you with that thing in the way.
Eleni : *Pat pat*
Polytropos : This is what it feels like when a mountain weeps on you.
Eleni : One should know better than to upset a mountain.
Damian : Just be glad it's only weeping and not crying.
Polytropos : *looks at the dents in his shield, frowning.*
Telemachus : *Deep panting breaths as he calms down*
Eleni : Are you alright, Tel?
Telemachus : *shakes his head like a dog.* I'm fine. I'm back.
Polytropos : Thing had the reach of a giant. No worries, Damien.
Telemachus : Come on
Eleni : Okay...
Telemachus : Can't be many more like that right? not enough mountain.
Eleni : I'm not sure.
Damian : I wouldn't say that, Tel.
Eleni : The surface of the mountain is sort of like the surface of the ocean, I suppose.
Leonidas : couple more smaller ones ahead, I laid some traps up ahead
Polytropos : ... what, you... think we'll see fish?
Eleni : It goes a /lot/ deeper.
Damian : No, I think we'll see more of those things.
Telemachus : I could really go for some squid.
Eleni : ...as for fish, who knows? Bound to be a river or two down here.

Polytropos : Ya haha.
Leonidas : behind?
Polytropos : Down it goes!
Damian : Sure, pick on the druid.
Leonidas : They must like your earthy types.
Telemachus : Didn't see that one..
Polytropos : It must have come from the other path.
Damian : I guess I taste good or something.
Eleni : You'd think they'd have some measure of respect for you, if not the rest of us.
Telemachus : That's a big.. spikey crytal thing..
Eleni : I'm not sure these things eat.
Eleni : Ah yes... it's quite nice, isn't it?
Polytropos : One of those would look nice at the villa.
Damian : Maybe I smell good or really bad.
Eleni : But I'm not sure the mountain nymph would like it if we tried to break off a piece.

Leonidas : *looks around*

Damian : Leave it. We're here to heal the mountain, not cause more damage.
Polytropos : Maybe there'll be boons to spare.
Telemachus : You're always thinking about getting booned
Telemachus : you're obsessed
Polytropos : We're not really getting much out of this, after all.
Eleni : I wasn't aware heroes needed a reason to be heroic.
Damian : Sometimes good deeds are their own reward.
Polytropos : I mean, if we let Charidemos go, we'll have fought a small army, mountain spirits and all, for no glory, no reward, and we'll have annoyed Ares.
Telemachus : I got a new suit!
Telemachus : and this one doesn't stink of wolverine piss
Polytropos : ... it... is a nice suit...
Telemachus : so frankly it's been a good day.
Leonidas : hmm
Polytropos : ... alright, you not stinking any more, that's a win.
Eleni : Agreed!

Leonidas : there's a sword stuck in the rock.
Eleni : Well. Stinking considerably less, anyhow.
Leonidas : must be what she was talking about?
Eleni : Careful!
Polytropos : Oh, you were tright, it is a -
Telemachus : Literal sword. huh.
Polytropos : I really hope this won't kill me -
Polytropos : Ow! Got you!
Eleni : Well. You appear to be un-deceased..
Damian : *looks down* That's...nt good.
Telemachus : ook, jobs a goodun?
Eleni : ..but we should depart!
Telemachus : uhmmm
Polytropos : Right! Departing!
Eleni : Aah!

Kyllene : The wound has been healed.
Leonidas : *smiles*
Eleni : Evidently so!
Kyllene : The mountain returns to its slumber.
Kyllene : Take that annoying metal splinter and remove it far from this place.
Damian : We are glad that we were able to assist.
Eleni : Such is our intent.
Polytropos : *looks at the weord-lookin' sword, holding it far from him.*
Telemachus : Any good?
Polytropos : Nuuuurgh...
Polytropos : I'm expecting it to do something....
Kyllene: *waves a hand, and the fissure closes*
Telemachus : hah
Polytropos : Weord looking thing.
Kyllene: Now, you came here seeking absolution?
Telemachus : Pretty good. You should keep that one.
Damian : A fine sword. Kat may want to look at that.
Polytropos : Mainly for the main with the stick, but if there's any absolution to spare...
Eleni : Oread, we came here on behalf of one who has also been afflicted by the influence of the God of War.
Leonidas : Our friend over there did *points to Char*
Kyllene: Yes, I can feel the taint upon you.
Eleni : He has been cursed to bring madness to all those he meets.
Polytropos : *Mmnhs, and gathers up the creepy blade... carefully.*
Kyllene: Go then and bathe in the waters, and it shall be cleansed from thee.
Telemachus : Oh theres a thought, would this spring cure you lot of your arrangement thing with wossname?
Polytropos : Oh. Um... that's a point.
Polytropos : Yes, some of us may or may not be claimed by Thanatos.
Eleni : You mean... hm...
Polytropos : *gapes at the pool.*
Eleni : That was something I was meaning to look into...
Leonidas : Indeed your cursed folks might seek to bathe as well.
Charidemos: I feel... better. At peace again.
Damian : *leans on dory* I could use some rest or healing before I fall down.
Telemachus : Can we all go anyway? I don't know if I've got any specific curses but y'know. Can't hurt.
Eleni : *Nods to Charidemos* I am glad to heart it.
Eleni : *hear
Kyllene: I can feel the touch of death upon two of you. Bathe then, should you seek to have the mark of Thanatos purged.
Polytropos : Ah!
Polytropos : Well, that's definitely something.
Kyllene: Know this: one may only use the pool once in their lifetime.
Polytropos : *pause.*
Telemachus : Ah.
Polytropos : ... hm.
Kyllene: But once you bathe, you can never again suffer the same curse.
Eleni : Thank you, Oread.
Telemachus : Might need some more cleansing later.
Charidemos: It's all right. I don't plan on ever angering any other gods.
Telemachus : I think I'll leave it.
Polytropos : Just need to avoid any more divine curses.
Eleni : You weren't cursed, Tel.
Eleni : Just me and Pol.
Telemachus : I know
Telemachus : I was gonna bathe anyway, good pilgrimage.
Eleni : And I don't plan on... going through that again, any time soon.
Telemachus : but *shrugs* wouldn't want to waste a one-time-only
Polytropos : Brrr!
Polytropos : Oh that's cold.
Eleni : *Dips in*
Eleni : But refreshing!
Polytropos : Somehow, I feel slightly less dread.

Lazyzeus : Eleni and Polytropos feel the blight upon their souls slide free. They will never again see the Avatar of Death.

Polytropos : ... yes. Overall, less general dread.
Eleni : *Smiles* Slightly.
Polytropos : Nice.
Kyllene: Go in peace, mortals. Kyllini thanks you for your intervention, and should you need my boon again in the future, you are welcome to pass.
Polytropos : *straps armor back on, using his cloak as a towel.*
Leonidas : *smiles*
Polytropos : Thank you!
Eleni : It is a great weight off one's chest... but far less a weight than must have been weighing you down, Charidemos.
Damian : *bows* Thank you, Kyllene. May the mountain ever sleep in peace.
Charidemos: Indeed.
Charidemos: Let us go from this holy place, then I know you would speak regarding ... regarding my fate.
Eleni : *Nods*
Polytropos : Mmm.

Polytropos : *loots a few arrows on the way.*
Charidemos: Is there food and fuel? A campfire might not be amiss... after that.
Eleni : I entirely agree.
Damian : I have enough for one.
Leonidas : *nods*
Andreas Appolodorus: I'll take the first watch.
Eleni : Thanks, Andreas.
Damian : *sets up camp*
Polytropos : Right. Where's that bandit campfire?
Charidemos: You have saved me from the wrath of a god.
Telemachus : Well, thing is, what do we do with him now? *nods at charidemos*
Charidemos: I would return to the temple of Apollo, to continue repaying my debt. But I understand that there are other considerations.
Damian : He helped us destroy a great evil so I say we deliver him to the priests and let them decide his fate.
Eleni : Well. We seem to be making a habbit of such things.
Leonidas : If he's free from the curse, why not let him go back to his temple?
Polytropos : Mmnh.
Eleni : I agree with Leo, strange as that feels to say...
Charidemos: I submit to your judgment.
Damian : *hands Andreas a bowl of food* Here, Andreas. Rest and eat.
Eleni : I do not trust the Council of Argos to go with anything less than a show trial, followed by a swift execution to satisfy the public.
Andreas Appolodorus: Thank you Damian.
Telemachus : *Shrugs* it seems a shame to have gone to all that effort only to have the city elders cut his head off.
Damian : Justice without mercy is just vengence.
Eleni : We can say that you were hunted down by Draco's men.
Andreas Appolodorus: * Quickly finish the bowl *
Eleni : We came here to track you down, took down him in the proces - and found you dead.
Polytropos : Those crimes still happened... no doubt there were quite a few people who still have reason to curse this man's name, and more than a few weeping in Hades.
Charidemos: *nods* In my mind Charidemos died many years ago. He was brought back, but I am happy to see him die once more.
Leonidas : *nods*
Charidemos: The Spartan speaks truth.
Eleni : And it will not bring any of the dead back if a changed man is killed.
Polytropos : Just want it clear... if we let him go, it's good for him, but many will never get a feeling of justice.
Polytropos : If we're alright with that, alright.
Leonidas : If they think he's dead already they will.
Damian : I'd rather the Gods decide his fate.
Telemachus : We'll tell him he's dead
Eleni : It's a strange edge,the one between justice and vengeance.
Polytropos : Eh, I suppose.
Telemachus : That'll have to be satisfaction enough
Eleni : If you like, we can say he was tortured quite horribly.
Polytropos : Heh.
Eleni : It seems like something Draco would have doen, anyway.
Charidemos: No torture could be worse than the ones that visit me in my dreams. *looks into the fire*
Polytropos : Ah well. I'll go with the majority. That's democracy, right?
Eleni : *Nods* We are decided, then.
Damian : Yes, but only if you really feel that way, Pol.
Polytropos : Seems to be sliding into the 'mercy' camp.
Charidemos: *nods* Then Charidemos dies again, and Demos will return to Bassae to rebuild.
Polytropos : *shrugs at Damien.* Six heads are wiser than one.
Eleni : I wish Demos the best of fortune.
Damian : *nods at Demos* Good. Lead the way.
Charidemos: Demos has nothing but his muscles and his wits, but should you ever need his aid... it is yours.
Charidemos: I have a long journey ahead. Fare you well.
Andreas Appolodorus: Perhaps he should be granted a new life to right his wrong.
Polytropos : Put in a good word for us at your Temple! Farewell.
Damian : Safe travels.
Eleni : *Nods* And we must get back to Argos.
Eleni : *Yawns*
Eleni : On the morrow, of course...

Leonidas : How about looking for the bandits camp?
Leonidas : They'd likely have more loot there no?
Damian : I can refresh my protections if we're to search for them.
Eleni : Did we not pass through there?
Andreas Appolodorus: Bandits! Bandits for breakfast sounds nice.
Polytropos : 's a pretty good point, though.
Polytropos : Thse looked like men that liked their stuff. Draco had to be paying them somehow...
Damian : He probably robbed pilgrims going to the sacred pool.
Polytropos : Right!
Eleni : Probably. And he was no doubt planning to pillage the surrounding villages.
Telemachus : Might have been with promises of loot, we haddn't heard any word of raids or such yet
Damian : And other travellers and maybe even merchants.
Polytropos : *nods.*

Leonidas : *loots camp*

Leonidas : found some bandages, a trap and a little gold.
Polytropos : Huh.
Damian : The bandages will come in handy.
Polytropos : Well... *sigh* Better'n nothing...
Polytropos : Spoils, it's an important tradition.
Eleni : Back to the road, then.
Damian : *starts to put the kits in his pack and pauses* What's this? Oh...I somehow forgot about having four extra bandages. That gives me a total of eight now.
Eleni : Would have been good to remember!a
Polytropos : Just hoping all this goodwill we've built up in Argos won't evaporate...
Telemachus : Oh thanks. *jingles purse*
Damian : *shrugs* Nobody died.
Polytropos : *looking at the strange sword on the way.*

Lazyzeus : The journey back to Argos takes several more days. As you are approaching Argos, covered in dust and tired from the long journey....

Telemerion : Hello!
Eleni : Ah!
Polytropos : Eh? Oh!
Eleni : I thought I heard something...
Telemachus : *rolls eyes*
Polytropos : 'eyo.
Eleni : Something glittery and flapping...
Telemerion: Remember me? I'm the guy who was sent to kill you, but I didn't, and now we're friends?
Eleni : We met your friend.
Polytropos : Thatt's right.
Telemerion: Who, Taffrir? Yeah, he was _real_ upset.
Eleni : Are we really friends? That's nice to hear.
Eleni : I like you better than him, anyway.
Telemerion: He says next time, you won't even see it coming, just... SLAM!
Damian : *w* Humor him, Eleni.
Telemerion: Maybe in your sleep... anyway, how goes it?
Eleni : Fairly good, all things considered. We've gone several days without being ambushed by something horrible.
Damian : It was going good, but now it's better seeing you.
Telemerion: Well! I thought of a way that you could get back at Silenus... if you're interested in that kind of thing.
Telemachus : We'd be interested in hearing it, at least.
Damian : Of course we are. One thing friends do is share advice.
Eleni : That /does/ sound interesting...
Telemerion: Ha! Very good then!
Telemerion: So, in the Fey Realm, there's this ogre, Lauphus.
Eleni : We'd like him to stop sending annoyances our way, if nothing else.
Telemerion: Not a bad guy, really. But sort of persnickety.
Telemerion: Lauphus has a jug that pours Draughts of Strength.
Eleni : Sounds useful.
Damian : Persnickety?
Polytropos : ... ooo.
Telemerion: It's a technical term. *to Damian*
Andreas Appolodorus: How?
Damian : An *old* one at that.
Telemerion: Anyway, Silenus has been after this jug for some time. But Lauphus is protected by a glamour.
Eleni : What sort of glamour?
Telemerion: The jug can't be taken from him by force. He's protected from fey magic and general backstabby tricks.
Telemerion: But he loves to wrestle. I mean, really loves it.
Telemerion: I mean, ho, this is my girlfriend, "Wrestle," kind of love.
Eleni : Does he now...
Damian : *looks at Andreas* We could grease you up for a match with him, Andreas.
Telemerion: Silenus has sent like, I don't know, ten of his best beasts, warriors, even a grue to challenge him.
Andreas Appolodorus: Ah
Telemerion: Lauphus beat every one.
Eleni : Sounds like they would have a lot to talk about.
Telemerion: But I figure, you guys have Mister Man of Meat over there.
Telemachus : Would we have to wager something of our own?
Telemerion: So whaddaya say?
Telemerion: Well, sure.
Damian : You could even practice with Aias.
Andreas Appolodorus: Sure.
Telemerion: But Lauphus is an ogre of his word.
Polytropos : I like it!
Polytropos : Damien's got this jug of grease...
Eleni : It should be quite a spectacle, if nothing else.
Eleni : A shame we can't sell seats in the fey realms.
Telemerion: I will vouch for him, he lent me a Spellwarding Torc once, it was very nice. Didn't even complain when I was late in returning it.
Telemachus : Sounds good, if we've got something worth betting.
Telemerion: Now, I should warn you...
Telemerion: Silenus may have set a few guards in the area, to keep anyone else from messing with Lauphus.
Telemerion: But I'm sure you have _noooo_ problems in beating up Silenus's mooks, eh?
Eleni : Hm.
Damian : If you can get us to the fey realm, sure.
Eleni : And back /out/, rather importantly.
Telemerion: Sure I can! I brought a Portalizing Fantabulizer just for this purpose!
Damian : That too.
Damian : A porta-what? You made that up, didn't you?
Telemerion: Oh, don't worry, it's two-way. Just return to the entry point within nine hours, and you're set.
Andreas Appolodorus: Can we just speak Greek?
Eleni : And of course, there is no way Silenus sent you here to tell us all this so we would get the jug for him. Yes?
Telemerion: No, it's a legitimate Fantabulizer! *holds up what looks like a piece of quartz, shakes it*
Telemerion: *looks at it carefully*
Telemerion: You have a devious mind.
Damian : It's kept us alive so far.
Eleni : I do try.
Telemerion: But even if it _was_ a trap, you would tweak Silenus even more by springing it and beating up his guys! Win-Win!
Telemerion: But it's not a trap! I really do like you guys.
Telemachus : Well, I'm convinced.
Polytropos : ... I can't break that logic.
Telemerion: Though it was hilarious when you burst open that cocoon of spiders, remember that?
Polytropos : *scowl.* Hee-larious.
Eleni : Yes. We do.
Telemerion: The big guy was falling down, spiders crawling all over him... "OUch, spiders!" Oh, man, that one still kills me.
Telemerion: Anyway, whaddaya say?
Telemerion: I can open the portal here, but it will only stay in place until moonrise, so you kinda gotta hurry.
Eleni : I /have/ always wanted to see the fey realm...
Eleni : But I have no doubt it will be quite dangerous. Even if it isn't a trap.
Telemerion: It's a wonderful place! Everyone should visit at least once.
Polytropos : Well... so be it, I s'pose.
Telemerion: Yay! Tell Lauphus I sent him, we're really old friends.
Telemerion: *sent you*
Damian : Considering they won't be able to leave, once is usually enough.
Eleni : Are you terribly familiar with the place, Damian?
Telemerion: Come on! Better go over by those trees, don't want some stupid peasant being sucked into the Fey Realm, eh?
Damian : But if we're going, we need to do so soon.
Damian : Me? Not overly.
Telemerion: Just remember, don't eat anything, drink anything, touch anything that has a point, or step on the Danger Zones!
Polytropos : Is this... Elysium, or...?
Damian : And how will we know these Danger Zones?
Eleni : A fine question.
Leonidas : Riiiiight
Telemerion: Well, if giant jaws rise up out of the ground and bite your leg off, you were in a Danger Zone.
Leonidas : sounds like a boring place
Polytropos : Nrgh.
Damian : Uh-huh.
Damian : I'm already amazed.

[Karvon]

Lazyzeus : All right, back to Greece...

Telemerion: Portalizer, activate! Shebam shaboom!
Polytropos : Does that work...?
Eleni : That /cannot/ be the actual command phrase.
Kataramene : *mutter grumble .... pause*
Telemerion: Hey, this isn't some bargain-store portalizer.
Andreas Appolodorus: Oh
Kataramene : *turn, listen, stomp stomp stomp*
Eleni : I was unaware there were bargain stores that sold portalizers.
Andreas Appolodorus: I'm as hard as a rock.
Telemerion: Now remember, Lauphus is a big brute of an ogre, but he loves to wrestle, and he honors his bargains.
Kataramene : There you are!
Polytropos : Hey there!
Eleni : ... in fact, I am not entirely certain what a bargain store /is/.
Kataramene : Oh "Hey there" is it?
Damian : Hey there.
Eleni : Oh, Katara!
Polytropos : Well... yes?
Polytropos : See?
Kataramene : *glare*
Eleni : We were just about to leap into a portal to a strange and possibly deadly world for poorly defined reasons.
Andreas Appolodorus: Can we eat drink our own food in the fey land?
Eleni : Would you care to join us?
Kataramene : At least ..... what?
Damian : Should be able to, Andreas. Just don't drink the water.
Telemachus : Shoo!
Leonidas : Um so we're not going home first?
Telemachus : Ye gods that's annoying.
Telemerion: The portal will only stay open for nine hours!
Kataramene : Well /I/ was going home.
Eleni : And let me guess. Your magnificent Portalizer is one use only.
Polytropos : Please?
Andreas Appolodorus: I have no kit left.
Damian : It is a bargain store version.
Leonidas : *shrugs*
Telemerion: Pshaw! My portalizer is top quality!
Telemerion: The problem is rather that *mutter mutter* SIlenus *mutter mutter*
Polytropos : We'll be alright, we're just going to wrestle some ogre.
Polytropos : You'll be fiiiine.
Eleni : What was that, now?
Telemachus : Andreas is gonna wrestle him
Telemerion: Oh, nothing you need to worry about!
Kataramene : Oh and you think ....
Telemachus : We're gonna watch.
Damian : That's what worries me.
Eleni : It sounded awfully close to 'Well, but Silenus is expecting you /right now/!'
Telemerion: Come on, portal, portal!
Telemerion: No!
Eleni : Or something along those lines.
Telemerion: Well, probably not.
Damian : Yes.
Eleni : What was it, then?
Telemerion: I mean, it is _his_ portalizer, and he knows whenever it's activated, but he's got many things going on, he probably won't notice.
Damian : Probably.
Kataramene : Yes, I'll just /stand/ here and guard or ....
Eleni : Probably.
Polytropos : C'mooon. It, it'll be fun?
Eleni : Wonderful.
Damian : Maybe.
Kataramene : *glare*
Kataramene : Don't talk to me.
Eleni : Oh, you wouldn't leave us to face danger alone, would you?
Polytropos : Yeah!
Eleni : I thought not!

Andreas Appolodorus: Interesting.
Polytropos : Huh.
Eleni : Ooh, my.
Leonidas : Danger ahead!
Eleni : It's so very.. purple in here.
Damian : Why is it so purple?
Leonidas : bunch of flying fey
Kataramene : Ask your bruise.
Andreas Appolodorus: Wait! Where is the way back?

Eleni : Somehow, I had not anticipated that.
Kataramene : *whap with flat of sword*
Eleni : Poor Aias. I think you rather frazzled him.

Polytropos : This thing is... actually a good sword,.
Kataramene : So much for "probably".
Telemachus : Vicious little bastards aren't they?
Leonidas : Wow, now that's a bear.
Kataramene : *sniffs*
Eleni : Yes indeed!
Eleni : Oh, and speaking of swords...
Damian : It's Aias' older brother.
Polytropos : Yikes.
Eleni : Weren't we leaving one for Katara?
Eleni : Not a bear. A sword.
Damian : I thought we were.
Polytropos : Oh. Yes. I was just testing it.
Leonidas : *looks around*
Eleni : I'm not certain what she would do with a bear.
Damian : Probably attach reigns to it and ride it into battle.
Polytropos : Heh. Probably.
Eleni : Hm. I wonder if Aias likes that idea.
Eleni : Probably not.
Polytropos : Um... here. This is a Sword of Ares.
Leonidas : there's a satry up to the left watching from a cleft in the cliff face.
Polytropos : I know you... sort of like Ares...
Kataramene : It's very pretty.
Eleni : We removed it from the heart of a mountain.
Eleni : Fairly literal heart of a mountain, at that.
Polytropos : That's why I thought of you, see.
Eleni : The mountain did not appreciate it very much.
Damian : *w to Tel* I see that Pol hasn't commented on Kat watching the rear again.
Telemachus : Really? I thought it was spikey and vicious looking
Kataramene : *suspicious look but wavers*
Polytropos : Er - well.
Telemachus : *shrugs*
Polytropos : It's got an edge to it.
Polytropos : But I like that.
Polytropos : *offers it with a hopeful grin*
Kataramene : *further suspicion but more wavering*
Telemachus : Are we going to spend the rest of eternity standing around chatting about swords? We're on a schedual here.
Damian : *looks at the two bears* I hope this doesn't mean I'll be paying more for food.
Eleni : *Grins* This is all very sweet, but yes. We have an ogre to find.
Polytropos : Yeah, yeha, hang ong.
Polytropos : Ok, let's go.
Telemachus : Nine hours remember..
Leonidas : and a couple more guarding the pass on the left of the bridge ahead.
Kataramene : *waves the sword*
Eleni : Guards?
Damian : Can we draw them over here?
Leonidas : they've got bows so doubt it
Andreas Appolodorus: And we need to find the way back.

Telemachus : MOVE IT
Andreas Appolodorus: MOVE
Kataramene : *wobbles*
Polytropos : Aboogabooga.
Eleni : Satyrs...
Damian : Hmm.
Eleni : I wonder if that means Silenus knows we are here.
Damian : If he didn't before, he knows now.
Polytropos : Ah!
Telemachus : *shrug*
Polytropos : Drinks and herbs and... a flower?
Kataramene : *waves the sword again*
Eleni : Does he, though? I mean, he's not the King of All Satyrs. I think.
Polytropos : Tell me what this is!
Eleni : Not until you ask nicely.
Polytropos : Please?
Eleni : Oh, very well.
Eleni : It's another Hesperides flower. We found oen of these a while ago, I think.
Polytropos : Oh, right!
Eleni : It should be able to purge almost all ailments.
Polytropos : Handy.
Damian : yeah. I have one of those.
Polytropos : Hey, Andreas, you said you had no gear, right...
Eleni : Now I do, too.

Leonidas : some more fey thingys ahead
Kataramene : Oh ... thank you.
Leonidas : they shoot magical bolts so beware
Polytropos : No problem!
Andreas Appolodorus: Oh thank you now I can heal you again.
Eleni : Likely a good thing. I'd be surprised if there weren't plenty of poisons and such around here.
Telemachus : You got yourself shot, didn't you?
Damian : I have seven kits.
Kataramene : Let me guess, you ran out of supplies while leaving me behind?
Eleni : We /did/ fight a small army. And then a mountain.
Damian : Hey, you were supposed to watch the rear, Kat.
Leonidas : yeah, I got a couple sparks shoot at me.
Eleni : Such things take their toll.
Telemachus : We're getting drunk still?
Telemachus : thought the festival was over
Kataramene : You /could/ have not gone off without me.
Polytropos : I'm thinking saving it for later. Smells like strong stuff.
Eleni : You vanished!
Eleni : We assumed you would catch up eventually, as you tend to do.
Damian : Adventure waits for no man.
Kataramene : I heard danger!
Eleni : And you did! So I'm not certain what the problem is.
Damian : Hold up, Leo.
Leonidas : thanks
Eleni : What sort of danger, anyway?
Leonidas : spark shooting fey blobs of light

Polytropos : Ow ow ow ow!¬
Kataramene : Get off!
Eleni : Ack... so that's what it feels like to be on the receiving end of one of those...
Polytropos : Mother of the Furies!

Eleni : Thank you, Damian.
Kataramene : Urgle.
Damian : Any time.
Telemachus : If we meet any more of those let them go after me.
Eleni : I think I have a ward, in case we run into more of those.
Leonidas : hmm
Eleni : *Inspects the structure, naturally curios*
Kataramene : What makes them so sparkley? *picks up dust*
Polytropos : And what's this dust? They turn into dust.
Andreas Appolodorus: A stone flower?
Damian : Eleni, can you tell me what this is?
Kataramene : *blanks as hand vanishes* Oh!
Eleni : Fairy dust!
Eleni : The invisibility-granting kind
Damian : Ooh. Leo!
Polytropos : *murmurs.* Do you like the... oh.
Polytropos : Um, do you like the sword...?
Leonidas : *looks around*
Damian : Great.
Kataramene : It's nice, but it's bigger than I'm used to.
Polytropos : Is... is that alright, or...?

Leonidas : portal back over to the right.
Kataramene : I can get by but need to learn to use it, and it does look heroic.
Leonidas : and there's some sorta tree house up ahead.
Eleni : Hm. We've still not found the ogre, though.
Eleni : So I would thinkg we investigate the treehouse.
Kataramene : If you can hit things better with it though....
Damian : Sprinkle that on you and you'll turn invisible, Leo.
Leonidas : Hmm ok
Polytropos : I hit things.
Damian : Figured it might help when you're scouting.
Kataramene : They've gone again.
Andreas Appolodorus: I found these.
Eleni : And he's not just saying that because you would look hilarious with sparkly stuff all over you.
Eleni : Honest.
Polytropos : Yeah, I know. They're ok.
Polytropos : But if you like this one more... ok.
Damian : Yeah, honest.
Leonidas : hmm ok
Eleni : Hm, Andreas has some more of said dust, it seems.
Telemachus : Am I the only one who doesn't want to get trapped here?
Eleni : You should probably hand it to Leo. And the arrows, as well.
Andreas Appolodorus: Who want them?
Kataramene : Can practise, or something, later.
Polytropos : Yeah!
Andreas Appolodorus: Right.
Eleni : These aren't any good for my flatbow.
Damian : We've still a little time, Tel.
Polytropos : Your weirdbow.
Telemachus : we don't know how long this'll take
Damian : *looks at the bears* I'm starting to think I'm running a zoo.

Lauphus : *voice from within the tree house* Who comes noisy and unannounced to my dwelling place?

Eleni : I /like/ my weirdbow!
Polytropos : Also, is this the same dust? Please.
Telemachus : worst possible time to start dawdling.
Eleni : It probably is. Oh..
Damian : It suits you, Eleni.
Polytropos : Right. Thanks.
Leonidas : *leans against a tree to relax*
Eleni : *Ahem* We apolagize for the interuption, sir! But we have heard you are the greatest wrestler in all the Fey realms!
Lauphus : Ho hum, hum ho, I think I'm going to break some bones!
Polytropos : *puts an ear to the tree*
Polytropos : Erk.
Eleni : There's.... really no need for that, sir.
Andreas Appolodorus: You can try.
Polytropos : Erk.
Lauphus : What's this? Mortals?
Polytropos : Y...eaaah...
Eleni : Not just any mortals!
Lauphus : Mortals break too easily. And you barely have any meat on your bones, hardly worth putting in the stewpot.
Polytropos : Hey, we're meal enough!
Eleni : We present to you: the greatest wrestler in all the Mortal Lands! Andreas Appolodorus! Champion of Argos!
Polytropos : ... wait...
Damian : *slaps Andreas on the back* He doesnt' break easily, I assure you.
Andreas Appolodorus: * Show crown *
Lauphus : What?
Lauphus : *laughs*
Andreas Appolodorus: How about a challenge?
Eleni : We do not jest, I assure you.
Lauphus : You? Challenge me?
Andreas Appolodorus: Sure I am a hero after all.
Damian : If you're worried, we understand. I mean, how would it look to the other fey if you lost to a mere mortal?
Lauphus : I fear nothing and no one, mortal or fey or god.
Kataramene : I can do it instead, if you feel a bit worried.
Polytropos : Well then! We'll wager against your magic potion... jug... that pours draughts of strength!
Andreas Appolodorus: I admire that.
Lauphus : Hmmm. Who told you about that?
Polytropos : ... that was right, wasn't it...?
Polytropos : *ahem.* Silenus!
Eleni : A friend of a fr -
Lauphus : SILENUS!
Kataramene : *gives Pol a "Good question" look*
Eleni : *Gives Pol a look*
Lauphus : You are friends of that bastard son of a putrid goat!
Eleni : We are most certainly no friends of his.
Lauphus : Perhaps you might fit in my pot after all...
Kataramene : Quite the opposite.
Telemachus : *rolls eyes* Silenus didn't tell us a damn thing, the little imp did.
Polytropos : ... sssh...
Lauphus : Imp?
Kataramene : Someone is playing power games.
Polytropos : *sighs.*
Eleni : We ask for this challenge so that we may rob him of the prize he desires, for we know he seeks to steal it.
Polytropos : ... I had that all worked out...
Kataramene : Don't look at me. I didn't even know why we were coming here.
Lauphus : Ho hum, hum ho, he has long wanted my little prize.
Eleni : We probably should have filled you in, to be fair.
Leonidas : *shakes head*
Lauphus : *eyes narrow craftily* And what prize to I earn, should I be the victor?
Polytropos : Uh
Eleni : That is a very good question.
Andreas Appolodorus: What do we have that could please you?
Polytropos : Uh...
Telemachus : Andreas is gonna wrestle the ogre so we can get the jug of infinite mead and thumb our noses at silenus, who wants it.
Kataramene : How about a magic whistle?
Lauphus : You bear the stink of magic upon you. Something to equal the vast value of my precious jug.
Andreas Appolodorus: Perhaps something you seek?
Leonidas : Have some good wine.
Telemachus : What about that fine wrestling trophy?
Polytropos : I've got this "magic" wolf mask.
Damian : I have some mead...
Lauphus : Bah. You offer trifles. My nose cannot be fooled, it knows the value of magic.
Damian : *holds up the icon of the sea god*
Andreas Appolodorus: Then nme your price great one.
Andreas Appolodorus: * name
Lauphus : Do not think me some idiot boor from your mortal stories.
Polytropos : Whyever would we think that?
Lauphus : *looks at the icon* Bring it over, let me get a good whiff.
Kataramene : *innocent expression*
Eleni : Hmm.
Lauphus : Hmm, a bit depleted... but that will do.
Polytropos : Huh./
Lauphus : Stupid bear! Get off my icon!
Eleni : We apolagize. The bear is new at all of this.
Damian : So it's a match?
Polytropos : It's only yours if you win!
Polytropos : Now where's this jug?
Lauphus : Agreed. First to be unable to get up.
Andreas Appolodorus: I'm getting thirty with all this talk.
Kataramene : *w* Isn't this a bit risky?
Polytropos : *w* Yeeah.
Lauphus : So! First we must honor Hermes! A drink to the gods!
Andreas Appolodorus: Sure.
Lauphus : You can drink your mead. I will take a sip from... Ah, here we go.
Polytropos : Heeey!
Telemachus : Drink up
Polytropos : Bah.
Eleni : Well, that hardly seems fair...
Damian : It is now.
Lauphus : You are ready, mortal?
Eleni : Works out for me, then.
Andreas Appolodorus: Sure

Eleni : Show him what mortals are made of, Andreas!
Eleni : Preferably not literally.
Polytropos : C'mon, Andreas! Beat him like Ajax!
Eleni : Yeah!
Damian : Ouch.
Andreas Appolodorus: AH

Eleni : *Claps and cheers*
Damian : Yeah!
Polytropos : Ooooooooooo.
Kataramene : *applause*
Lauphus : How...
Lauphus : You are tougher than you look, mortal.
Polytropos : And the stone's not even SCRATCHED.
Eleni : We told you. He is the mightiest wrestler in the mortal realms!
Lauphus : Trickery! But a good fight.
Telemachus : yeeeeah that's how we do it in Argos
Andreas Appolodorus: Piece of eight.
Polytropos : Well, we'll be taking this then...
Leonidas : *hums to himself*
Lauphus : Ha! Take it and go.
Kataramene : One question.
Kataramene : If you don't mind.
Andreas Appolodorus: It was an honor to face you.
Damian : *claps hands* Good show, Andreas.
Polytropos : ... yup...
Kataramene : Why does Silenus covet your jug?
Polytropos : Aaaand yup...
Lauphus : The fey crave magic. Silenus collects odd and unusual artifacts.
Polytropos : And oop...
Eleni : He's just a covetous sort, I figured.
Lauphus : Plus, it would be a way to show that he is better than I.
Polytropos : Aaand victor, meet spoils!
Kataramene : *purses her lips*
Damian : *takes the statue and tucks it back into his pack*
Kataramene : But he couldn't take it himself?
Polytropos : Heh heh heh. We should do this more often.
Kataramene : No, wait a minute. Thinking here.
Lauphus : I am protected by a boon! I cannot be interfered with by fey magic.
Eleni : He tried, from what we were told.
Kataramene : Right. So if /we/ have it he can try and take it off us?
Damian : He's going to try and steal it from us now.
Polytropos : He can try.
Kataramene : Hear me out.
Polytropos : *struts*
Lauphus : Ha! He certainly can.
Kataramene : I think we should leave it here.
Polytropos : What? Nooo!
Kataramene : Yes, I do.
Eleni : The same thought had occured to me.
Andreas Appolodorus: Leave what here?
Telemachus : We've changed a lot since the last time he saw us.
Eleni : But the fact is that Silenus wants to ruin our day /anyhow/...
Polytropos : Leave spoils behind because someone else "might" steal them? How is that heroic.
Telemachus : We spat in his eye once
Kataramene : Because if he wants us to get it out of here he has a reason for that, and we can't trust that we see all of that reason.
Telemachus : let him come again.
Lauphus : If you all fight as well as the stone man yonder, then perhaps you can do what many of us in the Fey Realm have wanted to do for quite some time.
Kataramene : It's 'nobly heroic'.
Eleni : Maybe this will force him into the open, so we can face him instead of his little friends.
Andreas Appolodorus: Please do tell.
Andreas Appolodorus: How can we assist?
Kataramene : Andreas has his victory, we can be noble in that and leave the prize.
Lauphus : Bah. He is a coward, he will fight behind his minions, of which he has many.
Kataramene : Come, Eleni, back me up here.
Damian : We're running out of time.
Telemachus : Who doesn't love squashing minions?
Lauphus : This is but a bubble of Faerie. I do not think you yet ready to confront Silenus in his realm.
Eleni : Hmmm.
Kataramene : Look.
Andreas Appolodorus: He will come out eventually and we will be ready for him.
Telemachus : So lets go *home* and he can try and fight us there.
Polytropos : The jug'll help!
Kataramene : We proved we could get it, maybe some other token can prove that?
Lauphus : But continue to learn, and perhaps you shall. I will do the same, and perhaps we will meet again in glorious contest.
Andreas Appolodorus: Well said.
Telemachus : Stop trying to give away the loot!
Eleni : Perhaps.
Lauphus : Ha! Ho hum, hum ho! Now is time that you must go!
Kataramene : And loeaving it here stuffs it right up that damn satyr's backside.
Andreas Appolodorus: The portal!
Polytropos : Well, us holding it does the same, doesn't it...?
Kataramene : ...
Eleni : Keeping it taunts him as well, but it seems he is too cowardly to leave his place of power.
Polytropos : Ack!
Eleni : *Shrugs*
Kataramene : We're going to regret this, and I AM going to let yoy know.
Andreas Appolodorus: Farewell.
Andreas Appolodorus: Now let's see.
Damian : *breathes deeply*
Polytropos : C'm,on! It's getting dimmer.
Eleni : Ah! We actually wound up back where we started.

Lazyzeus : As you step through, the portal flickers and fades!

Polytropos : That was not 9 hours.
Telemerion: Just in time! Your five hours were nearly up!
Eleni : I was sort of expecting to find ourselves in , I don't know. India or Hades or someplace.
Polytropos : Wait, what?
Polytropos : Grrr.
Telemachus : You told us nine.
Andreas Appolodorus: Me too.
Eleni : I'm vaguely dissapointed, actually.
Telemerion: Did I? Oh, sorry! I'm not very good with your human time.
Damian : *pulls out his mug and eyes Telemerion*
Telemerion: Did you get the jug?
Polytropos : *scowl.*
Eleni : Or with numbers in general, I'm sure.
Telemachus : Yes, we got *our* jug.
Kataramene : Wouldn't you like to .... *sigh*
Telemerion: Yay! Silenus will _hate_ that you have it.
Polytropos : Hm?
Telemachus : Good!
Eleni : That was the idea.
Kataramene : Silenus now knows we have it.
Eleni : Do you think he will hate us enough to come for it himself?
Polytropos : Oh.
Telemachus : He would've found out anyweay
Polytropos : Oh, yeah.
Kataramene : Was that the point of this? Just to get him mad?
Telemachus : and that was the entire point of ther exercise
Polytropos : Well, and to get us a magic jug.
Telemerion: Well. I must be going. Do watch out for assassins and death-trees and dream-stealers and breath-drinkers and caustic ripplethorns and poisonous nadder-adders!
Polytropos : We like magic jugs? Don't we?
Telemachus : To taunt him. And get a magic jug yeah.
Telemerion: Bye!
Andreas Appolodorus: Not all in the same day I hope.
Eleni : Well, there we go.
Kataramene : I tell you, we've been used, and quite probably had.
Telemachus : Get him back for the stupid assassin and the walking trees
Eleni : ...I'll have to read up on Dream-stealers.
Polytropos : As long as we come out ahead in the end, I'm good.
Eleni : They sound nasty.
Andreas Appolodorus: Can we go home now?
Damian : Depends on the dreams they're stealing.

Lazyzeus : The sun sets, but it's only a short walk back to the city and your villa.

Polytropos : Home's good.
Eleni : True.
Polytropos : We have to explain why we're short a warlord.
Kataramene : What?
Eleni : We already formulated a convincing lie.
Damian : He died when we confronted him.
Andreas Appolodorus: We shall have some music tonight.
Polytropos : They let that warlord guy go, see...
Kataramene : Don't you have his head or something? I thought you had his head when I didn't see him.
Polytropos : Well, we've got the OTHER one.
Eleni : I thought we'd agreed we'd found him tortured to death by Draco?
Polytropos : *waggles head.*
Kataramene : Did we?
Telemachus : We were going to let him go, rememeber?
Damian : We did.
Polytropos : I'm confused now.
Telemachus : You were there when we decided that..
Kataramene : /You're/ confused?
Eleni : Look, just let me do the lying, then.

Lazyzeus : The bouleterion is closed when you make it into the city, so you return to your villa until the morning.

Kataramene : No I wasn't!
Polytropos : ... alright.
Polytropos : *waggles Draco's head, helpfully.*
Damian : You have the silver tongue, Eleni.
Eleni : Ah! Home.
Polytropos : We could say this is him.
Andreas Appolodorus: Can these bears walk around town like that?
Polytropos : Apparently they can.
Telemachus : They know what he looks like.

Epistor: Ah, masters! Welcome back.
Leonidas : We're home, where's our dinner?
Eleni : They are if they're /our/ bears.
Damian : The large one is just the spirit of one and will disappear in time.
Polytropos : Oh yeah...
Eleni : One of the perks of being us.
Andreas Appolodorus: And nobody's around you must have scared half the city.
Damian : And they're used to Aias.
Eleni : And hello, Epistor.
Polytropos : 'lo.
Epistor : *claps hands* Melina! Dinner for the masters!
Melina : Yes Sir!
Kataramene : Going to break this skin off.
Leonidas : *takes a leisurely bath*
Polytropos : Need a hand...?
Kataramene : Oh... well that saved time.
Polytropos : Aw.
Polytropos : I mean, good.
Melina : Here you are, dinner is served!
Leonidas : *hums to himself*
Andreas Appolodorus: * hold breath *
Eleni : Thank you, Melina.
Epistor: Masters!
Leonidas : Bring me mine here.
Telemachus : *gets food* Thanks.
Eleni : Yes?
Epistor: You have august guests. Lord Strato of the Council, and another gentleman, would like to speak with you.
Eleni : *Grabs herself something*
Polytropos : Aha.
Kataramene : *snaffles a bite and a drink*
Eleni : Would he, now...? Word of our return sure does spread quickly.
Telemachus : You'd better send them in then
Epistor: As you command.
Polytropos : *snaffles a bite and some wine first.*

Strato: I heard you had returned to Argos.
Eleni : *Nods* Councilor.
Strato: Was your expedition successful?
Eleni : Apolagies for our bedraggled appearance. We only just had time to get out of our travelling clothes.
Strato: Of course. I apologize for visiting so late.
Polytropos : Nnnyyeeaannnuh.
Kataramene : *sits on the bench* They can tell you that.
Eleni : But after a fashion, yes.
Strato: The villain warlord is no longer a threat?
Leonidas : *listens*
Eleni : The tyrant Charidemos will terrorize no one ever again.
Kataramene : *crosses her legs and humphs*
Strato: Good. A difficult business, but necessary.
Damian : *offers the tray to the councillors and takes some cheese*
Eleni : It seems an old apprentice of his caught up with him. A man named Draco.
Strato: I have heard of this fellow. Another blackguard of fell repute.
Eleni : They did not get along, it seems. But he will no longer cause anyone any trouble, either.
Damian : *tosses a piece of meat to Aias*
Strato: The Council is grateful. Come by the bouleterion in the morning, and we shall express our thanks in more ... substantial... terms.
Eleni : *Bows head* Of course.
Strato: At the moment, however, I would like to speak to you regarding another matter.
Strato: Allow me to introduce Hippodamus of Miletus. He is a renown builder and architect.
Eleni : Indeed? Pleased to meet you, sir.
Hippodamus: I am pleased to make your acquaintance.
Kataramene : *looks and gives a pretty smile*
Kataramene : Good to meet you too. *uncrosses and recrosses legs in the other direction*
Damian : *glances at Kat and snorts*
Strato: The Council has taken an interest in the development of your new property. Civic benefits to all, that sort of thing.
Andreas Appolodorus: A man of science I see.
Polytropos : Right...
Eleni : Is that so? interesting.
Hippodamus: As much art as science.
Eleni : We had received several offers to purchase the land, and had not yet made up our minds.
Strato: I hope you will consider the benefit to the poleis when you make your decision.
Strato: I believe Hippodamus's proposals may interest you.
Kataramene : What benefits are you referring to?
Strato: The benefit of not having a significant foreign population colonizing our land, for example.
Polytropos : hear hear.
Eleni : /That/ is why you are approaching us with this now?
Andreas Appolodorus: Like who?
Strato: We prefer not to have to issue an edict on this matter.
Eleni : Is that also why Lamachus offered to buy the land from us at a laughably low price?
Kataramene : Like one of our potential buyers.
Damian : *frowns*
Strato: Lamachus is interested in profit. Others have more... long-term goals.
Kataramene : We did wonder. Speak your mind then.
Polytropos : Well, explain. *waggles severed head, helpfully.*
Strato: When we granted you this territory, we hoped it would draw you closer to Argos, to a sense of civic-minded participation.
Strato: Hippodamus. Your proposals.
Hippodamus: *accented Greek* I have visited the property in question. Very good land, an excellent vista.
Hippodamus: My workers stand ready to bring it into shape, to your profit and to the city.
Hippodamus: Here is what I propose.
Kataramene : *listens attentively, nibbling on food*
Hippodamus: For ten thousand drachmae, I can build several new villages to attract people to put the land into productive use.
Hippodamus: For twenty-five thousand, I can do that, and as well rebuild the manor house that was destroyed.
Polytropos : *scratches head.*
Hippodamus: With a restored central estate, you can direct the activities of the villagers better.
Polytropos : We... we have to give you that?
Hippodamus: For one-hundred thousand, I can build the manor in marble, a fine palace to make this place look a hovel by comparison.
Eleni : The decision is ours, Pol.
Hippodamus: My men do not work off of civic-mindedness. *glances aside at Strato*
Polytropos : *frowns, wrong-footed.*
Kataramene : Where will /we/ find that kind of drachmae?
Polytropos : ... guess we can... try and scrape something together, but...
Telemachus : It's hard to eat civic duty.
Strato: The city has agreed to provide food and drink and quarters for the workers, and to encourage settlers to populate your villages.
Eleni : I hardly think we could could gather a hundred thousand any time soon. Ten should be doable; twenty-five would drain us, but might be manageable.
Polytropos : Is this worth anything? *waggles severed head again.*
Telemachus : Can we do it in stages?
Andreas Appolodorus: The idea sound good but we would need proper records, seals and all that.
Eleni : *Rubs forehead* Please warn people before you go and waggle severed heads around, Pol.
Leonidas : and what sorta revenue would said investment bring us?
Polytropos : ... got nowhere else to put it...
Eleni : Where /were/ you keeping it before...?
Hippodamus: The profits depend upon the investments made. The villages should be self-supporting within two harvests.
Damian : *tosses Pol an empty sack*
Hippodamus: The benefits of the fine palace are more ephemeral. The fame and glory would bring additional people to your banners, to your profit.
Leonidas : I'll pass on that.
Polytropos : Mmnh.
Strato: Should you need to borrow funds, I can approach the Merchant Council for favorable loan terms.
Polytropos : *happy to put the head in it.*
Eleni : That's because you have no imagination, Leo.
Polytropos : Are you staying in Argos? Do we have to hurry on this?
Damian : *chuckles*
Leonidas : I'd rather have the coin myself.
Kataramene : Well, we have to look for the future, but I don't know that we need marble at first.
Hippodamus: I am rebuilding the facade on the arena, that job will take my crew several more days at least.
Kataramene : Kill the chicken and you get a good meal, but no eggs.
Polytropos : Maybe we can pool what spare coin we've got... sell some things... stupid olive press...
Leonidas : I don't want my coin going for this foolishness.
Andreas Appolodorus: No not the olive press.
Eleni : Maybe true, but I must say I wasn't quite planning to stay in Argos for the rest of my days.
Polytropos : No, I meant...
Polytropos : Nevermind.
Eleni : *To Kat*
Strato: I will give you time to discuss and consider, then.
Leonidas : I want my share in cash, you can do what you like with yours.
Polytropos : Isn't the idea here that we build it up so we don't have to be there?
Eleni : Nonsense, Leo.
Polytropos : *scratches head.*
Eleni : If you don't invest, you can't expect to share in the profits.
Kataramene : For you to get your "share of the cash" everyone has to give up a possible future.
Strato: Should you need a property manager, I can provide you with a list of suggestions.
Strato: Until the morrow.
Polytropos : *rubs his head again, possibly getting a headache.* Bye.
Hippodamus: A pleasure to meet with you.

Leonidas : It doesn't sound particularly profitable anytime soon.
Polytropos : Nrgh.
Eleni : I suppose you could sell a seventh of the land.
Kataramene : Which is why we say future.
Polytropos : Well...
Eleni : /Assuming/ the rest of us agree, anyhow.
Polytropos : Alright, first of all.
Kataramene : We're not likely to be able to do that.
Polytropos : Let's see if this is even doable.
Eleni : I've not even properly seen the land, really.
Kataramene : They want all or nothing.
Polytropos : Do we even have any money right now?
Eleni : I've.... eight thousand and half a thousand again, or so.
Polytropos : Oh.
Damian : I have 3500 and some items to sell.
Eleni : We could probably drum up a fair bit more if we wanted to, selling things.
Polytropos : That's not bad. Um... I have about eighteen hundred?
Andreas Appolodorus: Wait, inmy humble opinion, we may have learned how to fight and use magic but we know litle about managing an estate. Where could we seek advice?
Epistor : *waves to Melina* Clean up the mess and bring some wine
Kataramene : So with selling things we don't need, and perhaps the reward, we can start with the villages perhaps?
Melina : Yes Sir
Polytropos : Find a place for this, could you? *adds the head in a sack.*
Eleni : As I said, that would be doable.
Andreas Appolodorus: For all we know these men may sell us things at ten times the going price.
Eleni : We can uh, present the head tomorrow, I suppose.
Polytropos : Damned Draco. Even in death he's annoying.
Eleni : And - Tch! Aias!
Eleni : Get out of there!
Kataramene : How was he annoying?
Damian : What? He needs a bath.
Melina : *stands with wine and cups*
Eleni : He's getting fur all over the bath!
Polytropos : *more wine.*
Polytropos : I don't know. He sounded like he knew what he was talking about...
Damian : Fine, fine. Sorry, Aias.
Kataramene : *gets up to fetch wine*
Polytropos : Maybe Strato can find us one of those property managers.
Andreas Appolodorus: He sounded like. That proves nothing.
Eleni : Sorry, boy, but that's really not hygenic.
Kataramene : He even mentioned an edict if we try to sell to the Egyptians.
Damian : It's not my fault if he starts to stink.
Melina: *tucks a loose strand of hair behind her ear*
Polytropos : Epistor. Ten thousand for a bunch of villages, does that sound right...?
Epistor: It seems quite a good deal, actually, master.
Kataramene : *takes some wine and returns to the seat*
Polytropos : You do numbers, don't you...?
Eleni : It sounds a bit on the low end of things, even.
Eleni : *Takes some wine as well, nodding to Milena*
Epistor: And I would be happy to investigate Lord Strato's list, if you wish.
Melina: *smiles back*
Polytropos : Sounds good to me.
Kataramene : That would be useful.
Epistor: I am familiar with mathematics, master. I have operated this villa and its estates for a number of years.
Damian : Would you hand me a glass, Eleni?
Polytropos : Good man.
Eleni : Sure. You lazy, lazy man.
Leonidas : *helps himself to some wine*
Andreas Appolodorus: Good idea we shall know more if possible make we are not being played.
Polytropos : Have yourself a measure of wine.
Damian : Pfft. I'm comfortable and thank you.
Andreas Appolodorus: * make sure
Epistor: Ah... a suggestion, perhaps, master?
Polytropos : Yes...?
Eleni : *kneels down to hand Damian a glass. May or may not stick our her tongue at him as she does so*
Kataramene : You want to ask about this, and yet were fine to jump at what the fae wanted? Right.
Damian : That and I smell like bear.
Eleni : Yes, you do.
Epistor: Lord Strato seemed quite concerned that you would sell to the foreigners.
Damian : *sticks his tongue out back at her*
Leonidas : *sits and sips his wine*
Polytropos : He did, didn't he. Who's he been speaking to?
Eleni : And that was just our lives, Kat! This is our /bussiness/.
Eleni : Priorities, don't you know.
Epistor: But perhaps you could sell a portion of the property to someone in Argos, and use the proceeds to finance the improvements?
Andreas Appolodorus: Exactly Kat because danger we know how to handle. This we know next to nothing and anyone could fool us.
Polytropos : Hnnh...
Epistor: Ah, it seems likely that his concern was based on the visit from the Egyptian merchant, master.
Polytropos : Oh, right.
Polytropos : Maybe we can talk Lamachus up. Or...
Kataramene : Is it wrong to pretend we might intend to sell to them to get a better deal?
Eleni : Lamachus would /assuredly/ try to short us.
Damian : *grabs some more food and toses Aias another piece of meat*
Melina: *bends to clean the side of the pool*
Polytropos : I'm starting to like this whole villages idea. Can we name on of them Polytropolis?
Epistor: I suppose you could name them anything you wanted, master.
Damian : Melina, I'll take care of that.
Andreas Appolodorus: Ah
Kataramene : We could have one each.
Polytropos : #I'm in.
Eleni : Hah!
Polytropos : It'll be the biggest little place ever.
Epistor: If you wanted to go outside the Council, I could make some inquiries with the higher-rank merchants, on your behalf.
Damian : It was my friend that dirtied it, I'll clean it. We could use some more food.
Telemachus : Heh founding cities, like proper heroes.
Eleni : I suppose that does have a certain ring to it, but I'm not sure its residents would go for it.
Polytropos : Do that!
Melina: *looks up at Damien* No need....please....this is my work
Polytropos : We'll see if we can dig up coil elsewise. Maybe we could melt down our gladiator trophies...
Damian : Nonsense. We need more wine.
Melina: Its not right
Epistor: As you command, master. I will have the information for you before the builder's deadline.
Polytropos : *nods.*
Kataramene : Thank you.
Eleni : Wonderful.
Melina: *looks over at Epistor and whispters* You will get me in trouble!
Damian : I'll deal with him. There, that should do it.
Melina: *blushes* But I will fetch more wine*
Kataramene : An evening to rest then.
Damian : *washes off hands*
Eleni : I hope so.
Polytropos : Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow, we haggle
Kataramene : Then in the morning we see what we can find out.
Eleni : No doubt there will be another crisis making itself known before long, so we may as well enjoy it while we can.
Kataramene : Much harder than fighting.
Damian : I just *love* haggling.
Eleni : *Bathes, has some more wine and gets to bed*
Kataramene : *much the same as that*

Lazyzeus : The night gives way to early morning.

Melina: Breakfast is served!
Damian : Yay!
Polytropos : *yawwwwn*
Polytropos : *wink*
Damian : Let's see. *grabs some food and toses Aias some more meat*
Eleni : Hm. Morning.
Kataramene : *aloof smile*
Polytropos : Have you been standing there all night...?
Eleni : Thank you, Melina. *Grabs breakfast*
Polytropos : *snaffles a liquid breakfast.*
Eleni : I hope not. That can't be good for the legs.
Polytropos : Oh-kay.
Damian : What?
Polytropos : Well, thanks.
Damian : Delicious as always, Melina.
Polytropos : Uh, I'm going to trawl the markets... see what I can gather.
Kataramene : I'll come too.
Polytropos : Got a bunch of odd trinkets I don't really use, and aren't much use for anyone else.
Damian : You're a better cook than I am. Keep it up and I may get fat.
Andreas Appolodorus: You sure?
Polytropos : ... I just bought this bow... dammit...
Polytropos : Pretty sure.
Damian : Or Aias will get fatter. *grins*
Polytropos : There's this moon on a stick... this skull on a stick...
Kataramene : Can't get rid of what we need to fight fully.
Damian : Right. So off to the market?
Eleni : Hm! I think I'll join the rest.
Telemachus : We should really be seeing the council..
Eleni : Well.. perhaps, yes...
Kataramene : We might be better seeing what "reward" we get first.
Polytropos : That's a point!
Polytropos : Hey, it's that man from Thrace.
Kataramene : Looks like the others thought of it too.
Eleni : Ah, he's arrived, then.
Polytropos : Hail, Thracian!
Thracian Merchant: Welcome to my shop. Would you like to see my wares?
Kataramene: Yes. I'd like to see what you have for sale.
Cretan Merchant: Ah...the Heroes of Crete .....if I'm not mistaken?
Polytropos : That's us!
Damian : That's us. How fair things?
Eleni : Heroes of lots of places, to hear people talk.
Eleni : It's enought to make one blush.
Cretan Merchant: Your fame is great in my home island
Polytropos : Huzzah! As it should be. We braved the Labyrinth!
Cretan Merchant: Welcome to Knossos. Can I interest you in my wares?
Leonidas: Yes. I'd like to see what you have for sale.
Polytropos : Still pretty dangerous!
Kataramene : And emerged alive!
Cretan Merchant: Indeed! You will be long remembered!
Polytropos : Hurrah!
Polytropos : Hrnh.
Polytropos : You know, the sword of Ares is probably worth more than all the architect is asking for.
Damian : I don't think Ares would look favorably on us if we sold it.
Polytropos : *seems to be getting favourable nods from the merchant.*
Telemachus : Not if you end up dead because you weren't as well armed as you could have been.
Cretan Merchant: *doesn't seem to have a clear idea where he is*
Polytropos : ... no-one wants this skull on a stick.
Kataramene : I don't think we should sell anything that helps us fight, unless no one really needs it.
Damian : What skull on a stick?
Polytropos : This skull on a stick.
Polytropos : None of you wanted it, either.
Egyptian Merchant: Foul necromancy.
Damian : I can't use it, not that I would if I could.
Polytropos : Don't look at me, I just picked it up!
Andreas Appolodorus: Skull on stick?
Polytropos : *points at it,*
Eleni : The priest had claimed it, I think..
Eleni : Perhaps the Temple would have some interest in it.
Polytropos : ... worth a try, I suppose...
Eleni : I'ts not really a Heran artefact, though.
Damian : The dead priest that wanted your soul for his God?
Polytropos : ... more likely, they'll burn me for having it...
Polytropos : Yes, that priest.
Andreas Appolodorus: Too much magic for me.
Damian : Maybe they can destroy it.
Polytropos : I s'pose...
Polytropos : ... not really helping me, though...
Damian : *hefts pack* I bought another bundle of healing kits and a woodland kit. I can't carry anymore though.
Polytropos : Hullo...
Eleni : *Shrugs* If the Egyptians are not interested in it, I'm not sure who else would be.
Polytropos : Ahem.
Kataramene : I've not enough drachmae to buy anything.
Polytropos : I found this skull on a stick.
Polytropos : My friends say it's evil, but I can't get rid of it!
Polytropos : I'd eagerly hand it over as an offering to Hera, or something, but I'm just a penniless- yes. Yes, I am one of the Heroes of Argos.
Damian : *nods to the priest* That we are.
Polytropos : Wow.
Kataramene : I sometimes wonder about the weapons we found or were given, and if we should keep them.
Polytropos : Well, that's... not exactly drachmae, but I'll happily take the boon of the goddess, I... suppose.
Damian : You are most kind, priest. Thank you.
Damian : *w* Take it, Pol.
Polytropos : *frowns at the scroll, trying to make sense of it.*
Polytropos : Hnh. Well, good day.
Kataramene : Do you still have your trident, Tel?
Telemachus : Yup.
Damian : *bows* Thank you.
Eleni : Some of these /were/ quite heartfelt gifts, I suppose.
Polytropos : You want this?
Telemachus : I don't know if selling a gift from a god would e particularly good idea..
Eleni : It becomes rather difficult to keep track of all of them, though.
Damian : Sure. It should keep Tel with us.
Eleni : We would have to keep ledgers.
Polytropos : *waves the scroll.*
Kataramene : I loaned Damien my prize from the tournament at home, and Pol had the star metal sword.
Wealthy Woman: Browses the stalls and gives the others a haughty look*
Polytropos : At the rate he's going, we're going to have to invest him just to keep him alive.
Damian : *reads the scroll* Yes, this may come in handy.
Kataramene : Just wondering if they should be sold to fund the villages.
Polytropos : I wonder if anyone'd still be interested in buying Andreas...
Kataramene : Mine weren't exactly gifts from the gods, after all.
Wealthy Woman: *looks at Kat's bare legs with disgust*
Damian : I doubt we'd get much for him, Pol.
Polytropos : We can just buy him back once we're wealthy landowners.
Kataramene : *fortunately, wasn't looking*
Polytropos : Two, three years, tops.
Damian : More like two, three months tops.
Polytropos : How're we doing?
Eleni : Well, I've sold a few scrolls I'm not likely to ever use.
Eleni : That's an extra three thousand or so, there.
Kataramene : Contemplating selling the prize weapons.
Polytropos : I've got about a tenth of what we need.
Damian : *pulls out the scroll of ressurection* Tel, I have your ticket back to us should you fall again.
Eleni : We also still have to meet the council, with regards to our reward.
Eleni : Ah! I've still got one of those as well, for reference.
Eleni : So that's two whole tickets of not-dying.
Polytropos : No-one'll even think about buying the Spartan shield, because anyone with one of these who wasn't given by a Spartan, is instantly murdered by a Spartan.
Damian : It's a good thing you and Pol are free of that curse.
Eleni : Speaking of which, Kat! We got that curse removed.
Polytropos : No kidding.
Kataramene : What curse?
Eleni : By taking a bath together.
Kataramene : ....
Eleni : The whole soul-claimed-by-Thanatos thing.
Polytropos : That's... mostly true.
Kataramene : So you got rid of /your/ curse? Was someone else cursed?
Damian : I'm pretty sure I drew a picture of it. I have it here somewhere...*pretends to search through his pack*
Eleni : Quite a load of our shoulders, I'll tell you.
Eleni : Pol's, too!
Polytropos : Mmm.
Polytropos : I was cursed like you wouldn't believe. Anyway! Um... Council...?
Eleni : If we're done here, yes.
Kataramene : .... no one told m ... wait, you did what to get rid of it?
Polytropos : It's fine! We bathe together all the time, don't we? All of us, that is?
Eleni : I told you! We bathed in a mountain spring.
Damian : Yes, but it was just the two of you that time.
Eleni : The spirit of the mountain invited us to.
Eleni : She was quite nice.
Polytropos : ... damn cold...
Kataramene : *pause*
Polytropos : Well, no-one else wanted to.
Eleni : I thought it was quite refreshing.
Damian : We didn't want to intrude.
Eleni : She did say the curse-removing thing was a one-time-only sort of deal.
Eleni : And since only the two of us were cursed..;
Damian : That too.
Polytropos : Hnh. Are we all here?
Kataramene : Pity, as it /might/ be needed again soon.
Damian : *winks at Eleni*
Kataramene : In fact I think it probably will.
Eleni : I suppose we should keep her in mind if any of us get into curse-shaped trouble, yes.
Polytropos : Hmf.

Polytropos : Are we missing Leo again...?
Eleni : Councilors! Good morning to you as well.
Polytropos : He knows we're going here, doesn't he?
Damian : I think we should avoid getting cursed again if at all possible.
Polytropos : Ah!
Damian : *motions to Aias to stay by the door*
Polytropos : just in time, man.
Eleni : We are honoured, indeed.
Kataramene : Curses can be strange things. Come of out the blue from unexpected sources.
Pelopidas: Any excuse it seems these days *hard tone in his voice*
Strato: And you have earned a reward.
Leonidas : *lounges against column and listens*
Polytropos : ...
Polytropos : *puzzled.*
Damian : *leans on staff* Just being alive is a cause to celebrate.
Polytropos : ... we do something wrong...
Lamachus: Hmm. The Council is not flush with coin at this time, but we have a valuable prize for you.
Polytropos : Oh.
Eleni : I sense dissatisfaction from you, Council Pelopidas.
Eleni : *Councilor
Pelopidas: *sighs*Youth of today.....you have it so easy
Damian : *snorts*
Strato: Still, honored deeds must be rewarded.
Strato: Do you have the helm, General Pelopidas?
Pelopidas: *waves a hand* Of course...of course
Polytropos : I'm sure in your day, you hunted your dangerous warlords in the snow uphill, both ways, but we still do our best.
Eleni : *Chuckles* Maybe you should tag along next time, councilor.
Eleni : You shall see just ho easy we have things.
Polytropos : Hm.
Strato: Please accept this small token with our thanks.
Leonidas : hmm
Strato: The helmet is made of sky iron, and its thus both rare and valuable.
Pelopidas: It a fine article of armour.....wear it well and with honour
Polytropos : *observes it critically.*
Lamachus: Please don't trade it in the market for some magic olives.
Eleni : Thank you, councilors.
Polytropos : Ah! Ahaha... ha... would we do that. *cough*
Damian : No worries about that.
Eleni : I'm sure it will prove very useful.
Damian : Tel, either you or Kat should wear it.
Eleni : Is there any other bussiness?
Strato: Indeed. You have earned some time to rest and enjoy the profits of your adventures. I hope you will use the time to think on the future. *nods knowingly*
Lamachus: Hmm, yes.
Lamachus: Profit, indeed. *nods knowingly at you*
Polytropos : *collects it and carries it back to the rest.*
Kataramene : *looks at the helmet*
Eleni : I look forward to it, certainly.
Polytropos : Nice crest.
Eleni : I'm sure we will speak again before long.
Pelopidas: But if I may......do not neglect your training. The burdens and rigours of combat are always nearby
Polytropos : Aaabsolutely.
Andreas Appolodorus: A soldier's helmet.
Pelopidas: You may think you have...arrived. But you have not
Polytropos : *frowns.*
Damian : It matches your armor, Tel.
Polytropos : ... sinister.
Kataramene : It does rather.
Strato: Don't be so stern, General. Today is a day to enjoy victory and youth.
Telemachus : I suppose it does...
Lamachus: But even youth must consider the future.
Polytropos : We can leave you to debate, Council?
Pelopidas: And the city will host a celebration to honour them. But its a false dawn I fear
Strato: Of course.
Strato: Go in peace.
Polytropos : Gods favour you.

[Karvon]

Lazyzeus : A pleasant day on the waterfront in Argos... A few days have passed since your meeting with the Town Council. Epistor has been making queries about sale of portions of your land. You are enjoying a quiet siesta on the upstairs patio...

Epistor: Masters, good news.
Andreas Appolodorus: We don't come up here often enough.
Kataramene : *drinks as cool a drink as can be found that day* Oh?
Polytropos : ... no, it was Diomedes that stole the horses-
Damian : *looks over his shoulder at Epistor*
Leonidas : New shipment of good wine?
Eleni : *Looks up* Oh. Hello, Epistor.
Polytropos : Aha.
Epistor: I believe I have found a buyer who would be interested in purchasing a parcel from your land.
Eleni : A parcel, you say...?
Epistor: It's one of the best tracts, and includes most of the orchards, but the price will cover both the builder's costs for the new villages and the portion for Master Leonidas.
Polytropos : Hmf.
Leonidas : Sounds good to me.
Polytropos : *chews on that.*
Epistor: Shall I have his broker call upon you?
Polytropos : Well, obviously it sounds good to you.
Damian : *shrugs and turns back to the sea* I'm not a land-owner, so that's fine with me too.
Eleni : Of course it does, to you.
Polytropos : Who is this man?
Epistor: You remember the fellow who runs the games at the arena?
Polytropos : Pelleus, or somesuch?
Epistor: Yes, Peleus. It is his brother.
Kataramene : What would he want with it... ahh.
Polytropos : Huh.
Polytropos : But it's a good bot o' land, hm.
Epistor: I spoke to Peleus, he is still very interested in whether you intend to reopen Eumenius's old school.
Polytropos : Oh yeah, that.
Telemachus : *grumbles* orchards are valuable. You don't just go growing new orchards overnight.
Polytropos : *scratches back of his head.*
Eleni : I see... I suppose competition has not been vey good lately.
Kataramene : It seems if we are selling off the orchards that has to be our aim.
Epistor: Indeed. Your share should be about eight thousand, Master Leonidas.
Leonidas : Hmm that doesn't seem like very much.
Polytropos : We could pay you more than that!
Kataramene : IT's up to you, Leo, that's your share of the grant.
Polytropos : ... eventually...
Damian : Eight thousand? I'll sell that idol and give Leo his portion from that.
Epistor: Well, you are not going to get a match for what the Egyptian ambassador offered.
Eleni : Clearly.
Polytropos : As long as Poseidon doesn't mind us bartering his idol. We don't want floods. Again.
Epistor: Remember that the sale will also include the ten thousand for the villages.
Kataramene : Eight thousand is more than a seventh of what the Councilman offered.
Epistor: Oh, yes, that was a terrible offer.
Leonidas : The councilman was trying to rip us off.
Polytropos : Ah well.
Telemachus : It was also the only serious offer.
Kataramene : *looks at Leo* We're not intending you do it either.
Polytropos : Epistor, you've done well. We might need to talk about this one.
Epistor: Very well, my lords.
Eleni : It would be easy to raise the rest of the 25,000 with this out of the way, I suppose...

Lazyzeus : *You hear something, a banging on the outer door*

Polytropos : Now who's breaking our door?
Eleni : It seems we have guests.
Epistor: Ah, let me get that, Masters.
Kataramene : Can you show who that ... thank you!
Polytropos : Oi!

Epistor : Stop making a ruckus! Who...
Epistor: Oh, of course, sir! Right this way!
Epistor: Is he... your friend, is he here as well?

Eleni : *Yawns* I suppose there is support for the gladiator school idea, after all.
Kataramene : Visitors important enough to be shown right in?
Polytropos : i dunno. You have a house, people think they can just walk in...

Epistor: Right up on the veranda, sir!
Epistor: Go right up!

Polytropos : We can find trainers, can't we?
Kataramene : Is the nubian still here?
Eleni : We probably can. And I don't know.

Epistor: Masters! A famous guest!
Polytropos : Maybe we can ask Melena... oh?
Leonidas : *pours himself some more wine and sitss to enjoy it*
Damian : If he was looking for a job, then probably.
Eleni : *Blinks*
Epistor: Iolaus, cousin of...
Leonidas : Nah, he cleared out, he was going back to his homeland.
Iolaus: Yes, yes, everyone knows who my cousin is. Thank you.
Polytropos : Zeus's pate.
Iolaus: He's actually the reason I'm here. I greet you, heroes of Argos. I've heard a lot about you.
Kataramene : *lifts an eyebrow and looks at the newcomer assessingly*
Iolaus: Thank you. *meaningful look at Epistor*
Polytropos : Uh - more wine!
Eleni : The perils of having famous family...
Epistor: Ah, I'll have Melina prepare an afternoon repast.
Damian : *glances at the newcomer and nods*
Eleni : It is good to meet you.
Polytropos : Come in, come in.
Kataramene : ... yes, more wine. *smiles as pretty a smile as she can manage, and crosses the long legs*
Iolaus: *looks around* Nice villa.
Damian : *smiles* Thank you. Please, have some wine.
Kataramene : We were fortunate to be given it's use.
Eleni : Argos is a generous city. We only had to save it a handful of times.
Iolaus: You have done great things in Argos, I've heard.
Kataramene : It's very nice of you to say so.
Iolaus: *waves a hand at the wine* No thank you.
Iolaus: *looks agitated, runs a hand through his hair*
Kataramene : *practically fluttering lashes*
Damian : *shrugs and pours some wine*
Eleni : ...is something wrong?
Polytropos : What, uh, what do we owe this visit?
Eleni : You seem.. distraught.
Kataramene : Please! Sit! *waves to the seat*
Iolaus: This may seem an odd question, but have any of you seen Heracles lately?
Polytropos : *blink.*
Eleni : I don't /think/ so, no. And I'm sure I would recall.
Damian : *shakes head* No.
Kataramene : Well ... no, we've never had the honour.
Eleni : Why? Have you... lost him?
Polytropos : Have we *seen* him? Does one just 'see' him...?
Iolaus: *sits* I was supposed to meet him here in Argos.
Iolaus: He's late. Very late. And with what's on the line...
Damian : He's still a man, no matter who is father is, Pol.
Telemachus : We haven't seen him, but we've only been back in town a few days.
Iolaus: I've looked everywhere. He wouldn't be late, not with the lives of... *rubs face* I'm sorry, I'm rambling.
Eleni : Perhaps you should start at the beginning, yes?
Polytropos : Eheh, not, uh, not sure about that, Damian. Um, we haven't seen or heard.
Damian : *frowns* Do you know where he was coming from?
Kataramene : *moves seat* Don't worry, tell us everything.
Damian : Fine, half-man.
Iolaus: From Attica. We were up there helping the Oracle of Delphi with a little harpy infestation.
Kataramene : *listens with a rapt expression*
Iolaus: But this problem, it begins a bit earlier.
Telemachus : sodding harpies.
Polytropos : *a slight frown.*
Eleni : Dreadful creatures. But do go on.
Damian : Ugly beasts. And they stink.
Iolaus: Last year, we were in Thebes, fighting this warlord who decided he was going to take over the eastern trade.
Kataramene : *nods encouragingly, with the rapt smile*
Polytropos : Tch. Warlords. Am I right?
Iolaus: In the fighting, we learned that they were using the local Temple of Hera as a staging base. Apparently the priest was in on the deal.
Iolaus: Yeah, we'd dealt with his kind a hundred times. I'm sure you have too.
Kataramene : Yes, Pol. *off-handedly*
Polytropos : At, uh, at least.
Iolaus: But in the fighting, we ah... sort of destroyed the temple. The priest died in the fire.
Damian : *frowns* A member of the clergy? I assume that Hera was less than pleased.
Polytropos : *deeper frown.*
Iolaus: Hera... well, I'm sure I don't have to tell you that she has reason not to like my cousin.
Eleni : Unfortunate.
Polytropos : So it's, uh, said.
Kataramene : Oh yes, we can imagine.
Iolaus: She has always seen in him a reminder of her husband's infidelity.
Damian : True. Forget I said anything.
Kataramene : Women scorned, and all that.
Iolaus: Well. Hera saw it as an outrage, and with the temple destroyed, she was able to convince most of the other gods to go along and issue a dictum.
Kataramene : Ahh. *sympathetic frown* Some of us have experienced their curses.
Iolaus: Apparently Heracles must atone by doing some chores for a king not far from here, in Tiryns.
Iolaus: Eurystheus.
Eleni : ...chores?
Kataramene : ... Tyrins?
Leonidas : Probably not getting paid for it either I imagine.
Iolaus: I don't know. *waves a hand* I imagine he wants us to go fetch him some jewels or kill monsters eating his crops or something.
Damian : It wouldn't be much of a penance if he did, Leo.
Polytropos : Bleh.
Kataramene : Same old. Same old.
Telemachus : He's going to work it off? Like a little boy who breaks a pot?
Iolaus: Probably will tell us to go catch 50 rats and bring their tails back or something similar.
Iolaus: Yeah, I didn't like it either.
Damian : *shudders*
Iolaus: But... and this is where my concern comes in.
Leonidas : Gods are lousy bosses.
Eleni : He did not show?
Polytropos : An errand was around here?
Iolaus: We were supposed to meet here and go to Tiryns.
Polytropos : Ohhh.
Iolaus: *sighs heavily* And that's not the worst part.
Leonidas : Good luck with that.
Damian : He's been delayed somehow.
Iolaus: Hera gave Heracles six months to complete the tasks.
Kataramene : How dreadful for you.
Eleni : You suspect she is delaying him with precisely that purpose in mind?
Iolaus: If he doesn't... she's ordered Eurystheus to sacrifice Heracles's wife and children to her in penance.
Kataramene : How awful! *sympathetic hand reaches to Iolaus's*
Iolaus: I know that nothing on earth or in heaven would stop him from being here. Something must have happened.
Leonidas : Hmm, maybe he's delayed intentionally?
Iolaus: That's what I think... but there's no time for a search. He could be anywhere.
Kataramene : Leo! That's a dreadful suggestion!
Damian : *folds arms and leans against the railing* I don't like the idea of going against Hera's plans, but there's the possibility that something else delayed him.
Iolaus: We've already lost almost a month.
Eleni : Hm...
Leonidas : *shrugs* Men go to war to escape family.
Eleni : This really makes me wish I'd made more progress on that scrying device.
Polytropos : *rubs his chin, thinking.*
Iolaus: Not Heracles. He loves his family.
Polytropos : Hmmm. Who would know...
Damian : *Some* men do, Leo. Not all.
Iolaus: He would have to be mad to let anything happen to them.
Leonidas : *shrugs* Just saying.
Kataramene : *pats the hand, sympathetically, again*
Eleni : But making a trip to Thrace to track it down hardly seems economical.
Kataramene : What /can/ we do to help?
Iolaus: I would go to far Asia and back if it would help.
Damian : Yes. What can we do to help?
Polytropos : The Temple of Hera's in town, isn't it?
Kataramene : Are you asking we look for him or complete his "chores" in his stead?
Iolaus: I don't know. I just thought... well, when you need a hero...
Eleni : We... /have/ had amicable dealings with the local Temple of Hera. But I do not think they would be exceptionally eager to help, assuming they have been made aware of anything at all.
Iolaus: *blinks at Kataramene* What?
Kataramene : Simply what can we do to help?
Leonidas : What's in it for us?
Eleni : I hardly think Hera would consider that a fullfillment of the dictum.
Kataramene : It would be dreadful to think we let a woman and her children die when we could assist.
Iolaus: Hmm, wait. Wait...
Kataramene : *lays on the butter*
Polytropos : We could ask around, see if anyone saw him come in...
Damian : *mutters* We're going to need a spoon soon.
Eleni : And please excuse Leo, he's a bit of a soulless bastard.
Kataramene : Bit?
Leonidas : *shrugs*
Eleni : He can't help it. He was just born that way.
Damian : *raises an eyebrow* Just a bit?
Polytropos : Easy now.
Iolaus: Hmm. I wonder...
Polytropos : Yeah?
Damian : Anyway, we did give over that mace to the temple. Maybe they would be amendable to our inquiries.
Iolaus: I've met Eurystheus. He's a right bastard, that one, the perfect tool for Hera's game.
Iolaus: But he's never met Heracles.
Eleni : ...ah.
Kataramene : Please, tell us.
Iolaus: If we could just buy some time... time for me to look for him...
Eleni : And what if you do find him, and our deception is promptly revealed?
Iolaus: Yeah, if Eurystheus is holding him, that would be a problem.
Eleni : Will he not just have to... start over from the beginning?
Iolaus: But then wouldn't he have to admit that he was cheating?
Kataramene : Mmm.
Iolaus: I've done this business with the gods before.
Leonidas : Do we really wanna get mixed up with some angry goddess?
Kataramene : And no one likes a cheat.
Eleni : This is asuming your theory is correct, of course....
Polytropos : One of us could play the part, I'm sure of it! *heroic pose!*
Kataramene : We've already got mixed up in the business of at least two of those.
Iolaus: They lie, they trick, they betray. But if Hera's behind Heracles's disappearance, she _can't_ raise a complaint.
Eleni : Oh, yes. Tel or Andreas would fit the role, I suppose.
Leonidas : Yeah, I'd think we'd learn from it, no?
Polytropos : ... wh... *sigh* Yeah. *deflates.*
Iolaus: *looks at Telemachus* Hmm. Yes.
Eleni : Not a complaint, perhaps, though she'd certainly hold a grudge.
Iolaus: Basic build... slightly scruffy look. The hair could be a shade lighter.
Eleni : Not that we've shied away from making enemies before...
Iolaus: I know it's a lot to ask.
Kataramene : Do we need a lion skin?
Eleni : Oh, I'm sure we could find some hair dye.
Polytropos : *mutter mumble.*
Iolaus: Actually, I have one of Heracles's tunics.
Telemachus : I'll go with it if it's the plan... but this is going to get us into a *lot* of trouble.
Leonidas : I know where we can get a bear skin.
Leonidas : *smiles*
Iolaus: Look, I know it's a lot to ask. If Heracles were here, he'd never let you take such a risk.
Iolaus: But the murder of an innocent woman and children...
Polytropos : That's because he'd be doing it himself!
Kataramene : But how could we say no given the circumstances?
Telemachus : Yeah we can't let that happen.
Eleni : If Hercales were here, the situation /would/ be markedly different.
Kataramene : His poor family. *shakes her head sadly*
Iolaus:
Leonidas : I see, so what about all the nameless poor families out there dying, you gonna ignore all of them?
Polytropos : Besides. It's... only a king and the greatest goddess of Olympus. Worst comes to worst, they'll get over it! Right...?
Iolaus: I can go with you to Tiryns, introduce you to Eurystheus. You can do whatever silly chore he has in mind, while I look for Heracles.
Iolaus: Heracles has spent his life helping people in need, sir.
Kataramene : No, Hercules will help them too when he is found.
Eleni : *Wicked smile* But we'd hardly be heroes worthy of the name if we walked away from a challenge like this.
Kataramene : *nods at Iolaus, in agreement*
Telemachus : right, hopefully it's only a couple of quests.
Iolaus: He's risked his life a thousand times for common people.
Telemachus : What'll we do when it comes time to switch back?
Leonidas : If you say so, I think heroes are overrated.
Iolaus: That's it, if we begin this, you'll have to follow the deception to the end.
Telemachus : Sometimes I don't understand why you ever left Mantiniea Leo.
Polytropos : Aright. We just need to sort out some land business, shouldn't take more than an hour, and we're good.
Damian : Without heroes, you'd have nothing to sing about, Leo. And if you even come near Aias with a knife, I'll skin you myself.
Leonidas : They do make for good stories though.
Leonidas : *laughs*
Iolaus: I'll take another quick look around the city and meet you at the main gates.
Leonidas : I don't own anything to skin him with.
Leonidas : *smiles*
Polytropos : See you there.
Eleni : Very well, then.
Polytropos : *mutter.*
Leonidas : So you have nothing to fear from me.
Iolaus: It's late but there's no time to waste. I know the road to Tiryns, it should take a few days to get there.
Damian : *nods at Iolaus* We'll be there as soon as we can.
Iolaus: And thank you, all of you.
Kataramene : Are you sure you will not eat?

Eleni : ...well, this is unexpected.
Polytropos : No, he... he looks busy.
Polytropos : Alright!
Leonidas : *helps himself to more food*
Kataramene : Shame, but I suppose we need to move quickly.
Polytropos : So. We pool our cash, sell off the idol, give Leo... uh, ten thousand? Or so? And give the rest to the architect.
Eleni : I suppose we do, at that.
Eleni : How much of the rest?
Telemachus : It was eight!
Polytropos : I don't know. Depends what we've got left.
Telemachus : *grumble*
Eleni : Are going for the 10,000 or the 25,000?
Kataramene : He is entitled to a split from the idol.
Polytropos : We'll go for what we can afford!
Leonidas : Right
Telemachus : *double grumble*
Polytropos : If we end up messing with Hera, might be nice to have a house outside Argos, you know?
Eleni : Right, right. It's just that I have some scrolls I could probably sell off for a little extra.
Polytropos : Thinking ahead.
Kataramene : I say we go with what Epistor suggests, but reduce the amount of land sold if we can by what we get for the idol.
Eleni : Or maybe not. That just gives her a place to focus her fury!
Damian : *hands Eleni the idol and his coin purse* I need to prepare, I'll meet you either here or outside.
Polytropos : Anyway. Here's my coin.
Eleni : Now what would be the best place to sell the idol...
Kataramene : Egyptians!
Leonidas : The temple usually offers the best prices.
Telemachus : We can probably pool the money we've got. and make up 10 thousand
Polytropos : The Egyptians care nothing for our gods..
Telemachus : Wrong gods for the egyptians
Eleni : I have 17,500 on hand, with me, Pol and Damian's shares.
Leonidas : But some stuff they won't buy.
Kataramene : Anyway. *sniff* Best prepare for the road.
Eleni : I'll go shop it around.
Telemachus : want mine?
Epistor: Your guest left in a hurry, master.
Andreas Appolodorus: How much we need?
Eleni : We know. Seems we'll have to do the same.
Polytropos : Epistor! We're heading for Tirnys.
Eleni : Best if we don't speak of the details, you know?
Epistor: Hmm. What should I tell the builder, master?
Kataramene : Seel what we can, give Leo his part, pool the rest.
Polytropos : Don't worry about Peleus's cousin - we're prrrrobably going to keep the land.
Leonidas : *enjoys the food and wine*
Epistor: I will see it done, mistress.
Telemachus : We're just going to arrange the funds now.
Epistor: Oh? *blinks at the contradictory orders*
Eleni : The funds for the architect.
Polytropos : ... coulda been Heracles... *mutter*
Kataramene : I didn't think we could raise enough for that, but if we can then fine.
Epistor: Ah. You should find him at the arena, masters.
Eleni : Thank you, Epistor.

Damian : So what's the plan?
Eleni : Nice. Very rugged!
Telemachus : *sniffs shirt*
Kataramene : Seemingly raise what we can and borrow the rest?
Eleni : Though it's odd to think you walk around in finer gard than Heracles does.
Damian : *nods*
Telemachus : I spend most of my life in my armour.
Polytropos : If all else fails, we've got some things, still.
Eleni : I suppose he has less need of it.
Damian : Spiffy.
Telemachus : We don't all get demi god invulnerablity
Polytropos : We'll make ends meet somehow.
Kataramene : Better change.

Leonidas : *hums to himself*

Polytropos : And one day, we'll be wealthy landowners living off our rents, like the Greek Kings who fought at Troy.
Telemachus : My legs feel weird.
Polytropos : Pfffhahaha.
Telemachus : all.. enclosed..
Eleni : Guess how much I got for the icon?
Polytropos : How're we doing?
Polytropos : Uh... ten beans? Eleven?
Eleni : 16,780 drachma.
Polytropos : Ooo! Twenty.
Eleni : From the Thracians, even.
Damian : I was right.
Polytropos : ... that's a lot of beans...
Eleni : I didn't know that cared much for Poseidon, but there you go.
Damian : You do have a silver tongue, Eleni.
Polytropos : They sial a lot.
Eleni : That I do.
Polytropos : Aright, so, can we do this?
Damian : One of your many charms. *grins*
Eleni : That's 36,000 I have on hand. Getting quite heavY.
Polytropos : *scowls at the people nearby.*
Polytropos : Right.
Eleni : And I don't have Andreas or Katara's shares yet, I think.
Polytropos : We can pat off Leo, if he agrees and, get the place rebuilt. That'll give us space for the gladiator school too, if we ever get there.
Andreas Appolodorus: How much you want?
Polytropos : It's aaaall falling into place.
Kataramene : Looking rather heroic, Tel.
Damian : Just as long as it doesn't fall apart.
Eleni : However much you'd be willing to part with. The others have put in about two thousand each.
Polytropos : ... he looks like a Metic farmer.
Polytropos : No offence, Tel.
Kataramene : I've only just over 200 as I bought some healing things, but you can have that.
Damian : Mine was over three thousand. And farming is a noble profession.
Eleni : Hercales is known for not being terribly flashy. Oooh; very good Andreas.
Polytropos : *grumble.*
Andreas Appolodorus: Here is 5000.
Kataramene : Good on you, Andreas.
Polytropos : Alright. Who, uh, who wants to do this?
Eleni : We've more than enough to go for the 25,000 mark now, and have a nice bit to divvy up afterwards.
Polytropos : Night's falling, we've got a long walk.
Eleni : Well, let's go already, then.
Kataramene : Let Eleni do it, she's better with the monetary side of things than most of us.
Polytropos : We can give it to Epistor, and... he can arrange the architect's deal, right...?
Telemachus : Ah.. *ahem* yes. Thankyou.
Kataramene : Oh... that's an option.
Eleni : If we need any supplies, we best hurry, Oh, and we might want to pick up some dye.
Andreas Appolodorus: May be get us more kits.
Damian : I have some clothing dye.

Leonidas : *strums harp*
Leonidas : *sings*

Kataramene : I'll get a few with what I have.
Polytropos : Well, don't leave them waiting! We might not be back in Argos for a while.
Damian : I have sixteen kits.
Telemachus : All it takes is a pair of these leggy things and everyone thinks I'm Heracles.
Polytropos : People are weird.
Eleni : Ah, master Hippodamnus.
Eleni : Indeed. I was told I would find you here.
Damian : I only have one camping kit, so we'd better buy more if we can.
Telemachus : I've got one
Eleni : Terribly sorry to interupt, but it seems we will be out of town for some time. We thought it would be best to get our arrangements in order quickly.
Eleni : We've decided to invest the 25,000.
Kataramene : I've got one, but they are heavy.
Polytropos : *critical look at Telemachus.*
Polytropos : Maybe don't slouch so much, yeah?
Polytropos : Stand up or something.
Eleni : The funds for that are not quite there, I'm afraid.
Kataramene : Those leg covering things are rather ... fetching.
Telemachus : I do *not* slouch.
Andreas Appolodorus: I can carry things.
Eleni : As a matter of fact, I have the coin right here..
Eleni : THere's precious little time to make other arrangements, I think.
Kataramene : All I have left, Andreas. Get another if you wish?
Telemachus : See? Fetching.
Andreas Appolodorus: Another what?
Eleni : Very good. It might be a while before we get to check up on the place.
Kataramene : Set of supplies?
Damian : I think you look just fine, Tel.
Eleni : Our servant, Epistor, will be at our villa.
Kataramene : Let's get Eleni on the way. Where's Leo?
Eleni : *Smiles* I look forward to seeing the results.
Eleni : Thank you.
Telemachus : I don't know what's with the bracer things though *waves arms* s'like the only piece of armour he wears?
Polytropos : Wel might have to give him some money to get him moving.
Telemachus : maybe he's got vulnerable wrists. like achilies with his heels?
Eleni : Hm. We've not entirely decided yet, but my companions seem keen on the idea.
Polytropos : ... maybe...?
Kataramene : They could be for lifting hot cauldrons or things?
Kataramene : You know, so not having to touch them with his hands?
Telemachus : ...How often does that come up?
Eleni : I will let my friends know you are eager to work with us, certainly.
Telemachus : wouldn't you just use a cloth?
Eleni : All this sweat and regimen and clashing in the arena is not quite /my/ area, I'm afraid.
Kataramene : There might not be a cloth there. I mean, how would we know? We've never had to do it.
Eleni : But yes. Good evening.
Eleni : Hah! I'm sure.
Telemachus : Well ok I don't think "pot tipping" is in any of the stories I've heard about him.
Lazyzeus : THe merchants are just closing up their shops, but they are happy to help you as long as your money is visible in the moonlight.
Telemachus : But It's one theory.
Telemachus : Are we going to leave tonight?
Polytropos : That was supposed to be the plan.
Eleni : *Purchases some suitable hair dye while she still can*
Damian : We will as soon as Leo and Eleni return.
Kataramene : *gives an idle little shrug* All i know is we are helping Heracles! How grand is that?!
Polytropos : That... is pretty grand...
Telemachus : Leo's probably drinking his new found wealth
Telemachus : or gambling it away.
Polytropos : He hasn't got it yet, has he?
Damian : *shrugs* He can do with it as is his want.
Damian : No.
Telemachus : Will that stop him>?
Polytropos : Heh
Telemachus : Boy needs to grow up.
Kataramene : That's his choice. All I know is he's now out of any future input or output of from this.
Polytropos : Well, we could sell him some apples.
Kataramene : The way he is going it's going to be the six heroes, and that other one.
Damian : As long as he supports the party, I don't much care what he does in is "off" time.
Polytropos : No-one ever sings anout the singer.
Polytropos : ... unless it's Orpheus. Hm.
Eleni : Well! The deal is made.
Damian : *is=his
Kataramene : *shrugs* As I sald, his choice.
Kataramene : Oh good!
Polytropos : We're in business!
Kataramene : And you have Leo's share?
Eleni : I've 15,000 left after all that. I suppose we'll pay off Leo's share from that.
Damian : *nods* I hope this bears us some fruit.
Eleni : Certainly not the full amount...
Telemachus : How far is it to Tiryns anyway?
Leonidas : *breaks open another bottle of wine*
Eleni : The 8000 offered by Peleus' brother seems fair enough.
Eleni : Oh, and speaking of Peleus...
Kataramene : It's much better than the Councilman's offer.
Damian : More than fair.
Kataramene : Did anyone see where he got to?
Eleni : He has graciously offered to supply us with new talent, should we decide to reopen the gladiator school.
Kataramene : Oooo, well that's useful to know.
Damian : Considering that he probably sold that sword we were keeping for Kat.
Eleni : I think Ioalas might be wondering if we've forgotten about him, at this point.
Telemachus : Where are we meeting him?
Kataramene : Better see if Leo is at the villa, give him what he is owed and find out if he wants to come?
Damian : At the front gates.
Polytropos : Alright. Someone pay Leo, and let's go!
Eleni : I'm tempted to let him stay here. It might sully Heracles' sterling reputation to be associated with him, after all.
Kataramene : If someone ... and yes, the rest of us go meet Iolaus so he knows we are coming.
Damian : *snorts* I'll be at the gate, I could use some fresher air.
Polytropos : Eh. So the guy doesn't want land. Doesn't make him Sisyphus, does it?
Eleni : All right, all right. I have the money.
Polytropos : He's got a kind of a point, you know. Live for today, and all that.
Kataramene : That's what we're doing isn't it?
Damian : Live for today, but plan for tomorrow.
Polytropos : It'll be a while until the villages are set up, people are living and working...
Kataramene : Live for today as we do and it works for tom... yes.
Kataramene : *walks up with her best proud warrior bearing* We made it!
Polytropos : Sorry about that! We're set. Mostly.
Damian : Sorry, we had some land matters to attend to.
Kataramene : Apologies, but we have a tardy member of the group.
Polytropos : Putting our affairs in order!

Eleni : Leo!
Leonidas : Yeah?
Leonidas : *glances up*
Eleni : Have you decided not to join us, or have you just forgotten something?
Leonidas : Didn't know we were going anywhere definitely.
Leonidas : Thought you were going to sell loot and buy supplies and what not.
Leonidas : Just been waiting for my share.
Eleni : Yes, and meet with Iolas immediately thereafter.
Eleni : What you do is up to you, I suppose.
Leonidas : Oh
Eleni : But this is the money for buying your share of the land.
Leonidas : *counts thru*
Eleni : The same you would have gotten from Peleus' brother.
Leonidas : Seems fair.
Leonidas : Where's my share for the loot sold?
Eleni : I'm glad you think so. I'm dividing up the reast later, but there's not much left.
Leonidas : Well I'd like mine now, so I can go shopping.
Eleni : It's... it's nearly complete dark, Leo.
Leonidas : So
Eleni : And we're leaving.
Eleni : I'm not sure I /want/ to know what places you intend to visit at this hour.
Leonidas : You've been out spending money, why can't I have mine now?
Eleni : *Sighs* Well, there's not much left.
Leonidas : Well as long as I get my fair share for what you sold.
Eleni : There. And giving everyone a share means I end up with nearly nothing.
Leonidas : Minus party supplies as usual.
Eleni : Now are you coming or not?
Leonidas : Yeah
Leonidas : *waves*

Kataramene : We don't plan to be, but it's nice to have an anchor that feeds you one day.
Telemachus : Hoping to get old one day.
Polytropos : There's something... noble about looking at something and knowing you made it what it is.
Telemachus : We don't all get to be demi-gods heh
Damian : *pats pouch* With that scroll from Hera's temple, you may just, Tel.
Kataramene : We're going to try and break the mold.
Damian : *shrugs* I don't care about being a hero, I just want to help as I'm able.
Telemachus : Hey founding cities is right up there on the list of things heroes do.
Telemachus : Just a village
Telemachus : but it's a start.
Damian : We'll be expanding Argos.
Damian : Yes we do.
Kataramene : Enough, we hope.
Polytropos : Tirnys has markets, right...?
Kataramene : Yes....
Polytropos : Well, he doesn't want to be a landowner. I know that.
Polytropos : Sounds unfriendly.
Damian : Leo's more interested in helping himself than in helping others.
Damian : Not if the danger is fleet of foot and your friends could help you with it.
Kataramene : Run is usually the option then.
Iolaus: Luckily Heracles is a patient man.

Eleni : There. Sorry for the delay...
Iolaus: All ready?
Leonidas : *smiles*
Iolaus: Let us journey forth, then.
Kataramene : *looks around* It seems we are.
Eleni : To a long night's march, I'm sure.
Eleni : Or ride.

Lazyzeus : It takes two and a half days to reach Tiryns. As you approach the city you see what Iolaus was getting at; the place is a true fortress, atop a tall hill with only one safe approach.

Polytropos : On the road agaaaaain...
Kataramene : *is very polite to Iolaus*
Polytropos : ... augh. STill on the road again.
Eleni : *Has arranged to dye Tel's hair a lighter shade on the way*
Polytropos : Are we there yet? My sandals have a hole in... oh.
Kataramene : That really /is/ a fortress.
Telemachus : *submits to this with great reluctance*
Eleni : I do believe we are.

Tiryns Sentry : Intruders approach!
Damian : Hmm.
Leonidas : *looks around*
Kataramene : You haven't lost it yet, at least.
Eleni : *Takes perverse pleasure in Tel's suffering*
Tiryns Sentry : Approach and be recognized!
Polytropos : We're only intruders if we come in!
Iolaus: Not the friendliest of sorts.
Eleni : Do you not recognize honored guests when you see them?
Iolaus : Hail the gate!
Kataramene : So it seems.
Damian : We're honored?
Iolaus : We are here at the bidding of your King, on behest of the gods!
Kataramene : *low* We're with Hearcles, remember?
Eleni : You should have no trouble recognizing one of us, at least!
Tiryns Sentry : Who speaks so boldly?
Damian : Oh. Right.
Iolaus: *prods Telemachus forward*
Kataramene : Well we all do, but right now it's Heracles!
Telemachus : Heracles! Are you going to let us in or are we going to shout at each other all day?
Tiryns Captain: Iolaus. It's been many years since you visited our city.
Eleni : I bet I know who'd win in a shouting match.
Kataramene : *low* You.
Damian : *gestures at Aias to stay*
Iolaus: Indeed, captain.
Tiryns Captain: Hmm. I thought you'd be bigger.
Leonidas : I'm parched; where can one get a drink in this fair city?
Tiryns Captain: This is the fortress of Tiryns, traveler. We do not open our taverns for outsiders.
Tiryns Captain: You are here at the sufferance of our king, Eurystheus.
Eleni : How very hospitable of you.
Leonidas : Now that's not very hospitable.
Polytropos : I'm sure he suffers daily.
Royal Guard of Tiryns: Bare weapons are not allowed, woman.
Kataramene : *mutter* Could be arranged.
Iolaus: We don't want any trouble, we just want to see the King.
Kataramene : Once inside the safety of the gates it can be sheathed.
Kataramene : *looks at the open gates, pointedly*
Tiryns Captain: Let them in.
Kataramene : *sheaths the sword in a /very/ pointed (get it) gesture*
Leonidas : *shrugs*
Leonidas: *w* women
Iolaus: We know the way from here, Captain.
Polytropos : The whole city's a fortress...?
Eleni : Well.. 'city'...

Royal Guard of Tiryns: The King is expecting you.
Damian : *looks around*
Polytropos : ... woah.
King Eurystheus: And he's brought friends.
Telemachus : Sorry we're late. Got a little held up on the way.
King Eurystheus: Don't think to try anything! Megara and the children are not being held here, and should you try anytrhing...
Iolaus: Look, we just want to get this over with.
Leonidas : *leans on staff and listens*
Polytropos : ... grr...
Damian : *leans on staff and frowns*
Telemachus : I know the deal.
Warrior Priest of Hera: The "hero" must atone for his misdeeds.
King Eurystheus: Indeed! And that is why Hera, in her wisdom and grace, has issued this decree!
King Eurystheus: You must complete ten tasks to my satisfaction!
Leonidas : ten??
King Eurystheus: Do these labors within the six months alloted, and your wife and children will be restored safely to you, and the gods will be appeased.
Polytropos : What.
Damian : Hush Leo.
Eleni : ...at what point what that number established?
Warrior Priest of Hera: Do you challenge the wisdom of the gods?
Iolaus: I didn't know anything about this.
Leonidas : *w* would it do any good?
King Eurystheus: Silence! Hera has spoken.
Leonidas : *w* so they say.
Iolaus: *grumbles* Just tell us what the tasks are.
Damian : *w* No. Even the Gods can be blinded by hatred and jealousy.
Eleni : Evidently so..
King Eurystheus: In good time. Do you accept this charge, Heracles?
Kataramene : *snorts in what she hopes is a proud, warrior like fashion*
Telemachus : I've little choice
Warrior Priest of Hera: You had plenty of choice when you decided to burn down that temple and murder that priest.
Iolaus: He brought that on himself!
King Eurystheus: Silence!
King Eurystheus: Now, Heracles, are you ready for your first labor?
Telemachus : Accidental burning!
Warrior Priest of Hera: *smirks, enjoying the scene*
King Eurystheus: Well?
Telemachus : I'm ready.
King Eurystheus: Very well then. Here is your first task.
King Eurystheus: You shall travel to Nemea, slay the Nemean Lion, and bring back to me proof of the deed.
Iolaus: What?
Polytropos : That doesn't.. sound too hard...
Warrior Priest of Hera: Your hearing is defective, Iolaus?
Polytropos : One lion?
King Eurystheus: Do you understand your charge, hero?
Damian : Depends on how big the lion is.
Leonidas : Where in hades is Nemea?
Telemachus : Kill the lion, bring something back.
King Eurystheus: Go then, and do not return without the proof.
Telemachus : Want anything else while we're in Nemea?
Eleni : Western Argolis, I think.
Iolaus: I know the way.
King Eurystheus: *grins evilly* The lion will be sufficient.
Leonidas : Famous last words
Polytropos : Can we bring it in alive, or...
Telemachus : Alright then, lets get going.
Telemachus : He said "kill it"
Kataramene : *humph*
Eleni : He did say 'slay'.
Iolaus: *makes a "I'll tell you more outside" look*
Polytropos : Yeah. How hard can it be, we've got Heracles on our side.
Leonidas : Indeed
Eleni : That should probably be easier than capturing it, anyhow.

Kataramene : So we know the way to Nemea then?
Eleni : On acount of it being a lion and lions not enjoying being captured.
Polytropos : Your king's suffered enough.
Damian : So have we.
Kataramene : *draws her sword /just/ before the gate, pointedly again*
Leonidas : Later boys
Damian : Come, Aias.
Telemachus : Ok so what's the catch?
Iolaus: I've heard of the Nemean Lion.
Kataramene : Catch?
Telemachus : really big lion? breathe fire?
Iolaus: It's said to be a magical beast, with a hide so tough it cannot be pierced or cut with any weapon.
Telemachus : shoots spikes out of its tail?
Damian : Has really sharp fangs?
Kataramene : Is there... oh. It's not just any lion.
Polytropos : This has a distinct Tartatus-deal feel to it.
Eleni : Hm. Wel.
Eleni : We won't use weapons, then.
Telemachus : Riiiight.
Leonidas : Does this mean our heroes skipped out completely and we're expected to do all 10 tasks?
Eleni : Easy enough.
Polytropos : Nrgh.
Telemachus : Well we've got tricks.
Polytropos : Alright, look, uh...
Iolaus: If I can find that Hera's cheated and done something to Heracles, we can appeal the entire thing to Zeus.
Kataramene : He's been prevented from doing them, remember?
Telemachus : Which way's nemea?
Iolaus: I can give you directions.
Eleni : West and... north, I think.
Leonidas : Riiiiiiight
Polytropos : I guess 'Heracles' here can sort out the lion. Are you going to be looking for... him?
Leonidas : I used that one many a time when I was in school.
Iolaus: The last I'd heard that lion had been sighted near the village of Cleonae. Best to start there.
Leonidas : Heracles is sounding more and more like my kinda guy.
Kataramene : You were in school? How dreadful for you.
Iolaus: Yes, I'll go looking on the road between Delphi and Argos.
Eleni : Cleonae. Yes.
Polytropos : Right.
Iolaus: And be careful.
Eleni : Of the lion? Or something else?
Damian : We're always careful...usually.
Kataramene : Lots of things, I imagine.
Iolaus: I wouldn't put it past Hera to interfere.
Leonidas : Right, besides we have Heracles here to protect us, so why should we fear?
Iolaus: She doesn't want Heracles to succeed.
Leonidas : *laughs*
Kataramene : It's certain the King would have liked to see Hercule's death on these tasks, yes?
Damian : Aias, bite him.
Iolaus: Of course, if she _is_ responsible for Heracles's disappearance, then she knows you are imposters and will have no compunction killing you if she can.
Kataramene : ... right.
Iolaus: Oh, yes, the King didn't hide his feelings.
Eleni : If he is party to the whole 'delay', then the king knows Tel is mortal as well.
Iolaus: But I know Eurystheus, he's a coward at heart.
Polytropos : 'Yaaaay'.
Eleni : Which means sending him on tassk he assumes no mortal would survive.
Iolaus: Well, we'll just have to prove him wrong then.
Kataramene : Well he never met us then, did he?
Eleni : Thankfully, Tel's already died. Twice. So we can work with that.
Damian : Third time's the charm.
Iolaus: I'd better get going. Good luck to you.
Polytropos : Yeeeah. Thanks.
Eleni : And to you.
Damian : *nods* And to you.
Iolaus: I will try to check in with you as you go forward.
Kataramene : We look forward to seeing you again! *preety smile once more*
Iolaus: I don't know if you have to come back here each time or if the labors will be delivered via messenger, so just be ready.
Damian : We are?
Iolaus: *smiles at Kat* Sure thing.
Eleni : We shall keep up the act at every opportunity.
Kataramene : *brightens the smile back*
Polytropos : *mutter.*
Damian : *chuckles*
Telemachus : Come on then, invulnerable lion to slay..
Eleni : *Shakes her head* We'd best not give our legs too much time to rest, then...
Polytropos : Awwww.
Kataramene : So, Chimea a ana ... wherever.
Eleni : Nemea.
Eleni : And Cleonae.

Lazyzeus : The journey to Nemea takes four days...

[Karvon]

Lazyzeus : The road to Nemea is not well-traveled. You spend several days walking through forested hills, following a meandering path.

Leonidas : and now for my rendition of The Lizardman and the Thracian Maiden in Fm.
Kataramene : I never thought there'd be so many trees.
Polytropos : This is going to be a dump, isn't it...
Telemachus : That's why the call it a "forest"
Leonidas : *plays wild melody on pipes*
Andreas Appolodorus: Hail to Heracles the hero!
Polytropos : *sighs, as Leo readies another tune.*
Eleni : I'm not sure why.. oh.
Polytropos : Well, at least we've got something to march to.

Eleni : *Waves to the man on the hill*
Telemachus : *rolls his eyes* leave it out would you?
Leonidas : *plays as he follows along*
Andreas Appolodorus: Ah ah
Polytropos : Hm. Ho there, shepherd!
Eleni : Greetings!
Polytropos : Are.. are we close to Nemea?
Molorchos: This is an ill road, travelers.
Eleni : Cleonae, is the place we want.
Leonidas : It looks perfectly healthy to me.
Molorchos: You have stood within Nemea for a day's time, travelers.
Eleni : And why do you say that, sir?
Polytropos : I knew that...
Molorchos: Cleonae... tis over yon hill ahead. Though a wiser man would seek other places to visit.
Leonidas : But then I'm not an engineer, so what do I know?
Polytropos : *whew.*
Molorchos: Know you no tidings of this place?
Kataramene : We're from afar pl... we've come a long way.
Polytropos : Is, uh, is it something to do with a lion perchance?
Eleni : A rather large lion?
Molorchos: Ah. Good, then I need not tell the grim tale.
Molorchos: Yes, the gods have afflicted us with a terrible beast.
Leonidas : *shares an mead with the shepherd*
Polytropos : Well, uh... 'Heracles' has come to deal with it. Right, Herc?
Molorchos: I thank you, friend, but I am past the point where mere drink can ease my spirits.
Kataramene : There seems to be a lot of that about, more than I ever thought possible once.
Eleni : Whatever could you have done to vex them in such a way?
Telemachus : Yup. soon have this sorted.
Kataramene : *eyes the beggar*
Beggar: *looks at the travellers warily* Please...thank you kind ladies and Gents.... *shifts from one foot to another*
Leonidas : Well, the work makes the throat dry after a while I know; I used to herd sheep myself.
Beggar: Could you spare a crust for a poor man?
Molorchos: The lion has taken everything from us. Including my poor son...
Molorchos: *drops his head into his hands*
Eleni : ...things are truly dire, then.
Leonidas : *pats the man on the shoulder*
Beggar: *nods at the tale of the shepard* Indeed, times are hard hereabouts
Kataramene : Umm... *looks guiltily at the beggar*
Eleni : Uh, how much food have we left?
Molorchos: I have little left... but a handful of sheep in what was once a flock of dozens.
Molorchos: Are you truly the mighty Heracles?
Leonidas : The one and only *smiles*
Telemachus : Last time I checked.
Beggar: *Eyes the two sheep* Aye, there once were flocks.....flocks I tell you!
Kataramene : I've supplies for one night.
Molorchos: Then perhaps the gods have not forsaken us. Slay the lion, mighty son of Zeus, and I will sacrifice one of my beasts to the Thunderer, in thanks for our deliverance.
Andreas Appolodorus: Mighty he is.
Polytropos : That'll cheer him right up.
Leonidas : One can you tell us of this lion, friend?
Eleni : I think you might need the sheep more than Zeus, to be honest.
Molorchos: But know this... many heroes have come to do the deed. Neither arrow nor spear can pierce the monster's hide, or so I have heard.
Leonidas : Surely others have tried to slay it?
Kataramene : He likes a well sent offering.
Beggar: *skips from one foot to and other, looking anxious*
Kataramene : Ahh, there had to be a catch.
Molorchos: When first the beast came to infect these lands, many came.
Andreas Appolodorus: I need either so...
Polytropos : *sigh.*
Molorchos: Our own people, the best of them, took up arms to drive off the creature.
Andreas Appolodorus: * I need neither
Molorchos: Now... now all we can do is wait to die.
Polytropos : Stop looking so antsy, man.
Andreas Appolodorus: Only die if it is your time.
Beggar: *grovels to Poly* Thank you...thank you kind Sir
Kataramene : *gives Pol an approving look*
Telemachus : Get your best sacrificing knife sharpened, we'll have this thing killed in no time.
Polytropos : Yeah. When the lion's gone, your challege'll be to pick everything back up. We can't do that for you.
Molorchos: *squints* Is that a bird on his shield?
Andreas Appolodorus: * w * or vice versa
Polytropos : ... ixnay on the gyptianeay hieldsay.
Leonidas : I'm sure he'll be up to the task. I am here to witness and record his heroic deeds for future generations.
Molorchos: I wish you well then, heroes.
Molorchos: You are fleet of foot, tale-teller?
Beggar: *bites on the gold with a couple of good teeth* Thank the gods for your favour Sire.....but if only there were food to buy.....that would be something magical indeed!
Leonidas : Indeed.
Andreas Appolodorus: I wonder if this lion can bite stone.
Kataramene : Yeah, he is...
Leonidas : Once must live to tell the tale, no?
Polytropos : ... hmmm...
Molorchos: Then perhaps others will hear of your companions' bravery. *looks morosely at the sheep*
Eleni : That's his excuse, anyway.
Polytropos : Hang tight. Just starve a little longer!
Eleni : ...fail to starve, rather!
Polytropos : Or that!
Andreas Appolodorus: Shall we tame this lion or kill it?
Beggar: Kind of you to say Sire, your generousity will be returned a hundred fold
Leonidas : Kill it, you have a trophy that way.
Polytropos : Let's not try to out-shoot Apollo here.
Polytropos : Yeah, here's hoping...
Eleni : Though if you tame it, you have a /lion/.
Eleni : That's much better.
Molorchos: You speak in a manner that shows no fear of man or god. How very odd...
Kataramene : A hide that resists weapons. Is that what he said?
Leonidas : Well, guess we're off, good luck to you friend.

Andreas Appolodorus: You talked about lion and now I'm hungry.
Eleni : That cannot be pierced.
Eleni : Perhaps more... blunt instruments would work better?
Telemachus : Impervious is what he said.
Beggar: *looks up at the shepard* Trade you a gold piece for one of your sheep?
Kataramene : By anything or just arrows?
Polytropos : This is a good point. All we've got are mostly swords.
Kataramene : We've got Eleni.
Eleni : Yes! Yes, you do.
Polytropos : And Andreas, I guess.
Polytropos : Andreas? You're up.
Telemachus : we can suffocate it, or drop it off a cliff.
Eleni : Perhaps Andreas could lend someone his staff. I could enchant it.
Polytropos : Time to prove that wrestlibng-champion thing again.
Andreas Appolodorus: Let me smash the lion in the head.
Eleni : It might work better than a blade, at least.
Kataramene : We can throw her at it and her tongue can do the work, or stand in front of her and hold it off while she blasts it. Not sure which is quickest.,
Polytropos : Good man.
Eleni : *Grins* I /think/ I would prefer the latter.
Polytropos : On the other hand, how many of these other fighters had swords made by gods?
Telemachus : maybe it's got a weak spot. If only the hide is armoured we might attack the eyes or the mouth
Polytropos : Maybe we've got a shot in Hades.
Kataramene : *looks at the Knife of Hephaestus* Also a point.

Eleni : Well, this doesn't /look/ like Hades.
Polytropos : Oh, man. You can smell the despair here.
Polytropos : Smells like olives.
Eleni : It's Hades-adjacent, though.
Philo: *holds up a bottle* Lions lions lions, lions in the Night! You won't see it coming, so you might die of fright!
Telemachus : Hang on better get into character
Andreas Appolodorus: It almost look like home.
Polytropos : That's kind of what I meant.
Leonidas : a poet
Eleni : Lions, is it? I thought it was only the one.
Philo: Lions! Hey, yer ain' lions. *hic*
Telemachus : *has been wearing the clothes under the armour*
Leonidas : Indeed not
Philo: Ha! Used to be a ton of lions in these parts. 'course, them kind died when you stuck 'em.
Philo: Now, there only is one... but one's enough!
Leonidas : So we hear
Kataramene : Right...
Philo : Fresh meat for the Lion! *hic*
Philo: *laughs morosely*
Eleni : I have no intention of being et, thank you.
Timon the Merchant: Ah, customers, wonderful! Welcome to my humble shop. Would you like to see my wares?
Polytropos : Thank you for that vote of confidence, Councillor.
Leonidas: Yes. I'd like to see what you have for sale.
Kataramene : That big sword, Pol, it's god gifted too?
Timon the Merchant: Step right up! Step right up! Ladies and Gentlemen, we have the bargain of the decade going right here and now!
Polytropos : Well, I wouldn't say 'gifted'.
Leonidas : *looks over wares*
Kataramene : Can we count pilfered?
Zosimus: What's this now? Who are you?
Timon the Merchant: Step right this way if you please!
Polytropos : But sure, it's supposed to be something of Ares'
Polytropos : Hello.
Polytropos : We're... *sigh* Heracles! And companions.
Zosimus: There's something familiar about you... ah! Truly?
Kataramene : Alright, so we're two for none on the god's sword thing and hello!
Zosimus: Heracles! Thank the gods! Our prayers have been finally heard!
Timon the Merchant: *waves euthasiticly around* Everything must go! Name your price and no reasonable offer will be rejected!
Eleni : ...and his good friends, the Heroes of Argos! Yes, hello.
Andreas Appolodorus: So it seems.
Telemachus : Yes I am Heracles and these are some of my friends. We hear you've got a lion problem.
Polytropos : Be right back. I hear bargains.
Zosimus: Yes, yes. *dismisses you with a wave*
Polytropos : Watcha got?
Eleni : *Dissapointed sigh*
Zosimus: Heracles! This may be your greatest test, my lord.
Timon the Merchant: Ah, customers, wonderful! Welcome to my humble shop. Would you like to see my wares?
Polytropos: Yes. I'd like to see what you have for sale.
Timon the Merchant: Look at my wares, if you please!
Andreas Appolodorus: How big is this lion?
Zosimus: Ah, sir demigod... son of Zeus... how should I address you?
Kataramene : *looks at something pretty and sighs*
Telemachus : "Heracles" is fine.
Zosimus: It is between twice and thrice the length of a man.
Timon the Merchant: Ah, customers, wonderful! Welcome to my humble shop. Would you like to see my wares?
Timon the Merchant: Yes, Mad'm how may I help?
Andreas Appolodorus: Oh.
Kataramene: Yes. I'd like to see what you have for sale.
Zosimus: Mind you, I have only seen it from a distance. None who have crossed swords with it have lived.
Eleni : About the size of the ogre you wrestled, no?
Zosimus: Eh... crossed teeth with... ah, you know.
Polytropos : It uses a sword, too?!
Polytropos : Oh.
Polytropos : Whew.
Zosimus: Ah, but I am rude. I am Zosimus.
Timon the Merchant: Speical on this decade, not to be repeated!
Kataramene : That's a very pretty dress ... what?
Zosimus: I was in the wars, fought in the army of Thebes for a while in my youth.
Polytropos : Hestia's flames, this is a dismal selection.
Timon the Merchant: Only the best for you mad'm
Polytropos : I'll buy some firewood, maybe.
Zosimus: Never saw anything like this, though. Ah, you know, Heracles, other heroes have come this way before.
Telemachus : So I heard. Do you know what they tried?
Eleni : But none of them were Heracles!
Zosimus: Spears, mostly. One fellow with a bow.
Leonidas : *buys a few arrows and some rations*
Telemachus : mmhmm.
Kataramene : *fingers the dress and sighs* Unfortunately I am without drachmae right now.
Zosimus: I have to admit, I found some of the broken weapons after, not a drop of blood on them.
Timon the Merchant: Ah, customers, wonderful! Welcome to my humble shop. Would you like to see my wares?
Leonidas: Yes. I'd like to see what you have for sale.
Polytropos : *sighs, and offers a pouch.*
Zosimus: Twenty years ago I would have hunted it myself... but my responsibility is to this place now.
Timon the Merchant: *looks crestfallan* Hard times? Indeed, its the same all round I'm afraid
Kataramene : *beams at Pol and takes it*
Eleni : Well. We shall experiment.
Leonidas : Enjoy it *laughs*
Zosimus: Well. Do you need a place to stay, or are you going to start hunting now?
Polytropos : *mutter grumble.* Yeah, 'thanks', Leo.
Timon the Merchant: Please ladies and gents! How can you not purchase to your hearts content?
Leonidas : *looks around*
Telemachus : We're on a schedual, we'll get to the hunt right away
Polytropos : We've just walked all the way from Tiryns-
Telemachus : Do you know where the Lion makes its lair?
Kataramene : I'll wear it to the first party we have when we get done here.
Telemachus : *nods sagely*
Eleni : Hm.
Kataramene : *packs the dress away neatly*
Zosimus: But what am I saying? Mighty Heracles has been sent to deliver us!
Zosimus: Thank the gods!
Polytropos : ... yeah. *grimace.*
Polytropos : Well.. off we go...
Polytropos : Lead the way, 'Herc'.
Telemachus : Don't whinge Pol, your feet aren't about to fall off.
Polytropos : No, but they might be bitten off!
Eleni : I'd be more worried about our heads.
Polytropos : We've never really had much use for those.
Eleni : Speak for yourself!
Eleni : I quite value my head.
Kataramene : They have their uses.
Eleni : I feel it is one of my greatest assets.

Tryphosa: And heavily armed.
Polytropos : Oh! Helloooo...
Eleni : Ah... hello?
Tryphosa: Hello. I am Typhosa. Who might you be?
Tryphosa: *Tryphosa*
Leonidas : *smiles*
Telemachus : Heracles
Polytropos : *heroic grin!*
Leonidas : The great and heroic one.
Polytropos : *heroic fail.*
Kataramene : And we are his band of loyal henchmen.
Tryphosa: *raised eyebrow* Indeed? Hmm, I thought you'd be bigger.
Eleni : ...and his good friends, the Heroes of Argos!
Tryphosa: Argos? You've come a long way.
Leonidas : They say that about him alot actually.
Leonidas : *smiles*
Polytropos : No need to tell us that.
Polytropos : Ahem. What can we do for thee?
Tryphosa: And what brings you to Nemea, Heracles and henchmen?
Polytropos : Oh right. Um, lionhunting.
Eleni : Well, when Heraclas invites you on a lion hunt, you can hardly say no...
Tryphosa: I am the local herb-gatherer. I have an interest in what goes on in my home.
Polytropos : Ohh, herbs. Sounds interesting.
Tryphosa: Ah, the lion. Have you spoken with the timid men of the village.
Tryphosa: It's quite dull, actually.
Leonidas : I like herbs, strictly for medicinal purposes of course though.
Kataramene : But they can be useful, herbs.
Tryphosa: And you think you can slay this lion, son of Zeus?
Kataramene : *sidles over*
Polytropos : *sigh.*
Tryphosa: Others have tried, you know.
Andreas Appolodorus: We may try to tame it first.
Tryphosa: *snorts* Oh?
Telemachus : We'll slay it, don't worry.
Eleni : A fanciful idea.
Telemachus : We're *not* getting you a pet lion. drop it!
Tryphosa: Bold talk. Well then, I will offer what guidance I can.
Eleni : I'm still not sure exactly how that's supposed to work.
Telemachus : Sometimes having acolytes is worse than having kids.
Leonidas : Don't mind him, he's been hit in the head a lot in the gym.
Tryphosa: Over yonder, to the east of the pond, there is a hidden trail that will take you into the forest to the north.
Eleni : You know you love us, master.
Tryphosa: Follow that trail, and you will find a canyon. In that canyon the lion makes its lair.
Andreas Appolodorus: Thank you Lady.
Tryphosa: At the very least, you can avoid bumbling about like the other overconfident fools who have come here.
Eleni : Hm, interesting. The villagers we spoke to had no idea where the beast might make its lair.
Tryphosa: The other villagers are too timid to leave their hovels.
Telemachus : My thanks.
Polytropos : You might think you've seen bumbling, but you're about to see professionals at work.
Tryphosa: I still wander the woods to collect my herbs.
Polytropos : *pause.*
Kataramene : You're not frightened?
Eleni : Professional bumbling, indeed.
Polytropos : So... why has the lion not...
Tryphosa: I will offer springs of berry to the gods for your fate.
Polytropos : Oh, thanks.
Tryphosa: Ha! The lion is a deadly hunter, but I know how not to be seen.
Polytropos : Aaaaah.
Tryphosa: I carry no weapon, wear no armor.
Eleni : A useful talent, to be sure.
Leonidas : indeed
Andreas Appolodorus: Me neither.
Polytropos : ... huh.
Polytropos : Uh, Grace follow you.
Telemachus : *little wave*
Eleni : ...east it is, then.
Kataramene : *suspicious look*
Eleni : And then north.

Polytropos : Alright, 'Herc', I know you're a mighty hero, but I'm the one that follows animal trails.
Kataramene : Women dressed in white and wandering around uneaten.
Polytropos : Don't take that from me.
Polytropos : And yeah! This place isn't so bad.
Kataramene : *sniffs Irritably*
Telemachus : I'm just following directions. Find the damn trail already.
Andreas Appolodorus: What did Damian say about all this?
Eleni : Not much.
Polytropos : I don't know. Hey, Damien -
Polytropos : ... Damien?
Polytropos : Huh.
Kataramene : .. where is he?
Polytropos : Maybe...
Andreas Appolodorus: Collecting berries I suppose.
Polytropos : ... HE'S THE LION.
Eleni : ...I think he said something about Aias having a tummyache.
Kataramene : How does he .... never mind.

Polytropos : Bells of Dis.
Andreas Appolodorus: Spider nest.
Eleni : Never mind, Kat. It's Pol.
Telemachus : Thoses are some big claws
Polytropos : Did it rip up a tree...?
Eleni : ...and they didn't mention these.
Andreas Appolodorus: Lions do not eat trees do they?
Eleni : Not generally, no.
Kataramene : *eyes the tree* Any claw marks?
Leonidas : some sorta path down over here
Polytropos : Hm.
Andreas Appolodorus: Look a down way.
Polytropos : Oh yeah, there's... some sort of cave.
Eleni : Curious.
Telemachus : cave.
Kataramene : Down there?
Eleni : Hardly seems large enough for our lion, though.
Polytropos : The lady mentioned canyons, didn't she...?
Andreas Appolodorus: Stairs.
Leonidas : I think this leads down to the canyons she mentioned
Kataramene : Careful not to fall. One at a time.
Polytropos : Well - let's find out.
Polytropos : Um... so, do we have a plan, or...?
Leonidas : Why change what's never worked before?
Eleni : We throw non-sharp things at it.
Telemachus : Kill the lion.
Polytropos : Slings, then. Hm.
Eleni : Ideally, we spot it before it spots us.
Kataramene : You rejected being thrown at it, so we could go for my other plan.
Eleni : So I can provide you with some flames.
Polytropos : Hmf.
Telemachus : Flames are good.
Eleni : It should be better than nothing.
Polytropos : *creep creep*
Polytropos : Erk...
Kataramene : Urk..
Eleni : ...what's that?
Polytropos : Easy... slow...
Andreas Appolodorus: A lion the size of an elephant?
Eleni : Hm. Standing stones.
Polytropos : ... the heck is that?
Leonidas : some sorta wierd armored looking frog or something ahead
Kataramene : Which way did they go?
Polytropos : L:ook out!

Polytropos : *pant pant*
Eleni : ...they also neglected to mention those. Whatever that was.
Telemachus : Weird little thing...
Polytropos : No idea.
Eleni : *Prods it, experimentally*
Leonidas : hmm tough bugger
Leonidas : he came from that cave
Kataramene : Funny frog like thing with some dog crossed in?
Polytropos : *sniffs at the cave entrance.*
Polytropos : .. ooough.
Eleni : That doesn't seem to make it a very likely candidate for the lion's lair, then.
Eleni : Lions generally don't share, I thought.
Telemachus : I thought it looked like an armoured monkey with no eyes nose or ears
Kataramene : No one said anything about those. Have we been tricked?

Leonidas : *w* more of them things in here
Polytropos : *nods, silently.*
Andreas Appolodorus: You need magic to kill them.
Kataramene : Where'd these all come from?!
Polytropos : HOLY ZEUS
Polytropos : Hurry up! I can't keep this thing at bay all day!
Polytropos : *pant pant*
Polytropos : ... fellow heroes...
Polytropos : I think we've been had.
Leonidas : Figured one these might come in handy one day
Eleni : /Quiet/ possibly.
Telemachus : Quite possibly.
Andreas Appolodorus: The lady you mean?
Telemachus : Look at this thing.
Kataramene : How'd you feel about women in white gathering herbs now?
Eleni : Well, that was certainly no kind of lion.
Polytropos : Everyone else told us south.
Polytropos : Yeah, I know. Women, eh.
Telemachus : Pulled it off the big one.
Polytropos : Changeable.
Leonidas : *looks around*
Andreas Appolodorus: What now?
Eleni : You should only trust mysterious women wearing /dark/ colours, of course.
Telemachus : Any idea what it's for?
Kataramene : Go and find a woman in white and slap her silly?
Telemachus : *waves the giganitc saphire that everyone is ignoring around*
Eleni : I don't know? Let me see..
Telemachus : Nope? not interested in the giant magical gem?
Polytropos : ... ooo.
Polytropos : Oh. Thank you.
Eleni : I'm /always/ interested in a giant magical shiny thing.
Leonidas : No lion signs in this place
Andreas Appolodorus: She will say it was a test to see if Heracles was really Heracles.
Kataramene : You were bleeding.
Eleni : ....hm.
Polytropos : *awkward nod*
Polytropos : Well... I'm not now.
Polytropos : Thanks.
Eleni : Might be some sort of scrying or.. remote domination...
Eleni : I would not be surprised.
Kataramene : Nothing else back there?
Telemachus : Well we're going to need to rest before we actually face the Lion now, that's for sure.
Andreas Appolodorus: We got enough healing plants?
Eleni : *Investigates the sapphire further*
Eleni : *Magically!*
Polytropos : We've got some, but not many.
Kataramene : I had bought a few.
Andreas Appolodorus: I have four left.
Polytropos : Three here.
Polytropos : You know, if we die because we spent all our money on land, then...
Kataramene : I've still ten.
Eleni : I... think I sense the touch of the divine on this thing..
Telemachus : I've got a couple, and my shield's charged for emergancies.
Polytropos : Well, I'm sure Leo'll compose a satire.
Telemachus : interesting.
Polytropos : Hmmmm.
Eleni : What deity is known to like sapphires?
Telemachus : What female divines do we know that might want to screw us over?
Kataramene : Anyone want to place a bet that the woman in white who could move unseen by the lion happens to be a goddess we all know?
Andreas Appolodorus: Hm.

Leonidas : You all coming or what?
Telemachus : Seems about right. Can't interfer directly without tipping her hand, but she can throw us off like this..
Andreas Appolodorus: She was too pretty to be a mortal perhaps.
Eleni : Hey, now...
Kataramene : In which case, can we /all/ treat p.... *glare*
Andreas Appolodorus: * look at Leo *
Eleni : *Cough* I propose we ask around the village.
Polytropos : *cough.*
Kataramene : Let's get out of here before more things get put in our path.
Polytropos : Right.
Eleni : See if this Tryphosa is an actual villager.
Telemachus : Somehow doubt it.
Kataramene : Do that first or find the lion?
Polytropos : ... she wasn't that pretty anyway.
Eleni : Have some Heruclean Endurance! You need to make a proper impression, and all.
Leonidas : Like the villagers would rat out a powerful local herbalist in any case.
Kataramene : *side ways glance at Pol*
Telemachus : Can't hurt.
Leonidas : In the dark all cats are gray.
Polytropos : Uh... yeeeah
Kataramene : Think she'll try again?
Polytropos : Hang on.
Telemachus : What?
Leonidas : spiteful women tend to be persistant.
Polytropos : So there's no lion here, never was, and there's just a lot of weird creatures.
Eleni : Hm?
Polytropos : Right?
Kataramene : Yeah.
Eleni : Evidently.
Kataramene : Your poiint?
Polytropos : So... why the clawed up tree?
Andreas Appolodorus: Could be both creatures and a lion.
Polytropos : Is the LION tricking people?
Eleni : /Was/ it clawed up?
Polytropos : Look at it!
Telemachus : I think a goddes could manage a few scratches in a tree.
Kataramene : But why bother?
Telemachus : If they were intent on tricking someone
Telemachus : like us.
Leonidas : or those forest frogs sure had sharp claws
Polytropos : Like...
Polytropos : ... Hera, you mean.
Polytropos : Nrgh.
Eleni : She would seem to be the prime candidate.
Polytropos : That gem...
Eleni : And here I was thinking we'd been getting along so well.
Polytropos : It looked... like an eye.
Leonidas : Now what oh mighty hero?
Eleni : ...it might not be wise to hang on to it, I know.
Polytropos : *shudder.*
Kataramene : ... she could still be watching us?
Telemachus : We go south this time.
Eleni : Very possible.
Eleni : The touch of the divine on this thing makes it hard for me to tell.
Polytropos : We have to distrust all pretty women from now on? I... I don't think I can do that.
Telemachus : It's a bloody great eye shaped saphire
Telemachus : I'm pretty sure it's watching us.
Eleni : Very different sorts of magic. Godly magic doesn't feel the need to make sense or explain itself beyond 'because I said so', you know?
Eleni : So then, do we dispose of it?
Polytropos : Sell it!
Kataramene : I'll trust you on that.
Telemachus : no
Polytropos : *dons his helmet.*
Telemachus : because it's a bloody great saphire.
Eleni : Selling is a form of disposing.
Eleni : Though I don't think the local merchant has a great deal of funds.
Telemachus : and besides it's magic isn't it? maybe you can make it do something?
Polytropos : ... shhh...
Kataramene : We could give it her back.
Telemachus : ... don't lose your heads now guys.
Telemachus : Or people will think we've got rocks for brains.
Eleni : Couldn't have that.
Telemachus : eheheh
Polytropos : ... ulp.
Kataramene : Have they gone to find it?
Leonidas : hmm
Eleni : So I assume...
Polytropos : Some sort of... big cave...

Tryphosa: Well now, what have we here? Little Spartan all alone?
Polytropos : Hey!
Leonidas : *eyes bones and skulls*
Tryphosa: Oh, his friend hiding in the shadows.
Polytropos : Not alone! I've got a musician!
Tryphosa: Your friends, they got lost?
Polytropos : And... I'm not from Sparta, technically, and... I'm not that little, so wrong on all counts.
Eleni : Ah. Hello.
Tryphosa: Oh, here they come. So loud.
Kataramene : Her again.
Tryphosa: And the little magician?
Andreas Appolodorus: That's odd.
Eleni : I think we might have found something that belongs to you.
Tryphosa: To me?
Kataramene : Indeed.
Polytropos : *draws sword.*
Tryphosa: Careful. *to Poly* That point might sting someone.
Eleni : *Moves the sapphire around her hand*
Tryphosa: *opens her mouth to reveal pointed teeth*
Polytropos : That's... kind of the idea, yes.
Tryphosa : *laughs, and roars*
Eleni : Ah. I kind of thought so...
Polytropos : Aw nuts.

Eleni : ...hah.
Andreas Appolodorus: Ah
Polytropos : ... whew.
Leonidas : *whistles*
Eleni : See? Fire worked pretty well.
Kataramene : Well that explains a lot, and yes.
Telemachus : I need a bigger sword.
Polytropos : Very... very crisp lion.
Telemachus : Stuff keeps ignoring my current one.
Kataramene : Alright, what evidence do we need?
Eleni : Its pelt, I suppose.
Leonidas : Take the head and pelt
Polytropos : *kneels down, looking the lion in the eyes.*
Kataramene : ... can anyone skin things?
Eleni : If we can skin an unpierceable pelt...
Andreas Appolodorus: I need magic to fight these creatures my fists won't suffice.
Kataramene : Was it a woman who was a lion, or a lion who turned into a woman?
Telemachus : Is there a difference?
Leonidas : Who cares?
Eleni : It's an interesting question.
Leonidas : It'll make a great tale either way.
Telemachus : some underworld monster put into service.
Eleni : She didn't revert to a human form on death, though.
Kataramene : Well I was thinking the one could be a sorceress, or something, but the other way around is a bit less easy to explain.
Eleni : So I'm inclined to assume this is her true form, if she has one.
Kataramene : What's in the cave?
Telemachus : Y'don't explain cthonic monsters, you kill 'em
Andreas Appolodorus: Shall we visit the cave.
Polytropos : Sorry. *he says to a lion.* But it's in a good cause, and you did eat a bunch of people.
Andreas Appolodorus: ?
Telemachus : Right lets skin this cat.
Leonidas : Maybe I'll keep the tail as a trophy
Leonidas : make a nice belt.
Andreas Appolodorus: * look inside the cave *
Eleni : A trophy? You?

Lazyzeus : Even in death the lion's hide resists your cutting weapons.

Eleni : Did you even scratch it?
Leonidas : Sure
Leonidas : I blasted it with my wand

Lazyzeus : The cave only goes in a short ways. You find nothing notable inside.

Polytropos : *poke poke*
Telemachus : *has a go at pulling out one of the claws*
Eleni : Well, I suppose that counts.
Kataramene : Will this sword skin it?
Leonidas : Indeed
Andreas Appolodorus: Shall I carry the beast?
Polytropos : I s'pose we... ought to carry it back to the town, yes, if we can't do anything else.
Eleni : Hm.

Lazyzeus : Telemachus struggles with a claw but only manages to cut himself. The blasted things are sharp like razors.

Polytropos : This thing's, like, the lion on which all other lions are based.
Telemachus : *gets really pissed off and tries again*
Polytropos : Or something./
Eleni : If even the blades I sharpened won't do the trick, then yes.
Eleni : I'm not sure what else we acn do.
Andreas Appolodorus: This thing must weight like what a cow?
Polytropos : Well... well, we can drag it. Can all take a paw. Can't just leave it out here...
Telemachus : GODS DAMNIT LION GIVE ME THAT CLAW STUPID DEAD CAT
Eleni : True. We need /proof/.

Lazyzeus : Telemachus struggles mightily with the claw. It loosens but does not come free.

Polytropos : Easy, Herc!
Telemachus : baaaaallls
Polytropos : Ohhkaay.
Kataramene : Let me have a go.
Andreas Appolodorus: We take the whole beast back come on help me.

Lazyzeus : You struggle together with the animal, but it must weight as much as ten normal lions, for you can barely shift it along.

Polytropos : Come on... heeeeeave... nnnnrrrghhhh... okay I give up.
Eleni : ....see, this is where actual Herculean strength would be useful.
Leonidas : I say try twisting off the tail or head.
Kataramene : *levers around the claw as much as possible with the sword, then tries to pull it out*
Polytropos : To Hades with it, they can come out here and look at it if they want.

Lazyzeus : Kataramene bends over and with a quick jerk tears off a claw.
Eleni : Hm... *Toys with the sapphire in her hand*

Eleni : Oh! Well done.
Andreas Appolodorus: Can we just grab some lion hairs?
Polytropos : Hm.
Telemachus : Bloody suffered for it.
Kataramene : You must have loosened it.
Leonidas : Think you'll need more than a claw
Telemachus : Ok now we use the claw, to cut the hide.
Eleni : Worth a try.
Kataramene : It's sharp, try skinning it with it?
Leonidas : they could say you just found one broken off in a tree or something
Polytropos : This is going to take a while, isn't it.

Lazyzeus : Using the claw, Kataramene is able to skin the lion.

Polytropos : ... or no time at all, if ir fails.
Eleni : *Enchants the claw, for good measure*
Leonidas : I get the tail remember.
Kataramene : *sighs and cuts bits off* We want anything else but the head, pelt and tail?
Andreas Appolodorus: You want the heart?
Eleni : Well, those claws cut through its hide while nothing else did....
Telemachus : Well there's a fire there and I'm exhausted, how about we find out what magic lion tastes like?
Kataramene : *throws the blood dripping tail to Leo*
Leonidas : I take a claw then too.
Telemachus : Oh yeah, claws all round too
Leonidas : could prove useful some day.
Kataramene : For the love of.... *digs out another claw if possible*
Leonidas : *dries tail off with leaves and grass*
Eleni : I suppose we aught not waste anything.
Polytropos : *apologetic look at the remains of the lion.*
Andreas Appolodorus: Make a pendant or something.

Lazyzeus : You pass out assorted trophies. The claws are too small to use as effective weapons, but they might make good tools. The hide looks clearly useful, however.

Polytropos : ... c'mon, let's... let's go.
Kataramene : I'm buggered if Heracles is having that hide.
Leonidas : *carefully stows claw away*
Eleni : I daresay we earned it.
Telemachus : He can kill his own sodding lion
Leonidas : *wraps tail as a sort of sash*
Kataramene : Can we go now? *blood covered and irritable*
Eleni : I suppose.
Polytropos : Yeah.
Eleni : You could really use a bath.
Leonidas : Maybe we shoudl burn the remains?
Polytropos : I'm sure they won't last long out here in any case.
Leonidas : ...or not.
Leonidas : *shrugs*
Kataramene : Dunno, is it an insult to leave them?
Kataramene : Eleni, a thought.
Polytropos : I think that ship's sailed.
Eleni : I'm not entirely sure /who/ it's an insult to.
Telemachus : I still say they'd make a decent lunch.
Kataramene : Can you look at things through that saphire?
Eleni : Um, well...
Eleni : *Brings it out of her pocket, and squints at it reaaaaallly closely....*
Kataramene : We could give it a try?
Polytropos : *washes his hands and face, despite not being bloodied.*
Eleni : ..I don't see anything but the eye.
Eleni : Which makes me feel as if I am very definitely being watched.
Kataramene : Oh, oh well.
Telemachus : Don't look to close, you never know who's looking back
Kataramene : Maybe ask Damien when he catches up?
Telemachus : *washes some of the gore off of the hide*
Kataramene : *washes what blood she can off in the stream*

Zosimus : Night's a coming! Everyone inside, everyone inside! Secure all doors and shutters!
Eleni : It might be more his area, I suppose.
Leonidas : Good news!
Zosimus: Oh! You've returned!
Zosimus: What? So quickly?
Leonidas : The lion is no more.
Leonidas : *holds up tail*
Zosimus: *blinks* What?
Polytropos : *shudders.*
Zosimus : Hail to mighty Heracles! Our deliverance has come!
Leonidas : Herakles was amazing.
Telemachus : Now we just have to find a leather worker who doesn't using this..
Polytropos : *sigh* Hail to Heracles...
Old Man: The terror is over? really? Hurray!
Leonidas : Indeed!
Old Man: *claps hands in glee*
Polytropos : He's... on his way, or something.
Leonidas : Rejoice and give thanks to Zeus, or your god of choice.
Eleni : Here comes the great hero now!
Kataramene : Yes I .... oh.
Old Woman: Truly? That's wonderful news
Kataramene : *glowers*
Frightened Villager : It's true, look!
Old Woman: No longer easy meat!
Telemachus : *chucks the head on the floor to show the villagers*
Eleni : With his might arms, he wrestled the lion until it suffocated!
Leonidas : You wouldn't believe it if we could tell you what happened.
Frightened Villager : They really did it! They killed the beast! Hail Heracles!
Eleni : And also there might have been a little fire.
Leonidas : Suffice to say the beast is no more and you are free!
Eleni : And some magic.
Old Woman: *covers her mouth with her hands* Oh my...oh my!
Eleni : But mostly wrestling!
Zosimus: Wonderful! We shall offer thanks to the gods for our deliverance!
Polytropos : *light applause, with a rather sarcastic look.*
Old Man: Praise the Gods indeed!
Frightened Villager: Heracles! You're so great! *hugs him*
Eleni : *Grins* He certainly is.
Telemachus : *stands there awkwardly*
Zosimus: Indeed, we have nothing with which to thank you.
Kataramene : Do you have a bath?
Frightened Villager: Hmm, I wouldn't say "nothing" *hands on "Heracles" arm*
Zosimus: Yes, yes, of course! Food and drink and hot water for our mighty guests!
Leonidas : Yes, village girls all around!
Leonidas : *smiles*
Old Man: Here's a goat to offer inthanks!
Timon the Merchant: Two... now, three percent discount on all sales!
Eleni : *Chuckles* I.. think that will be more than sufficient, yes.
Frightened Villager: Yes! Offer the goat!
Polytropos : Three, huh.
Eleni : Also, I think you need the goat more than we do, good man.
Polytropos : The age of prosperity is surely come again.
Eleni : ...I'm not entirely sure what to /do/ with a goat, truth to be told. That's your area.
Kataramene : Eat it?
Old Woman: Its a heartfelt offer
Telemachus : We'd love to stay and enjoy the hospitality but we're pressed for time.
Old Woman: We have to honor the gods for our deliverance
Zosimus: Of course, we understand.
Leonidas : But not that pressed
Eleni : We need to sleep and eat sometime, master! Not all of us have your endurance.
Eleni : We may as well stay the night, yeS?
Zosimus: Should you ever come this way again, our hearts and homes are open to you forever.
Telemachus : *Rolls his eyes* Alright one night!
Kataramene : I want a bath and am staying for the night. you can bugger off if you want to but you'll be one henchwoman down.
Eleni : You're so good to us, master Heracles!
Eleni : Aaah. Alright, so...
Leonidas : *strums harp*
Leonidas : *sings*
Polytropos : Yay.

Lazyzeus : A minor celebration breaks out in the town. Food and drink are provided, and if the people are nervous with the coming of night, they are confident in the protection of Heracles. You spend the night and set out for Tiryns in the morning. Several days later...

Kataramene : I am getting to think that the hardest bloody labour is going to be trudging back and forth.
Eleni : How many days out of the six months are we down?
Polytropos : Not sure. Ten, maybe?
Polytropos : Eight? Something like that.
Eleni : I suppose this works, if we can keep the same pace.
Polytropos : Augh!

Leonidas : The great lionslayer has returned la-de-dum
Telemachus : We're going to wear out some boots, that's for sure
Polytropos : HEY! HERC! KEEP UP!
Tiryns Sentry : Heracles returns!
Kataramene : He's heroically carrying the leftovers.
Eleni : Behold, people of Tiryns!
Tiryns Captain: Hail Heracles!
Eleni : The head of the mighty Nemean lion!
Leonidas : We have quite a tale *waves tail about in the air*
Royal Guard of Tiryns: *eyes widen*
Kataramene : *groans*
Eleni : And also its tail. And its hide.
Eleni : And assorted parts.
Kataramene : And a couple of claws.
Tiryns Captain: Ah... the King will want to see this. Come with me.
Kataramene : I wonder if this would look pretty as a necklace? Might be a little barbaric?
Leonidas : Sadly it was female, so we missed out on some trophy options.
Royal Guard of Tiryns: *salutes the Heroes*
Polytropos : Gaaaaaah.
Kataramene : I was NOT cutting those off anyway.
Eleni : Barbaric-stylish could work.
Polytropos : That would just be the final insult to injury, wou;dn't it?

Tiryns Captain : Heracles returns, and with proof of his deed!
Tiryns Captain : My King, I give you Heracles!
Leonidas : I would've thought you had plenty of experience in that sort of thing Kat.
Polytropos : I wonder what iot could be.
Eleni : Precisely what it looks like.
Telemachus : *dumps the fleshless head at his feet*
Kataramene : Not so far, but I can practice on you if you like? This claw is still sharp.
Mage Advisor: Noble gifts indeed!
King Eurystheus: Gah! *retreats and looks at it warily*
King Eurystheus: That's... ah, big.
Eleni : Don't worry, sire.
Polytropos : Tch!
Eleni : It is /quite/ dead.
Leonidas : Ah, I've no desire to become a servant in an Asian court.
Leonidas : *laughs*
Telemachus : Careful it still twtches
Warrior Priest of Hera: Bah. No doubt some god helped you.
Telemachus : might bite your hand off.
King Eurystheus: Really?
Kataramene : *eyes the priest* More the opposite, probably.
Eleni : The teeth /are/ quite sharp still, it's true.
King Eurystheus: Mage, take it... ah, take it as a trophy.
Mage Advisor: Sire...its dead and of no threat
Eleni : Best be quite careful when polishing it, though.
Telemachus : *makes little snap snap motions with his hands*
Warrior Priest of Hera: O King, there are still other tasks yet to complete.
King Eurystheus: Ah, yes, yes!
King Eurystheus: You've done well, Heracles, but the gods have decreed nine more tasks to complete!
Eleni : Heracles is eager to get to get the next labour.
Leonidas : Great
King Eurystheus: *looks at the priest and mage, and then smiles*
Kataramene : Can we at least get a wagon?
Mage Advisor: *nods profoundly*
Telemachus : Do you have a list? It might go a lot faster if I could just get them all done at once.
King Eurystheus : For your next Labor! You shall travel to the shores of Lake Lerna, and enter the marshes that extend upon its southern bank!
King Eurystheus: I am the one giving the labors!
Kataramene : Go for a play in the mud, you mean?
Polytropos : *exhales.*
Mage Advisor: Be respectful Hercules
Eleni : We know that. It's just that you could probably give them more /efficiently/, you know?
Polytropos : This one doesn't seem so hard.
King Eurystheus: But since your time is so valuable, I will send a herald to monitor your progress!
Polytropos : Augh.
Polytropos : That's really not necessary...
King Eurystheus : Labor the second! Go into the swamps of Lake Lerna and slay the Lernean Hydra!
Leonidas : Unless she's pretty
King Eurystheus: Ha! You will not find that one so easy!
Polytropos : ... eesh.
Polytropos : What... what's a hydra...?
Mage Advisor: Nods and winches at the mention of a Hydra*
Leonidas : What's that?
Warrior Priest of Hera: Indeed. The hydra is a mighty foe.
Kataramene : *gives him a shrug and a blank look*
Eleni : Ah. OF course...
King Eurystheus : Yes! And don't forget to bring back proof!
Eleni : This should be interesting.
King Eurystheus: Preferably something nicer. Maybe a bit of hide for a nice cloak or something.
Warrior Priest of Hera: My King...
King Eurystheus : Oh, yes! Go forth, and do not return until you have completed this task!
Kataramene : *low* What /is/ a hydra?
Polytropos : One swamp cloak coming up.
Eleni : I don't think hydra hide would be very nice, you know? Maybe for slippers or something.
Leonidas : You have any sort of marketplace in this city?
Telemachus : Right, Lernia, hydra. Bring proof.
Eleni : Once again, liberal application of fire wins the day.

Lazyzeus : The King doesn't allow access to his fortress city, but you can probably find someplace along the way to buy/sell.

[Karvon]

Lazyzeus : You hike into the woods east from the hunter's camp. The forest is... pleasant, but you carry with you the old hunter's warning, and tread carefully.

Damian : *pulls out a coil of rope*
Polytropos : *looks around, looking tense...*
Eleni : So. Hunting.
Kataramene : Tracking. Let's call it tracking.
Polytropos : Best to give us some distance here.
Eleni : That works for me.
Polytropos : You're all very noisy.
Eleni : Consider your distance granted.
Kataramene : *purses her lips, watching*
Telemachus : remember there are a lot of other nasty things in this forest..
Polytropos : ... well, look at you...
Kataramene : So... do we just wait here?
Leonidas : oohhh
Telemachus : *shrugs*
Leonidas : *brushes self off*
Damian : If we all approach it, it might bolt.
Eleni : Do /you/ have any idea how to go about tracking a hind?
Eleni : I certainly don't.
Kataramene : Probably....
Polytropos : You were right about that nasty thing thing.
Leonidas : *looks around*
Andreas Appolodorus: Nasty what?
Polytropos : There's a whole patch of wild boar to the south.
Kataramene : What's out there?
Kataramene : Oh? Food?
Polytropos : They look pretty rough.
Damian : Could use a change of pace.
Polytropos : I think I caught a glimpse of the hind, but it was just the... hind. It darted away.
Kataramene : If we are chasing the hind we don't want to have them get in the way.
Polytropos : If we can, got thoughts of trying to herd it into a snare.
Damian : I'd rather try to dominate it.
Kataramene : Chase it towards someone.
Andreas Appolodorus: I think we can eat this.
Kataramene : Pick it up then.
Damian : *cuts off a piece of meat and throws it to Aias*
Eleni : I think you may be correct.

Polytropos : Hey, Leo.
Damian : Seems fine.
Leonidas : Saw the deer briefly, but it vanished.
Polytropos : It's quick!
Andreas Appolodorus: * grab the beast and put it up a nearby tree * Keep it for later.
Leonidas : I think more than quick.
Polytropos : But I think I have an idea.
Kataramene : Dammit, this is a waste.
Polytropos : What do hind eat, again?
Kataramene : Grass?
Damian : Plants.
Leonidas : *shrugs*
Eleni : Oh, those black ones are /terrors/...
Kataramene : Trees?
Kataramene : Perhaps something sweet like berries?
Andreas Appolodorus: Too hard to eat for sure.
Leonidas : there are some mushrooms near a big tree but they seem to have ascidic spores, so beware.
Polytropos : This way! I think.
Eleni : Lead on, great hunter.
Damian : *patches up Aias' wounds* Wait here, my friend.
Kataramene : Do you have any entangling traps?
Leonidas : There's a path to the southwest leading into a forested chasm; there's a big snake not far along that trail.
Leonidas : er that's to the south, not southwest
Damian : 'Ware the mushrooms.
Polytropos : You mean this way, or...
Leonidas : yeah that's the trail there
Andreas Appolodorus: Entangling trap... Hm remind me of sombody who cheated during our village contest putting traps around to slow us down.
Polytropos : *creeps forward a bit, looking for signs of animal passage.*
Leonidas : big snake to the right not far along it.
Kataramene : Did the Hind go this way?
Damian : That didn't work either.
Leonidas : dunno
Damian : *looks for tracks*
Polytropos : ... 's what I'm trying to find out... shhh...
Damian : Hmm.
Polytropos : ... ssshhh...

Damian : Could make soem boots out of this.
Polytropos : ... there it is...
Polytropos : ... there it goes.
Kataramene : If so we should cover any place it can turn back and prevent it.
Leonidas : some sorta crawling plant thing up to the left
Kataramene : Trap it inside terrain.
Eleni : I don't suppose some invisibility would help here.
Eleni : Likely, it would still bolt at the slighest sound.
Polytropos : I did think about the terrain thing when I saw those narrow bridges over the chasms, but it's moved too far away.
Damian : Be careful, those things are carnivorous.
Kataramene : But this is a deep...

Polytropos : Ow! OW!
Polytropos : Help-
Andreas Appolodorus: I have no more kits.
Andreas Appolodorus: Help
Damian : *staggers to his feet* Good Gods...
Polytropos : Ye gods!
Eleni : Hah... I think there were coming from a bigger stalk, up ahead.
Andreas Appolodorus: Any spare kit?
Leonidas : my arrows didn't seem to do anythign to them
Eleni : Well. They didn't like fire.
Polytropos : I was not expecting that.
Andreas Appolodorus: Good, thank you.
Kataramene : *grabs a thorn out of her leg* What in the name of the gods /are/ they?
Eleni : Some of animate, highly territorial plant... and we are not through their territory yet, I think.
Andreas Appolodorus: What are these? Cursed trees?
Eleni : Watch out!

Damian : Pol, come here.
Polytropos : I like it here!
Andreas Appolodorus: We should look for a cave to camp for the night.
Damian : Hmm. *throws away the blank scroll*
Eleni : Hah, gods...
Eleni : Far tougher than the hydra.
Leonidas : *looks around*
Eleni : Why did nobody mention /this/ thing?
Polytropos : *mutter*
Andreas Appolodorus: You sure the hind came through this way?
Polytropos : Pretty sure. I think we actually saw it across this chasm.
Kataramene : Walk so it cannot run through so easily?
Polytropos : *tries to acquire the Hind's trail, if it leaves one.*
Damian : *sniffs some of the sap* Hmm.
Eleni : I've not seen it once, as yet..
Andreas Appolodorus: Hey that's a big bear!
Damian : He's Aias' big brother.
Eleni : Does he have a name?
Damian : No. He's actually the spirit of the bear.
Kataramene : The spikes have hurt my feet. I'm finding it hard to walk.

Leonidas : Danger ahead!
Eleni : Well, that's awkward. We can't just acll him -
Damian : We could-
Eleni : Rats!
Polytropos : Oh, thanks!
Polytropos : Grat.
Andreas Appolodorus: Danger?

Eleni : ...I didn't know rats hunted in packs.
Telemachus : packs of *rats*? really?
Polytropos : I think it headed south.
Leonidas : Well ther were a buch of them
Polytropos : Seriously, in this forest, I get the impression that only rats who travel in packs, survive.
Kataramene : *rolls her eyes*
Leonidas : There's a trail to the southeast into anothe canyon.
Damian : That was more like a horde.
Leonidas : Saw a couple of big eagles hunting in the canyon.
Kataramene : Look, if we are not careful we are leaving it space to double back.
Leonidas : They didn't look too friendly.
Eleni : Eagles?
Polytropos : It's a forest, Kat, it can go -
Polytropos : - guh. Can go in all kinds of directions.
Polytropos : I remember what my father said to me.
Kataramene : *Pulls a spear out of the ground and uses it to hit rats.*
Leonidas : there must be a warren in there.
Andreas Appolodorus: He said what?
Leonidas : There seems to be a lot of them.
Eleni : "Rats. There will always be more rats"?
Polytropos : He said, Son, the poor hunter chases the prey, but the true hunter waits where he knows the prey will be.
Damian : *looks for tracks*
Eleni : Huh, how strange.
Andreas Appolodorus: Hm they breed faster than we can kill them.
Eleni : A life-draining spear.
Polytropos : We just have to get to know where the hind likes to go.
Kataramene : Ugh.... but perhaps it's useful. Damien, do you still use a spear?
Andreas Appolodorus: Find water then the thing will need to drink sooner or later.
Damian : Yes I do.
Polytropos : That's thinking, Andreas!
Damian : *looks at the ground* Stupid rats.
Kataramene : Does this beat yours?

Polytropos : Hey!
Polytropos : Ow!

Andreas Appolodorus: I don't think I can lift this bear.
Damian : Mine does fire damage, but they appear to be about the same.
Eleni : ....why would you want to?

Leonidas : HELP
Polytropos : Where is everyone?

Kataramene : Then we can check what...
Damian : I woudln't Andreas, he may bite.
Telemachus : some scouts..
Telemachus : The hind!
Kataramene : *limps up as quickly as possible.
Polytropos : "Thanks" -
Leonidas : Ges, you took yer time in getting here
Eleni : What happened?
Polytropos : Darn it, there it goes again.
Polytropos : We were swooped upon.
Telemachus : You told us to hang back.
Damian : It's not our fault you two left.
Polytropos : ... what? we-

Leonidas : Danger ahead!
Leonidas : BIG bears
Eleni : Oh.
Kataramene : It's occured to me we are chasing round in circles.
Eleni : Oh my.
Telemachus : oooh.....
Kataramene : And that it might....
Polytropos : You'd not fight in a shieldwall with an attitude like that-
Polytropos : Ow! OW!
Polytropos : Argh -
Kataramene : *tangles in the vines*

Leonidas : Well that was fun.
Damian : *stands up slowly* Okay, no more adventures until we rest.
Polytropos : *pant. pant.pant.*
Eleni : *Sits down, catching her breath*
Andreas Appolodorus: Help
Eleni : I... sort of agree...
Andreas Appolodorus: Help Pol
Polytropos : I'm... okay...
Kataramene : *pants and kneels down*
Eleni : I haven't got much left in me after that...
Polytropos : ... okay...
Polytropos : ... need to sit down...
Telemachus : You look like shit.
Damian : *splashes water on his face*
Polytropos : ... if I didn't know better, I'd think that it was getting help.
Andreas Appolodorus: Now we know that some bears are bigger than others,
Kataramene : I was about to say that before this happened.
Eleni : It's... starting to feel that way, yes.
Kataramene : The creature is leading us around to the places where we will be attacked.
Kataramene : And we are letting it.
Polytropos : ... not sure if we've been able to stop it, yet.
Leonidas : You wanna camp here?
Telemachus : There's not exactly much in the way of alternate routes
Damian : Seems safe enough.
Telemachus : You think it's boxed in?
Kataramene : I can't go much further without resting this leg.
Eleni : ...I see it!
Telemachus : if it's trapped, we could camp, set a watch and make sure it doesn't escape
Polytropos : Aright, hang on -
Andreas Appolodorus: If we have cleared the bears territory we should be safe but who knows.

Polytropos : ... sshhh...
Polytropos : ... don't react...
Eleni : *Perfectly still*
Leonidas : *shrugs* I can keep an eye out.
Polytropos : It's watching.
Eleni : Leo...!
Polytropos : Y-
Polytropos : Darnit.
Eleni : What in hades did you... ugh...
Telemachus : *sigh*
Polytropos : Well.
Eleni : *Burries her head in her hands*
Damian : *sets up camp*

Artemis : Oh, my precious sweet, who has been chasing you?
Polytropos : ... whoooo...?
Artemis : There, there, it's all right, you're safe now.
Leonidas : *watches*
Kataramene : What's that voice?
Andreas Appolodorus: Was I dreaming?
Eleni : Hrm.. *Stirs from her meditations* I'm not sure...
Leonidas : *smiles*
Kataramene : ... I was about to say the same but if others heard it?
Leonidas : Greetings
Polytropos : That carried far. C... come on, we ought to...
Kataramene : Slowly and carefully.
Eleni : Aaah!
Polytropos : ... oh.
Eleni : ....oh. Oh, dear.
Kataramene : ... errr.
Artemis : What is the meaning of this, mortals?
Andreas Appolodorus: Well...
Leonidas : It's a long story.
Polytropos : We're... hun... ting...?
Eleni : Uhm... *Bows, low* That is... a twisted tale, your grace.
Artemis : You come into MY forest, hunt MY creatures, and chase my poor darling halfway across Cerynea?
Kataramene : We're /tracking/.
Artemis : Hubris indeed, to set your sights upon my favored beast!
Kataramene : *sheathes her sword*
Polytropos : Yh. In our defence, it wasn't our idea.
Eleni : This was not quite a quest of our choosing.
Leonidas : *shrugs* Hera set this task.
Polytropos : ... nice cat...
Kataramene : Umm... we apologise, oh mighty guardian of the forest, but we have been left little choice.
Ceryneian Hind: *Nose twiches nervously*
Artemis : Hera? Bah, she would not dare.
Leonidas : Maybe you should ask her?
Kataramene : But she has, oh Lady.
Telemachus : Eurystheus set the tasks.
Kataramene : Under her guidance, to trap Hercules.
Telemachus : With Heras blessings.
Artemis : Eurystheus? Well, he is her creature, that part rings true.
Kataramene : *Heracles
Leonidas : Indeed
Eleni : That wicked king holds hostage the loved ones of our friend. To capture this hind was one of the tasks he set before us to win their freedom.
Leonidas : We were coerced into filling in for him.
Artemis : Coerced?
Kataramene : He has gone missing, while his family's lives stand in danger, and we /volunteered/ to aid him.
Artemis : *meets each of your eyes in turn, a weighing, penetrating look*
Eleni : We do not wish to anger you, my lady, but neither can we ignore our friend's plight.
Polytropos : ... we weren't going to kill it...
Kataramene : We would be of little faith if we did.
Artemis : I do not sense falsehood upon you, though I do smell traces of Hermes's meddling touch.
Polytropos : ... I mean, we'd have shot it by now if we did...
Leonidas : *shrugs* I just came with them to help them out.
Artemis : *eyes narrow at Polytropos* Well for you that you did not.
Artemis : For MY arrows, archer, do not miss.
Polytropos : Haaa. ha.
Kataramene : Were circumstances different the last we would do is cause you anger, oh Lady of the Forest.
Polytropos : Please don't shoot us.
Artemis : *stares at Polytropos*
Leonidas : I am sure they do not *bows*
Artemis : So. Eurystheus wants my precious Hind.
Polytropos : *ulp.*
Eleni : I am not sure if he truly does.
Kataramene : I am certain that this has been done to cause you ire. Leaving us in the middle.
Leonidas : As for your creatures, we merely defended ourselves when they attacked us as we passed by.
Polytropos : Uhm -
Eleni : More likely, he wished us to embark on this quest and promptly get ourselves killed.
Kataramene : *nods at Eleni*
Polytropos : This... this is going to seem like a weird request, but can we... borrow the hind?
Artemis : *waves a hand* They followed the code of the Hunt. Their spirits hunt on in Elyseum.
Artemis : Borrow? *eyes arch*
Polytropos : *waves hello at the hind.*
Kataramene : If you may.
Eleni : *Ahem* The king bade us to /bring/ the Hind to him... not to /give/ it to him.
Kataramene : He asked us to fetch it, but he did not say we could not return it.
Telemachus : We only have to present it to him. Nothing says he has to keep it
Leonidas : I'm not sure the king has good plans for the deer.
Artemis : *looks thoughtful*
Telemachus : We could just drop it in front of him and let it run off.
Artemis : *pats the Hind*
Kataramene : We would guarantee to protect it, and hold him to the actual word of his request.
Eleni : Even he is not so foolish as to go against Artemis' wishes, surely.
Artemis : We shall see.
Polytropos : We're absolutely terrified of you and aren't about to cross you.
Eleni : If we come to an agreement, and we tell him of it, I am sure he will take the cautious route...
Ceryneian Hind: *nugdes Artemis's arm*
Artemis : Wise mortal.
Kataramene : *slight nod at Pol*
Artemis : *takes something from her pouch, it looks like a small ball of twigs*
Artemis : *ties it around the Hind's neck with a leather throng*
Artemis : I give you my most precious friend, mortals. Take her to your King Eurystheus, and give her to him.
Kataramene : If there is any service we could do the protector of the maiden women in return....?
Artemis : Tell her Artemis hopes he enjoys his favor.
Eleni : *Bows* We are grealy in your debt, great godess. As is our friend.
Eleni : But you ask that we... give her to him?
Artemis : Fear not. I always collect on my debts.
Polytropos : *ulp.*
Artemis : *smirks* Indeed. Let him... enjoy... his gift.
Eleni : Um, I see.
Ceryneian Hind: *looks back at Artemis and then at the party*
Damian : It's his bed, he can sleep in it.
Kataramene : *looks at the twigs* If they're anything to do with those ones we saw, he'll have fun.
Eleni : Good hind. Nice hind.
Polytropos : Hello... *at the Hind*
Kataramene : *raises a hand as if to pet the hind*
Artemis : Go. None of my creatures will hinder you as you leave this place.
Ceryneian Hind: *starts to flitch but then relaxes*
Polytropos : Well, um... we'll be going, then. Thank you for your mercy.
Damian : *bows* Thank you, Lady.
Polytropos : *whew.*
Telemachus : *bows* Thankyou
Eleni : As you say, my lady. Our deepest thanks, once more.
Polytropos : *edges out.*
Kataramene : *strokes it gently and carefully and smiles*
Eleni : ....here, hind.. c'mon..
Ceryneian Hind: *looks back once more and then follows the party*
Kataramene : *curtseys deeply to Artemis* The gratitude of mortals is small favour, but you have it.
Andreas Appolodorus: What?
Eleni : Good hind.
Leonidas : *bows and leaves arrows as an offering*

Eleni : ...well, I suppose that worked out.
Polytropos : ... on the good hand, I want to see the faces of those hunters at the camp.
Eleni : Not to mention the king's.
Polytropos : But, uh, yeah. Considering the lore of Artemis, that didn't go badly at all.
Kataramene : *nods thoughtfully*
Leonidas : Indeed
Eleni : It... probably won't go quite so well for the king.
Leonidas : *smiles*
Eleni : But I can't say I mind.
Ceryneian Hind: *stops to browse every five minutes for a minute*
Polytropos : Happy to be Nemesis for a day.
Kataramene : His request earns him what he gets.
Damian : Serves that bastard of a king right.

Lazyzeus : The journey back through the forest is uneventful. You return to the camp just as the sun is setting.

Polytropos : Ah, there's he watchtower.
Telemachus : Make sure they don't do anything stupid.
Kataramene : Ho the camp!
Eleni : *Ocasionaly pats the hind to spur it on*
Polytropos : Hey there! Don't do anything stupid!
Forest Hunter : We see you!
Damian : That's telling them, Pol.
Polytropos : No kidding!
Kataramene : Then remember what he said.
Eleni : I know you do!
Forest Hunter : It... It's the Hind!
Eleni : BEHOLD!
Forest Hunter: Impossible!
Kataramene : *stays between the hunters and the hind*
Polytropos : ImPROBABLE.
Forest Hunter: Wonder of wonders...
Eleni : Mighty Heracles hath tamed the Cyrneian Hind!
Eleni : Told ya he would.
Polytropos : ... oh yeah. Well done, "Herc".
Leonidas : *restocks quiver*
Kataramene : *looks down at the kneeling hunter, imperiously*
Old Polynices: Well, it seems I was wrong about you... hunters.
Old Polynices: This will be quite the tale to tell.
Polytropos : *looks up at the sun.*
Eleni : Heracles never fails once he sets his eyes to a task!
Damian : We're full of surprises.
Polytropos : ... should we rest here, or continue back to Tiryns?
Old Polynices: Welcome, hunter. Need supplies for the forest?
Damian : *rumages through pack* While we're here, I could use some more healing kits. I have eight, but with the way we use them, I could certainly use more.
Eleni: Yes. I'd like to see what you have for sale.
Andreas Appolodorus: You are right Damian, I have none left.
Damian : *reaches out to pat the Hind*
Polytropos : I'd love to buy more, but I'm broke.
Telemachus : We only just rested. We should head towards Tiryns.
Polytropos : Anyone want to buy one seventh of a village?
Damian : I gave my money to Eleni to pay for the upgrades to our estate.
Kataramene : Likewise, I put my coins into kits and have used all but three.

Lazyzeus : You set out for Tiryns. Somehow word gets out ahead of you, and many people come to see you pass, some with children that they bring to watch you go by. Many shouts of "Heracles" are made. A lot of people point at Telemachus and stare. You reach Tiryns around noon five days after leaving the forest. The Hind remains a docile companion throughout.

Polytropos : Best look like Heracles, Heracles.
Telemachus : *waves back*
Damian : *walks near the rear with a hand on Aias' back*
Leonidas : Maybe you can make use of that.
Leonidas : I'm cluelessa about plant stuff.
Andreas Appolodorus: I want to run up to that hill and back.
Leonidas : *shrug* keep it.
Telemachus : *takes the collar of the hind and gently leads it forward*
Eleni : Have fun, Andreas!
Eleni : That sap should come in quite handy.
Leonidas : *Wanders along behind*
Polytropos : So, uh... *to the Hind.*
Eleni : They're like your old spells, Damian.
Leonidas : *strums harp*
Kataramene : *walks in a guard postion as far as poissibe*
Polytropos : What's it like being a hind?
Polytropos : Really? Interesting.
Eleni : *Ahem*
Damian : *sniffs the sap* Yep. It'll harden one's skin.

King Eurystheus : Welcome, Heracles!
Eleni : Behold! Heracles returns, sacred hind in tow!
Polytropos : Oh, Zeus has descended.
King Eurystheus: I see you have brought the Hind. Well done. I hope Artemis wasn't too... upset. *smirks*
King Eurystheus: Captain! Take custody of the animal!
Tiryns Captain: *loops a rope over the Hind's neck*
Damian : *gestures for Aias to wait at the gate*
Eleni : On the contrary! She asked us to deliver it to you with her compliments.
Kataramene : She thinks the gift fitting, and something you will enjoy.
Ceryneian Hind: *eyes and head flick from side to side*
Telemachus : *brings the hind right up in his face* Artemis sends her warmest regards and hopes you enjoy your time with the hind
King Eurystheus: Oh, I'm sure we will. We're going to have a feast tonight, in its... honor.
Kataramene : *stiffens then forcibly relaxes*
Warrior Priest of Hera: Three tasks done, son of Zeus! Seven remain!
Eleni : I'm sure Artemis will be pleased to hear that.
Damian : *leans on staff* I'm sure you will, sire.
Telemachus : *flicks off the little wooden collar as they pull it away*
King Eurystheus: Since you have proven yourself so adept at taming wild beasts, Heracles, here is your next task.
King Eurystheus: It is not even that far.
King Eurystheus: Your Fourth Labor, to atone for your sins:
King Eurystheus: *raises his voice*
Kataramene : ...
King Eurystheus : You shall travel to Mount Erymanthos, in the highlands of Arcadia.
Mage Advisor: *nods wisely*
King Eurystheus : There you shall capture and recover the famed giant boar that haunts those slopes, and bring it to me!
Leonidas : *w* What's with all the animals?
King Eurystheus : This you shall do, that all Greeks know of the price of hubris before the gods!
Damian : *w* Maybe he's hungry?
Warrior Priest of Hera: And may the Gods be always on your side
King Eurystheus: The goddess is merciful and wise.
Mage Advisor: Indeed
King Eurystheus: Go then, mighty hero, and attend to your task.
Damian : *looks at the Hind* Indeed she is.
Kataramene : Right....
Leonidas : Indeed *drily*
Telemachus : *quirks eyebrow* are you building a menagire?
Kataramene : Is there a village on the way?
King Eurystheus: That is none of your concern.
Telemachus : You want this one alive do you?
Andreas Appolodorus: I have heard enough.
Eleni : I suppose not.
King Eurystheus: Indeed. Alive, if you please. *smirks*
King Eurystheus: Hardly a difficult task for the might Heracles.
Andreas Appolodorus: Come on Aias.
Telemachus : Just wouldn't want your dinner going rotten on the way back.
Telemachus : *stalks off*
Polytropos : ... giant boar...
Kataramene : *turns her back and does the same*
Leonidas : I guess this means we're missing the feast tonight?
Eleni : What a shame..
King Eurystheus: You may go.
Damian : Aye.
Andreas Appolodorus: Next he's going to ask us to somehow fetch the moon from the sky and bring it here.

Lazyzeus : The gates slam and the bolt clicks home.

Damian : I hope he chokes on it.
Tiryns Captain : Hey, what are you... come back here!
Telemachus : Dont give them ideas.
Kataramene : So which way, and is there some village in that direction?
Polytropos : Feel kind of sorry now. They're not going to eat the Hind, are they -
Leonidas : Guess they won't hear my lastest compositions.
Eleni : ...if he really means to eat that thing, he's even more of a fool than I...
Polytropos : Oho?
Royal Guard of Tiryns : Wait....what....what are you doing?
Damian : No.
Mage Advisor : Grab it, grab the creature!
Royal Guard of Tiryns : Grab it!
Eleni : *Chuckles*
Telemachus : *chuckles*
Kataramene : *smirks to herself*
Royal Guard of Tiryns : Ow! What is that...ow!
Royal Guard of Tiryns : For the love of the Gods!
Mage Advisor : Hornets! Hornets everywhere!
Andreas Appolodorus: What's going on back there?
King Eurystheus : Stay cal... ow! OW! OOOWWWWW!
Polytropos : *a delighted smile.*
Eleni : I think the good men of Tiryns can take care of this, yes?
Kataramene : *the smirk becomes a chuckle*
Leonidas : Indeed
Damian : The king is enjoying his prize.
Warrior Priest of Hera : Run away!
Telemachus : there's no feast, only just desserts.
Polytropos : Not our job. You heard him, we're after a boar.
Mage Advisor : Come back here this instant!
Eleni : Oh, hello again!
Leonidas : Guess the goddess blessing didn't meet with their satisfaction.
Polytropos : *waves again*
Andreas Appolodorus: Ah ah she got out!
Damian : *smiles*
Eleni : Back home for you, then. Enjoy your trop!
Kataramene : *waves it farewell*
Telemachus : *waves*
Eleni : Tell Artemis we said thank you!
Damian : The Goddess is wise and merciful.
Damian : Just not the one they thought.
Eleni : She is. Also, I think I like her sense of humour.

Lazyzeus : The wails from inside the walls follow you and are somehow comforting as you set out on your next journey.

Leonidas : What do we know about this big boar?
Kataramene : It's big and flaming?
Polytropos : The Boar...
Damian : It's a big boar?
Telemachus : Flaming?
Telemachus : how can it be flaming?
Polytropos : I don';t know. You're the bard?

Lazyzeus : On your way to Erymanthos, you hear of a crossroads market from other travelers. It will result in an additional day of travel, do you elect to stop?

Leonidas : Sure I want to do some shopping.
Eleni : How much time have we left for all the labors?
Kataramene : Maybe I misheard.
Andreas Appolodorus: We still need supplies, no?
Kataramene : We need something, or we might not finish them at all.
Euthydemus: I'm not really interested in buying or selling right now.
Damian : I could use more kits.
Eleni : If we are that low, yes..
Euthydemus: Ah, customers! Let it not be said that Euthydemus passed up a chance to trade.
Leonidas: I'd like to see what you have for sale.
Damian : I have eight and Andreas has none.
Rustic Shopkeeper: Greetings travellers and how may I help you today?
Telemachus: I'd like to see what you have for sale.
Eleni : Aaah, good sir. We meet again.
Eleni: I'd like to see what you have for sale.
Rustic Shopkeeper: Come, come, have a look at my wares
Rustic Shopkeeper: Ah, customers, wonderful! Welcome to my humble shop. Would you like to see my wares?
Euthydemus: Hey, yes, I remember you! Your beauty has only grown, lady.
Polytropos : Ah!
Euthydemus: A long way since Laconia.
Damian : *pulls out a bottle of sap* Anybody want any of this? If you smear it on you, it'll harden your skin like tree bark.
Andreas Appolodorus: Eleni will you bargain? You have enough told?
Polytropos: Yes. I'd like to see what you have for sale.
Eleni : You're just saying that so I'll agree to your prices.
Kataramene : I picked some up after you said.
Eleni : And yes! If only you knew...
Damian : Maybe so, but he's still correct, Eleni.
Andreas Appolodorus: * gold
Leonidas : *browses wares*
Polytropos : How's business?
Damian : I have four bottles of the stuff.
Eleni : How many healing supplies do we require?
Andreas Appolodorus: As many as you can get.
Damian : I'll take at least two more.
Kataramene : I've three, and Damian eight, so yes.
Euthydemus: Business had been slow...but not today!
Polytropos : We're, uh, we're heading into the Arcadian Highlands. Any news on the road?
Eleni : Um...
Eleni : Fifty? I could get around fifty.
Andreas Appolodorus: Good.
Euthydemus: *waves a hand dismissively* Nothing of importance....just the ususal travellers tales of woe
Euthydemus: Bandits and wild animals around every tree!
Damian : *smears some of the sap on Aias* There you are, my friend. That should help you a little.
Euthydemus: How about you? Anything happened to you these last few days?
Kataramene : We've been busy chasing this and that.
Damian : *pulls out the bag of hydra teeth and shakes them into his hand*
Leonidas : Nothing much, just visited with Artemis.
Damian : We killed a hydra.
Euthydemus: *eyes widen* Are those.....really?!!!
Euthydemus: My oh my!
Damian : Aye. I thought about making a necklace out of them.
Leonidas : *waves Lions tail*
Polytropos : Crazy things happen when you travel with Heracles.
Leonidas : Among other things.
Kataramene : And Atalanta
Euthydemus: And a truly lovely one they would make too
Damian : They're as hard as rock, though. I might have to get a stronger awl.
Euthydemus: *looks at them funny* Are you sure your not trying to fool an old merchant?
Eleni : We would not dream of it.
Damian : *takes the healing kits* Ah, thank you, m'lady.
Euthydemus: Are those real?
Damian : *hands one over* Here, see for yourself.
Andreas Appolodorus: We have to keep going though.
Euthydemus: *takes the offered one and exams it closely before trying to bite into it like gold*
Leonidas : Not sure if you want to do that friend.
Euthydemus: Hmmm....harder than gold....what would you take for it?
Damian : *winces* Yes. You might lose a tooth.
Leonidas : Hmm what are you offering?
Leonidas : *fingers tooth in pouch*
Damian : *holds up the bag* We certainly don't need them. What's your offer?
Euthydemus: *shrugs* As it is its hardly worth anything really....no more than a curiosity
Leonidas : I think I'll keep mine.
Euthydemus: Perhaps a couple of drachma?
Kataramene : Pff... as the price of a legendary totem? I think not.
Andreas Appolodorus: No we shall keepn them show them to our grandchildren.
Damian : What Kat said.
Polytropos : ... well, if we're done here...
Euthydemus: *shrugs again* The problem really is who would pay me for those
Damian : I understand. If you happen to find a buyer...
Leonidas : Right then, let's go boar hunting.
Euthydemus: They aren't in what you call....high demand
Eleni : Oh, I'm sure we can find /some/ use for hydra's teeth...
Polytropos : Yeah, I get you. Drop by Argos, there's some new villages being built, smart man could get a foot in the door. Good day now.
Leonidas : I'd think a mage or alchemist might find them useful.
Euthydemus: I'll keep that in mind friend
Leonidas : Who knows what magical properties they might have?
Andreas Appolodorus: We could put them on a shield.
Euthydemus: Safe journey onwards!
Damian : *takes the tooth back and smiles* Good day, Euthydemus. Until next we meet.
Eleni : Well. Arcadia is west, I believe?
Polytropos : Wihcih way to Erymanthos?
Kataramene : Let's keep mo...
Eleni : Or... possibly southish, first.
Leonidas : *shrugs* no idea
Kataramene : How many days have we used now?
Polytropos : Next time we see the King, we ought to ask.
Kataramene : I've lost count.

Lazyzeus : You continue your trek, and arrive at the highlands in Arcadia in three days. The air cools as you gain altitude, and the bulk of Mount Erymanthos looms high ahead. As you continue upo the trail you some sort of settlement up ahead.